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Doing nothing #WorksEveryTime because even if it doesn’t work nothing you did made it not work.
August 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
According to its inventor, the brain etching machine #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
60% of the time it #WorksEveryTime
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August 22, 2026 at 3:02 AM
smoking a cigarette while on a mission will make u feel better #WorksEveryTime
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August 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Just flip the switch and say a Hail Mary

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August 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Too tired to cook after work? Go visit your mum 😋 #WorksEveryTime
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want to confuse a teen Walmart cashier, ask them to count change #WorksEveryTime
August 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Some music just makes the panties drop

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August 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Thanks for playing our #WorksEveryTime MEME GAME
Now get some rest
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August 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Whenever I hear that "OOOWAA AA AA AA!" sound, I get disturbed

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August 22, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Do it the right way, and it #WorksEveryTime.

Nobody will ask you to share it.
August 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My sense of direction #WorksEveryTime to endanger others
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August 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
leave without announcing it #WorksEveryTime
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Trump Always Chickens Out

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August 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Place a poster of a hot woman near the road to slow down speeding drivers. #WorksEveryTime
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need to calm down, take a few moments & breathe #WorksEveryTime
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August 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
want attention, show them your googly eyes #WorksEveryTime
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A loving belly rub #WorksEveryTime
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