🐿️ It’s me today! You know what that means…
#WorstDadJokes
I recently started a business selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. It’s been more successful than I thought it would be!
Prophets are through the roof!
#WorstDadJokes
I recently started a business selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. It’s been more successful than I thought it would be!
Prophets are through the roof!
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
🐿️ It’s me today! You know what that means…
#WorstDadJokes
I recently started a business selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. It’s been more successful than I thought it would be!
Prophets are through the roof!
#WorstDadJokes
I recently started a business selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats. It’s been more successful than I thought it would be!
Prophets are through the roof!
Perfection.
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#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes
July 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
🐿️ I can do this all day! And you’re going in my shoe…
#WorstDadJokes
Look, I know that sophisticated people call them dentures, but I think it’s a lot more accurate to call them substitooths.
#WorstDadJokes
Look, I know that sophisticated people call them dentures, but I think it’s a lot more accurate to call them substitooths.
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
🐿️ I can do this all day! And you’re going in my shoe…
#WorstDadJokes
Look, I know that sophisticated people call them dentures, but I think it’s a lot more accurate to call them substitooths.
#WorstDadJokes
Look, I know that sophisticated people call them dentures, but I think it’s a lot more accurate to call them substitooths.
🐿️ Here’s one of my favorite #WorstDadJokes. You can giggle at it while I tuck you under my arm and go for my afternoon run.
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leave-able!
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leave-able!
January 5, 2026 at 8:08 PM
🐿️ Here’s one of my favorite #WorstDadJokes. You can giggle at it while I tuck you under my arm and go for my afternoon run.
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leave-able!
What do you call a beehive with no exit?
Un-bee-leave-able!
🐿️ I’m Haru the Hilarious, so you’d better laugh at these or I’ll cry. And then shrink you and mash you under my ample ass for it.
Anyway! More #WorstDadJokes
Studies show cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
🤣
Anyway! More #WorstDadJokes
Studies show cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
🤣
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
🐿️ I’m Haru the Hilarious, so you’d better laugh at these or I’ll cry. And then shrink you and mash you under my ample ass for it.
Anyway! More #WorstDadJokes
Studies show cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
🤣
Anyway! More #WorstDadJokes
Studies show cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.
🤣
Bad Dad Jokes: Today is the Day
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#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes
July 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM