been more winded at the gym lately for some reason…
August 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
been more winded at the gym lately for some reason…
Winded after playing outside!
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July 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Winded after playing outside!
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they call them the "fart left" because they're long winded 🤣
September 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
they call them the "fart left" because they're long winded 🤣
The Caesars made less long-winded speeches.
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Caesars made less long-winded speeches.
‘Anti-migrant protester’
very long winded way of saying ‘nazi’.
very long winded way of saying ‘nazi’.
September 24, 2026 at 8:53 AM
‘Anti-migrant protester’
very long winded way of saying ‘nazi’.
very long winded way of saying ‘nazi’.
That’s a long winded way of saying they have the reasoning of a 12 year old.
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That’s a long winded way of saying they have the reasoning of a 12 year old.
I run like the winded
December 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I run like the winded
I am about to be so long-winded
November 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I am about to be so long-winded
Don’t know who to credit for this masterful joke
November 25, 2023 at 3:57 PM
Don’t know who to credit for this masterful joke
Me: "I'm surprised by how winded I am by this exercise."
Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."
Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."
March 21, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me: "I'm surprised by how winded I am by this exercise."
Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."
Personal trainer: "This was the tour of the gym."
He’s winded from playing with his guns
September 23, 2026 at 4:07 AM
He’s winded from playing with his guns
Trump appeared winded and out of breath, struggling to get through sentences after deplaning in North Carolina before heading to his rally.
September 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Trump appeared winded and out of breath, struggling to get through sentences after deplaning in North Carolina before heading to his rally.
August 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There’s a long winded story about this, but yeah.
September 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
There’s a long winded story about this, but yeah.
Me: "I am surprised at how winded I am by this exercise.”
Personal Trainer: “This was the tour of the gym".
Personal Trainer: “This was the tour of the gym".
January 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Me: "I am surprised at how winded I am by this exercise.”
Personal Trainer: “This was the tour of the gym".
Personal Trainer: “This was the tour of the gym".
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Just sighed so hard i got winded
March 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just sighed so hard i got winded
this is getting rather long-winded tbh
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this is getting rather long-winded tbh
this is such a long winded way to say “i fell for an obvious con”
The University of Austin turns out to be exactly as full of shit on free speech as everyone on the left predicted it would be from the beginning
Is the University Of Austin Betraying Its Founding Principles?
Created as a haven for free thinkers, UATX was the last place where I’d expected to encounter ideological litmus tests.
quillette.com
May 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this is such a long winded way to say “i fell for an obvious con”
Looks like CBS cut away from Trump in the middle of his long-winded political suicide note.
July 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Looks like CBS cut away from Trump in the middle of his long-winded political suicide note.