I’d simply walk in backwards through the exit doors. #workseverytime
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’d simply walk in backwards through the exit doors. #workseverytime
"Are you cancelling just so we offer you a lower rate?
Yes!
Ok, how's this 70%* discount?
Works for me, thanks."
*Discount will vary
#workseverytime
Yes!
Ok, how's this 70%* discount?
Works for me, thanks."
*Discount will vary
#workseverytime
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"Are you cancelling just so we offer you a lower rate?
Yes!
Ok, how's this 70%* discount?
Works for me, thanks."
*Discount will vary
#workseverytime
Yes!
Ok, how's this 70%* discount?
Works for me, thanks."
*Discount will vary
#workseverytime
A thoughtful message #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
A thoughtful message #WorksEveryTime
#WorksEveryTime getting a nice tan during the summer in Las Vegas
August 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
#WorksEveryTime getting a nice tan during the summer in Las Vegas
August 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Not putting it to rest #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Not putting it to rest #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Little Man hit her with the fake yawn n stretch move . . . worked on me 28 years ago!
#WorksEveryTime
#SmoothMoves
#WorksEveryTime
#SmoothMoves
May 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Little Man hit her with the fake yawn n stretch move . . . worked on me 28 years ago!
#WorksEveryTime
#SmoothMoves
#WorksEveryTime
#SmoothMoves
Rubber Ducky Dandy Pandy Dip
#workseverytime
#workseverytime
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Rubber Ducky Dandy Pandy Dip
#workseverytime
#workseverytime
August 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
When left alone in your friend's place read their diary and blackmail them.
#WorksEveryTime
#WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
When left alone in your friend's place read their diary and blackmail them.
#WorksEveryTime
#WorksEveryTime
Pro-tip: if you’re ever watching a horror movie and it gets too scary, just pretend you’re Sean Connery and recording the audio commentary track for the movie. #WorksEveryTime
September 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Pro-tip: if you’re ever watching a horror movie and it gets too scary, just pretend you’re Sean Connery and recording the audio commentary track for the movie. #WorksEveryTime
want attention, show them your googly eyes #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
want attention, show them your googly eyes #WorksEveryTime
leave without announcing it #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
leave without announcing it #WorksEveryTime
staying one step ahead #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
staying one step ahead #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
want to keep your lady #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
want to keep your lady #WorksEveryTime
Getting ready for that first day #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Getting ready for that first day #WorksEveryTime
Difficulty getting a screw in? Use a Glasgow screwdriver 🔨 #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Difficulty getting a screw in? Use a Glasgow screwdriver 🔨 #WorksEveryTime