#write-in
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
September 29, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Susan Collins is blatantly corrupt. Hollywood couldn't write this in a script.
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 PM
WRITE THE GARBAGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD FAM
October 26, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I really wish people aspiring to write understood what a competitive advantage being able to write without AI will be in the coming years.
May 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Today in "the metaphors just write themselves, don't they":
The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
June 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Stephanie’s writing tips:

1) Write. Write write write. Write ideas. Write notes. Write without notes and see where it goes. Write what you want as soon as you want to. If the words are in your head, let them out.

2) Take breaks from tip one when it feels too hard, then resume tip one.
May 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 PM
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Brutal! The Cornell rapists had to write those essays in longhand while still recovering from a slap on the wrist.
September 28, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Sanders: When historians write about this dangerous moment in American history, when they write about courage and sacrifice, the people of Minnesota will deserve a special chapter.. In the face of unprecedented occupation, this community fought back and won.
March 28, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Dearest Grundy, the best dog in the world, passed on yesterday. How will I write without her?
July 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets.
August 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
late write-in candidate
April 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This. Write your name in the history books on the right side of the ledger.
Four R senators and four R House members could announce they're caucusing with the Dems for now, and will vote for Schumer for Majority Leader and Jeffries for Speaker, because the threat to the rule of law is dire. Meanwhile, they'll work with Democrats to construct guardrails against dictatorship.
April 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
not sure you’d be allowed to write this in North Korea, lads
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
In order to write a book, you have to write a book.
November 24, 2024 at 3:19 PM
It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.
October 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The jokes write themselves!
Tim Kaine Rips GOP For Misspelling 'Military' In Poster Bemoaning Lowered Standards In Military
🎵 And isn't it ironic... 🎵
www.comicsands.com
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
did three mormons in a trenchcoat write this
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I 100% have not changed a single goddamn thing about how I write here in the age of "AI." I write how I write. If the "AI" writes anything like how I write, it's because it stole from me. I'm gonna use any punctuation I like, and if it looks "AI"ish to you, you can go fuck yourself.
Authors and journalists are doing more first-person (hello 2010s blogging) and embracing "mistakes" in writing to prove they're not chatbots. There's even an “anti-Grammarly" app that leaves in typos and signs off "sent from my iPhone" to create more authenticity: www.wired.com/story/more-t...
More Typos, Fewer Em Dashes: Writers Are Creating an Anti-AI ‘Literary Counterculture’
Novelists, journalists, and power LinkedIn posters are embracing first-person narratives and idiosyncrasies to avoid being mistaken for chat bots.
www.wired.com
July 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Why didn't you write this in October
For all of his dystopian rhetoric, by many traditional metrics, the America that Trump will inherit from Biden is actually in better shape than that bequeathed to any newly elected president since Bush came into office in 2001. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/05/u...
Trump Sees the U.S. as a ‘Disaster.’ The Numbers Tell a Different Story.
President Biden is bequeathing his successor a nation that by many measures is in good shape, even if voters remain unconvinced.
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM