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profciara.bsky.social
cc @lawprofblawg.bsky.social #dadpuns
tobyontv.bsky.social Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · Feb 12
someone stole my dish of hot potato covered in cheese, so I'm persona non gratin
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 PM
atherton.bsky.social
my dadpuns are now geometrically more powerful
December 23, 2024 at 4:31 PM
profciara.bsky.social
FYI @lawprofblawg.bsky.social #dadpuns
adampknave.com Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · Jun 16
Some make fun of the Empire's military tactics in space combat but they really do adhere to one of the oldest rules: If at first you don't succeed, TIE, TIE again.
June 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
legostud.bsky.social
Waiting for dog-go by Sam Bark-it... tickets on sale soon #dogsofbluesky #theater #dadpuns
October 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
whovian13.bsky.social
You all have heard of "Elf on a Shelf"... Get ready for...

#ElfOnAShelf #ChristmasFunny #Funny #DadPuns
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
ironweed.bsky.social
DadPuns are all some of us have you know
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 AM
latwentyniners.bsky.social
The Beard and The Storm
and the Mann and Brew Master
all got the job Dunn

#clippernation
#clipperhaikus
#dadpuns
December 2, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Perfection.
#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes
July 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
motownrabbi.bsky.social
I guess that means that you’re a…
…
…
Challah bake girl…

#dadpuns
September 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
When tech meets terrible puns… and we’re absolutely here for it. 🐝

Got a better dad joke? We’re all ears. Drop it below! 👇

#ExploreSanTanValley #SanTanValley #SanTanValleyNews #DadJoke #DadPuns
May 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
anythingcouldhappen.show
This was so much fun!

poss. best RPG concept ever!

apologies for #DadPuns I couldn't help myself!

thanks to Richard, Adam @modifiedroll.bsky.social and
@penancerpg.bsky.social!
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 PM
We’re not saying it’s science…but it kind of makes sense. 😄

#SanTanValleyLife #ExploreSanTanValley #SanTanValley #DadJoke #DadPuns
May 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
taicheuk.bsky.social
#taiche #vectorart - Griller #Gorilla #Ape
Born to Grill #BBQ Master Fun Pun 3dRose #backyardbbq #giftideas #giftsfordad #dadpuns #apron #coasters #travelmug #waterbottle #gardenflag #ornaments #mugs #beerstein #winebag #canccoler #towels #kitchenware www.amazon.com/stores/page/...
November 24, 2024 at 11:25 AM
teespirit.bsky.social
Very nice, raising d'etre if you will #DadPuns
July 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ramyeonjpg.bsky.social
wait... lmao

#memes
#dadpuns
December 27, 2023 at 6:49 PM
ptarnation.bsky.social
“forking dust” or “fork, yeah” were right there for art piece titles. they’re not better but are at least different. “a tine for change.” “the art is the point.” i can do bad dadpuns all day. they’re weak af.
but i can come up with more than one.
February 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
morbidlyobtuse.bsky.social
Oh.

Happy New Bear (I regret nothing).
Dadpuns for life.
thecrowsteeth.bsky.social Misha | The Crow's Teeth 🦇 @thecrowsteeth.bsky.social · Jan 1
The bear hug personified ♥️
January 3, 2024 at 9:42 PM
tiamarie.bsky.social
Soo tired my head is just making dadpuns on its own
January 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Bad Dad Jokes: Today is the Day

#baddadjokes #dadjokesoftheday #dadjokes2024 #dumbdadjokes #terribledadjokes #worstdadjokes #cheesydadjokes #baddadjokes2024 #dadpuns #stupiddadjokes #horribledadjokes #shortdadjokes
July 3, 2024 at 1:01 AM
dantendigitalis.bsky.social
My non-existant wife (Let's say, for entertainment purposes Sasha Grey (She plays this, apparently.)) calls me Flossy, because I follow her around like a sheep in-game and am very baa'd at the game.

#DadPuns #MasterClass #Twitch
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
beyondthespin.bsky.social
So far I think the best part of Bluesky is all the sky writing, blue skies ahead, and other DadPuns using the name of the platform.

I could use a little more Skyrim jokes though. Get on it, people!
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy
He really went hog wild with that tattoo.

(It's #hootintootintuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #humour #funnymeme #dadpuns #pigs #tattoos #tattoo #pigsofmastodon […]

[Original post on universeodon.com]
Comic with two anthropormorphized pigs at an open cooler, drinking bottled beverages. One of the pigs is shirtless and has what looks like the coin slot of a piggybank on his back. His friend says to him, "Dude! Best tattoo ever!" From Bizarro Comics, 05-06-2011 Creative team: Dan Piraro and Wayno
February 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
beardedcrow.bsky.social
#WashYourHands with… whatever this creature is… 🤷‍♂️ . Artist Unknown. Tiny bit of a #Skam #Sticker in there too. Bonus grout pun in the second photo. #BathroomGraffiti found at the #Rose&Thistle public house in #PortlandOR on April 27th, 2019. #BathroomArt #StickerArt #Stickers #BadPuns #DadPuns
Sticker art affixed on the “Wash Your Hands” sign in a dive bar bathroom. The main sticker is hand drawn in black marker on a mailing label. It looks like a naked women (or possibly a mermaid, the lower torso and below are obscured), laying on their side with their breasts exposed. However, instead of a human head, it has and entire small cartoonish fish for a head instead. The fish is perhaps a goldfish or beta. The arm (left) they are laying on, extends out reaching across their body towards their lower torso, the hand is disproportionately large compared to the rest of it’s body and the fingers are perhaps slightly pointed. Above the body is a large arrow pointing towards the fish head, purpose is unclear. Not sure if intentional by the artist/person who stuck it, but it sort of appears like it is laying under the water streams from the sinks that are part of the hand washing sign. To left of this sticker is the remains of a Skam (artist) sticker that was a play on US currency bills. See a previous post of mine for an example. Fish head lady artist unknown. Found at the Rose & Thistle Public House dive bar in Portland, OR on April 27th, 2019 Black text written with a marker in a horizontal strip of grout at The Rose & Thistle Public House bathroom. It reads “No remorse, no regrout”. Found on April 27th, 2019
April 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy
I hope this gives you a much-kneaded laugh today.

(It's #hootintootintuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #humour #funnymeme #puns #pillsbury #pillsburydoughboy #breadpuns #dadpuns #playdoh
Meme with a photo of the Pillsbury Dough Boy character. Meme text reads: "SAD NEWS... Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dill Dough, plus they had one in the oven. Service were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes."
March 25, 2026 at 4:32 AM