Omg I did it again. I power-binged enough Below Deck to convince myself that I could make it as a yachtie
February 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Omg I did it again. I power-binged enough Below Deck to convince myself that I could make it as a yachtie
rockin' yachtie.
April 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
rockin' yachtie.
okay i think wihan might just be the typical south african yachtie misogynist we’ve been seeing on below deck forever. this episode is wild
also idk if wihan is a sex addict or what, but he freaks me out
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
okay i think wihan might just be the typical south african yachtie misogynist we’ve been seeing on below deck forever. this episode is wild
No doubt this notice is commonplace upon boats (ships, even) that contain what I believe, in more politically uncorrect times, was referred to as yachtie tottie 🤔😳😂
August 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No doubt this notice is commonplace upon boats (ships, even) that contain what I believe, in more politically uncorrect times, was referred to as yachtie tottie 🤔😳😂
I really really missed my calling how am I not a yachtie
February 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I really really missed my calling how am I not a yachtie
He’s a regular at the Noosa yachtie, I’ll ask him next time I see him.
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
He’s a regular at the Noosa yachtie, I’ll ask him next time I see him.
As a very occasional yachtie, I have to say I prefer watching the big naval vessel make an obvious change of course to avoid me (and have done!)
June 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
As a very occasional yachtie, I have to say I prefer watching the big naval vessel make an obvious change of course to avoid me (and have done!)
Whilst I still can't find any mention of gunfire in the COLREGS as a valid alternative to five blasts on the horn (though god knows many skippers have felt like it), I do have sympathy with any officer of the watch faced with a yachtie who thinks two degrees is "an obvious change of course"
Russian warship fires warning shots near UK-registered yacht in Channel
The retired couple tell BBC Newsnight they tried to show the warship they had changed course in the English Channel before the shots were fired.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Whilst I still can't find any mention of gunfire in the COLREGS as a valid alternative to five blasts on the horn (though god knows many skippers have felt like it), I do have sympathy with any officer of the watch faced with a yachtie who thinks two degrees is "an obvious change of course"
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I was on TV w/ The Very Airy Library in Atlanta exactly one year ago celebrating EARTH DAY!
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April 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
AUTHOR LIFE IS WILD!
I was on TV w/ The Very Airy Library in Atlanta exactly one year ago celebrating EARTH DAY!
🥳 🎬😅🤿
#kidlit #5amwritersclub #IslandGirls #writingcommunity #author #amwriting #library #earthday #ocean #saveourseas #plasticocean #yachtie #yachtielife
I was on TV w/ The Very Airy Library in Atlanta exactly one year ago celebrating EARTH DAY!
🥳 🎬😅🤿
#kidlit #5amwritersclub #IslandGirls #writingcommunity #author #amwriting #library #earthday #ocean #saveourseas #plasticocean #yachtie #yachtielife
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January 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Imagine BELOW DECK meets a juicy fictional autobiography— my real-life stories of #yachtie drama, luxury chaos, & high-seas adventure, reimagined with heart, humor, and just enough truth to keep you guessing 🚤✨👀
#YouDeservepIt #agents #editors #YA #writingcommunity #WIP #agented #5amwritersclub #pb
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ah THERE is that south african yachtie sexism fully on display. he fully just said “when women lose their looks, they have nothing going for them and start yapping all the time”
i never thought i would miss joao, but here we are with wihan
April 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
ah THERE is that south african yachtie sexism fully on display. he fully just said “when women lose their looks, they have nothing going for them and start yapping all the time”
They changed course a whole TWO DEGREES - I was howling when they claimed it was obvious (this is also incredibly yachtie of a certain type)
June 17, 2026 at 10:42 AM
They changed course a whole TWO DEGREES - I was howling when they claimed it was obvious (this is also incredibly yachtie of a certain type)
I don't go to these pokie palaces, even the RSL is off limits. My local yachtie has no pokies and no keno, and the revenue from the bar and restaurant go to the kids sailing programs. Better things are possible.
April 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I don't go to these pokie palaces, even the RSL is off limits. My local yachtie has no pokies and no keno, and the revenue from the bar and restaurant go to the kids sailing programs. Better things are possible.
The Canadian writer Alistair MacLeod said that in the not particularly affluent fishing community where he grew up they had so much lobster to eat that they got sick of it.
It's time to reclaim our lobster from the Greater Irish Yachtie.
It's time to reclaim our lobster from the Greater Irish Yachtie.
