YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE NATURAL DISASTERS SO WE PUT A NATURAL DISASTER INSIDE YOUR NATURAL DISASTER
August 20, 2023 at 10:34 PM
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE NATURAL DISASTERS SO WE PUT A NATURAL DISASTER INSIDE YOUR NATURAL DISASTER
AH DAMN IT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "WE HEARD" I'M SO SORRY XIBIT
August 20, 2023 at 10:39 PM
AH DAMN IT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE "WE HEARD" I'M SO SORRY XIBIT
Today I referenced a meme, and a student said they didn't know it, and I asked if they knew the source material, and they said "oh I wasn't born yet" 💀 anyway..
April 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Today I referenced a meme, and a student said they didn't know it, and I asked if they knew the source material, and they said "oh I wasn't born yet" 💀 anyway..
Yo dawg I heard you like wet shits
May 12, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Yo dawg I heard you like wet shits
is Xibit the spokesperson
April 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
is Xibit the spokesperson
that car from pimp my ride where xibit put a coffee pot in the center console not lookin so dumb now huh
July 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
that car from pimp my ride where xibit put a coffee pot in the center console not lookin so dumb now huh
Ist das dieselbe Schrauberbude aus dem MTV-Stuss mit Xibit?
October 7, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Ist das dieselbe Schrauberbude aus dem MTV-Stuss mit Xibit?
Xibit voice: I hear you like to drink while you drive so
July 25, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Xibit voice: I hear you like to drink while you drive so
(Xibit voice) I heard you like studies, so we've moved a motion to study if we should further study a study.
July 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
(Xibit voice) I heard you like studies, so we've moved a motion to study if we should further study a study.
Vous méritez que je vous la fasse pimper
Qu'on m'apporte Xibit( le rappeur là)
Qu'on m'apporte Xibit( le rappeur là)
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Vous méritez que je vous la fasse pimper
Qu'on m'apporte Xibit( le rappeur là)
Qu'on m'apporte Xibit( le rappeur là)
sometimes i have no chill
July 23, 2026 at 8:58 PM
sometimes i have no chill
xibit meme yo dog i heard you like george crosses on your george crosses dot 2009
August 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
xibit meme yo dog i heard you like george crosses on your george crosses dot 2009
*Xibit voice*
we heard you hate AI so we're gonna put AI in your blender, dawg
we heard you hate AI so we're gonna put AI in your blender, dawg
September 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
*Xibit voice*
we heard you hate AI so we're gonna put AI in your blender, dawg
we heard you hate AI so we're gonna put AI in your blender, dawg
yo dawg I heard you want a smaller website so we made you an app about another website that can also be an app
June 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
yo dawg I heard you want a smaller website so we made you an app about another website that can also be an app
Every new LLM-enhancing technology is just this under the hood.
May 6, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Every new LLM-enhancing technology is just this under the hood.
I heard you like dongles!
October 1, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I heard you like dongles!
Xibit: We heard you like Eagles….
November 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Xibit: We heard you like Eagles….
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October 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Celebrate the season with a touch of whimsy! 🎄✨ 'The Enchanted Tree of Whimsy' combines holiday magic with avant-garde creativity. 🎨🎁 #ChristmasArt #DigitalArt #AvantGarde #XibitOnVitruveo #art #vitruveocommunity #xibit #ArtistOnX
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If he Sultan of Brunei’d it, and had *porsche* themselves build one for him, then it’d be dope.
…But having west coast customs do it… 🥴🥴 and have it come out looking like that…😵💫
he just wanted to meet Xibit
…But having west coast customs do it… 🥴🥴 and have it come out looking like that…😵💫
he just wanted to meet Xibit
If literally anyone else on the planet, other than maybe Elon, had built the Porsche minivan you’d all be calling them a hero. Stop, just stop.
October 8, 2024 at 2:05 PM
If he Sultan of Brunei’d it, and had *porsche* themselves build one for him, then it’d be dope.
…But having west coast customs do it… 🥴🥴 and have it come out looking like that…😵💫
he just wanted to meet Xibit
…But having west coast customs do it… 🥴🥴 and have it come out looking like that…😵💫
he just wanted to meet Xibit
I send this to all of my friends on their day, just to remind them Xibit was a real person and Pimp My Ride was a real show xD
September 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I send this to all of my friends on their day, just to remind them Xibit was a real person and Pimp My Ride was a real show xD
Some tracks skipped notwithstanding, a phenomenal album.
Xibit remerbed forever.
Xibit remerbed forever.
April 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Some tracks skipped notwithstanding, a phenomenal album.
Xibit remerbed forever.
Xibit remerbed forever.