Yes, it’s good acting, but is it as good as Bruce Willis’s silent reaction shots in The Fifth Element as his wiseass brute character is genuinely moved by the tentacled opera singer Plavalaguna
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Yes, it’s good acting, but is it as good as Bruce Willis’s silent reaction shots in The Fifth Element as his wiseass brute character is genuinely moved by the tentacled opera singer Plavalaguna
Wawa Warden Wayne overwatching Wally the wiseass.
March 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Wawa Warden Wayne overwatching Wally the wiseass.
fifteen minutes into the new Reacher season and he has eaten two cheesesteaks and been a complete wiseass to multiple different law enforcement agencies and I think this season is going to be great
August 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
fifteen minutes into the new Reacher season and he has eaten two cheesesteaks and been a complete wiseass to multiple different law enforcement agencies and I think this season is going to be great
[some wiseass] “why don’t you go back upstairs?”
[me] “shut up.”
[me] “shut up.”
September 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
[some wiseass] “why don’t you go back upstairs?”
[me] “shut up.”
[me] “shut up.”
The wiseass express
April 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The wiseass express
The wiseass reporters playing pinochle in His Girl Friday 🤝 The wiseass detectives investigating Barton Fink
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The wiseass reporters playing pinochle in His Girl Friday 🤝 The wiseass detectives investigating Barton Fink
I had no idea Siri could be such a wiseass, but here’s her (and my) last reminder for DC Bar members to vote for Diane Seltzer (and not Brad Bondi) before the end of the evening on Wednesday, June 4. Maybe I should change the settings on my iPhone???
June 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I had no idea Siri could be such a wiseass, but here’s her (and my) last reminder for DC Bar members to vote for Diane Seltzer (and not Brad Bondi) before the end of the evening on Wednesday, June 4. Maybe I should change the settings on my iPhone???
one of the best teachers i ever had was my 12th grade English teacher, pretty much entirely because she saw straight through my wiseass underachiever bullshit and was deathly bored by it
True but cannot overlook the cohort of computer guys who are trying to get revenge on the female teacher that was unimpressed by them in high school English class.
I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die
August 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
one of the best teachers i ever had was my 12th grade English teacher, pretty much entirely because she saw straight through my wiseass underachiever bullshit and was deathly bored by it
How could this wiseass be anything BUT a trickster?
April 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How could this wiseass be anything BUT a trickster?
he is about as relatable as a dude who swings around on webs can be: kind of a fuckup, girl trouble, overbearing boss, covers up insecurity by being a wiseass, fundamentally a good dude who gives a shit anyway
People love a weird little guy who never stops trying
another data point for “spider-man is the best superhero”
not even superhero fatigue can keep people from wanting to hang out with our pal pete
not even superhero fatigue can keep people from wanting to hang out with our pal pete
August 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
he is about as relatable as a dude who swings around on webs can be: kind of a fuckup, girl trouble, overbearing boss, covers up insecurity by being a wiseass, fundamentally a good dude who gives a shit anyway
I miss this kind of Madison Avenue wiseass humor.
November 10, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I miss this kind of Madison Avenue wiseass humor.
Saving this for a wiseass reply
September 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Saving this for a wiseass reply
the world's a nightmare but it's a golden age for wiseass bumper stickers
March 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
the world's a nightmare but it's a golden age for wiseass bumper stickers
I've gotta say, if in 2026 our first-ever interaction here on Al Gore's Internet is you being a snide, condescending wiseass, I wouldn't bet heavily on a second one.
July 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I've gotta say, if in 2026 our first-ever interaction here on Al Gore's Internet is you being a snide, condescending wiseass, I wouldn't bet heavily on a second one.
Affirmation Coyote see that their human friends are ready to make the sprint to the weekend!
May 15, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Affirmation Coyote see that their human friends are ready to make the sprint to the weekend!
One of the reasons Bruce Willis was sought after, aside from his wiseass charisma and feral sex appeal, is that he seemed real. He didn't come from money. We could tell. He never entirely lost that Jersey bartender energy. Which is why he was the ideal anchor for films with ridiculous plots.
It’s been almost 30 years since the Fifth Element came out and you still can’t just buy a tank top like this any store. What are we doing.
June 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
One of the reasons Bruce Willis was sought after, aside from his wiseass charisma and feral sex appeal, is that he seemed real. He didn't come from money. We could tell. He never entirely lost that Jersey bartender energy. Which is why he was the ideal anchor for films with ridiculous plots.
My wife told me that when she took our daughter to get something to eat at the airport there were two ICE agents in line in front of them at Federal Donuts and my kid said "I wish I had my whistle" so apparently she's gonna be a wiseass like her old man
Kid came home with a 3D printed ICE whistle one of her classmates gave out to everyone and knew exactly what to do and what it is used for. I'm happy she has one, but I'm sad she needs to.
My 9 year old does active shooter drills and knows the government is kidnapping her friends and their parents
My 9 year old does active shooter drills and knows the government is kidnapping her friends and their parents
April 6, 2026 at 10:49 PM
My wife told me that when she took our daughter to get something to eat at the airport there were two ICE agents in line in front of them at Federal Donuts and my kid said "I wish I had my whistle" so apparently she's gonna be a wiseass like her old man
Clearly S. Miller and R. Vought are driving some. But this endless effort takes many more players. All thoughts welcome! Wiseass observations will be ignored, and are unhelpful! Destroying our democracy is no joke!
July 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Clearly S. Miller and R. Vought are driving some. But this endless effort takes many more players. All thoughts welcome! Wiseass observations will be ignored, and are unhelpful! Destroying our democracy is no joke!
January 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this is part of the reason i have known some of these guys, since i am — and maybe you should sit down for this — myself, a wiseass
July 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
this is part of the reason i have known some of these guys, since i am — and maybe you should sit down for this — myself, a wiseass
Read this and tell me your feelings about him don’t improve
June 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Read this and tell me your feelings about him don’t improve