March 28, 2026 at 9:32 AM
The Canadian writer Alistair MacLeod said that in the not particularly affluent fishing community where he grew up they had so much lobster to eat that they got sick of it.
It's time to reclaim our lobster from the Greater Irish Yachtie.
It's time to reclaim our lobster from the Greater Irish Yachtie.
It’s really hard to enjoy the rest of this season knowing that Solene isn’t even a yachtie, but a producer plant. Straight from influencer central casting. #BelowDeck
September 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It’s really hard to enjoy the rest of this season knowing that Solene isn’t even a yachtie, but a producer plant. Straight from influencer central casting. #BelowDeck
Max saving his father form the CARTELS in Tunisia by escaping through the desert is a storyline I NEVER expected on Below Deck
Maybe Taken 4 but not a yachtie reality show?!?! 😂😂😂 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed
Maybe Taken 4 but not a yachtie reality show?!?! 😂😂😂 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed
September 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Max saving his father form the CARTELS in Tunisia by escaping through the desert is a storyline I NEVER expected on Below Deck
Maybe Taken 4 but not a yachtie reality show?!?! 😂😂😂 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed
Maybe Taken 4 but not a yachtie reality show?!?! 😂😂😂 #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMed
Now, I'm in no way saying I approve of the use of small arms fire to enforce the ColRegs, but trying to claim a 2° course alteration is acceptable to indicate you've seen another vessel and are taking action is Peak WAFI behaviour.
Protip: it's okay to be a yachtie, but never a WAFI
Protip: it's okay to be a yachtie, but never a WAFI
June 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Now, I'm in no way saying I approve of the use of small arms fire to enforce the ColRegs, but trying to claim a 2° course alteration is acceptable to indicate you've seen another vessel and are taking action is Peak WAFI behaviour.
Protip: it's okay to be a yachtie, but never a WAFI
Protip: it's okay to be a yachtie, but never a WAFI
Bottom of the boat needs a scrub today……it’s the yachtie equivalent of cutting the grass……..
June 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Bottom of the boat needs a scrub today……it’s the yachtie equivalent of cutting the grass……..
Though I’m assured that the story of a disgruntled yachtie calling up a warship on channel 16 to complain that his dip had not been reciprocated, and being told “you’re confusing your hobby with my job” is apocryphal.
June 17, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Though I’m assured that the story of a disgruntled yachtie calling up a warship on channel 16 to complain that his dip had not been reciprocated, and being told “you’re confusing your hobby with my job” is apocryphal.
Die beiden Singles nach Bauch, Beine, Po einfach total schlecht und immer die selben Champagnie/Yachtie/Whateverie Reime. Und dann noch Elorn und Rapenaldo Namedrops. Rote Karte für Schiri David ☝🏻 (das Iconic Snippet klingt aber literally… iconic)
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December 29, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Die beiden Singles nach Bauch, Beine, Po einfach total schlecht und immer die selben Champagnie/Yachtie/Whateverie Reime. Und dann noch Elorn und Rapenaldo Namedrops. Rote Karte für Schiri David ☝🏻 (das Iconic Snippet klingt aber literally… iconic)
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December 25, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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My husband has joined me two seasons deep into watching Below Deck, and the way I’m explaining boat hierarchy to him as if I’ve been a yachtie all my life I—
October 23, 2023 at 8:22 AM
My husband has joined me two seasons deep into watching Below Deck, and the way I’m explaining boat hierarchy to him as if I’ve been a yachtie all my life I—
I regularly visit friends in Gibraltar, and the mood there remains incandescent about Brexit, with a determination to circumvent its impacts. There’s a bit of a ‘Retired expat yachtie’ population who hang around the marina bars, and I guess that some of them contributed heavily to that 4%
May 18, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I regularly visit friends in Gibraltar, and the mood there remains incandescent about Brexit, with a determination to circumvent its impacts. There’s a bit of a ‘Retired expat yachtie’ population who hang around the marina bars, and I guess that some of them contributed heavily to that 4%
Catching up on below deck. If you met a yachtie and you decided to makeout with him at the bar of a restaurant 6 minutes after meeting then go to the public men's restroom and have relations with him while laying ON THE FLOOR... why on God's green earth would you sign a release to show your face.
August 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Catching up on below deck. If you met a yachtie and you decided to makeout with him at the bar of a restaurant 6 minutes after meeting then go to the public men's restroom and have relations with him while laying ON THE FLOOR... why on God's green earth would you sign a release to show your face.