Lemme wring my shirt out into your mouth
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Lemme wring my shirt out into your mouth
Cardio ✅
I could wring the sweat out of my shirt today.
I could wring the sweat out of my shirt today.
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Cardio ✅
I could wring the sweat out of my shirt today.
I could wring the sweat out of my shirt today.
Wring me out?
September 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wring me out?
You need to wring out the water from your hands
どなたか手を絞っていただけませんかっ？☆
どなたか手を絞っていただけませんかっ？☆
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You need to wring out the water from your hands
どなたか手を絞っていただけませんかっ？☆
どなたか手を絞っていただけませんかっ？☆
The Murdochs continue to do so much damage by using dishonesty and divisiveness to wring money out of gullible, angry people.
July 28, 2026 at 1:19 PM
The Murdochs continue to do so much damage by using dishonesty and divisiveness to wring money out of gullible, angry people.
Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
We are also the only country without universal healthcare. We are such a backward nation, run by selfish, greedy people who only care about the money they can wring from the system—not us.
@lizplank.bsky.social's realization while watching World Cup: "Every single one of these countries gives new moms some kind of leave after they have a baby... Literally all 48 teams come from countries that figured this out. Except the one hosting the whole thing. Us."
The United States Is the Only World Cup Nation Without Maternity Leave
Not the US Hosting and Still Not Paying Moms.
lizplank.substack.com
June 25, 2026 at 4:52 PM
We are also the only country without universal healthcare. We are such a backward nation, run by selfish, greedy people who only care about the money they can wring from the system—not us.
Shirt Wring? Shirt Wring! 🥵💦
September 13, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Shirt Wring? Shirt Wring! 🥵💦
Anyone who saw “The Producers” knows that you can wring cash out of intentional flop. Jeff Bezos pumped money into Melania not to sell tickets but to bribe and flatter Trump.
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Anyone who saw “The Producers” knows that you can wring cash out of intentional flop. Jeff Bezos pumped money into Melania not to sell tickets but to bribe and flatter Trump.
Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.
April 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Unclenching isn’t enough, I need to remove my jaw and wring it out like a towel.
We have no problem delivering war on time, but wring our hands over climate action
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We have no problem delivering war on time, but wring our hands over climate action
(First Published in The New Daily)
amyremeikis.substack.com
September 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
We have no problem delivering war on time, but wring our hands over climate action
amyremeikis.substack.com/p/we-have-no...
amyremeikis.substack.com/p/we-have-no...
I wanna take his underwear and wring out the sweat into my mouth 💦
April 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I wanna take his underwear and wring out the sweat into my mouth 💦
That'll be the wedding wring.
June 28, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That'll be the wedding wring.
This is what happens when you wring out a wet towel while floating in space.
Credit: CSA/NASA
Credit: CSA/NASA
September 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This is what happens when you wring out a wet towel while floating in space.
Credit: CSA/NASA
Credit: CSA/NASA
The United States is now so dysfunctional that it has a GoFundMe to wring more cash out of the working class because it refuses to fairly tax billionaires.
U.S. Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36.7 trillion debt — NYP
July 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The United States is now so dysfunctional that it has a GoFundMe to wring more cash out of the working class because it refuses to fairly tax billionaires.
So many journalists wring their hands about how to deal with Trump's dishonesty. Wish more of them would follow Aaron's lead: "(This is a lie.)"
Trump brain flits to Washington DC: "We haven't had a killing. We had the terrorist attack a few weeks ago. Uhhh. A little bit of a different kind of a threat. But we haven't had a killing in a long period of time. Six, seven months." (This is a lie.)
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So many journalists wring their hands about how to deal with Trump's dishonesty. Wish more of them would follow Aaron's lead: "(This is a lie.)"
the worst part of teabagging is wrapping my balls around the spoon to wring them out
April 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
the worst part of teabagging is wrapping my balls around the spoon to wring them out
When people promise to run a government like they would run a business, they are promising to wring every penny out of it for themselves and leave everyone else underpaid and underinsured.
December 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
When people promise to run a government like they would run a business, they are promising to wring every penny out of it for themselves and leave everyone else underpaid and underinsured.
Odd one out, wring out the weak
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February 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Odd one out, wring out the weak
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Had to wring out this shirt after my workout
August 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Had to wring out this shirt after my workout