#yogic
When you watch a show without ever once engaging in the discourse of its alleged fandom you feel like you've mastered yogic flying
June 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Questions for Tulsi Gabbard, nominated for Director of National Intelligence:

—Chris Butler is the founder of the Science of Identity Foundation (SIF), a fringe yogic sect based in your native Hawai’i. Please relate your history with SIF & Butler, respectively. Are you still active in SIF?

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December 3, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Yogic practices are like food. Food only works for those who eat it. Yogic practices only work for those who do it.
September 13, 2023 at 2:03 AM
I miss the days when all we had to worry about was a bunch of harmless weirdos doing some "yogic flying".
August 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
using forbidden yogic techniques to transmute my entire body into a bomb and then exploding
February 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Breathe In, Bleed Out A) isn't recommended yogic practice, I don't think, but B) it's a flat-out blast all the same.
somehow squeezed in two banger slasher-esque books from @sgj.bsky.social and @brianmcwriter.bsky.social this week. and that makes it a good week.
June 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Downward Facing Dog - how yogic can one jack russell be?
March 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Closed some tabs y'all! With the close of each tab I felt a weight lifting from me spiritually. Highly recommended yogic exercise.
March 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I just applied for a 200 hour yoga teacher training course and I'm hyperventilating so yeah please train me in yogic breathing first maybe
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I’ll never forget when I found out “yogic flying” was just energetic leapfrogging while in lotus position
April 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Screamaste
October 21, 2023 at 8:08 PM
The Catcow is a sacred animal to the yogic community
December 13, 2023 at 9:45 PM
fumbling
on the yogic quest
to drop my self

#dailyhaikuprompt
#haikuchallenge (quest)
#poetry #haiku #senryu #3lines
January 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Butler, born 1948, aka Jagad Guru Siddhaswarupananda Paramahamsa, is the founder of the Science of Identity Foundation (SIF), a fringe Krishna/yogic sect based in Hawai’i. Gabbard was born into the cult and has never left. 3/11
January 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yogic machinations
March 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
She's white womaning drone warfare. She's doing wellness drone warfare. She's doing drone welfare you can fit in between your yogic exercises to strengthen your yoni. All for a hefty price to make you feel luxurious & feminine.
June 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
it's too bad "yogic flying" is associated with transcendental meditation because it is a tremendous phrase and concept
June 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
In the far future, only yogic masters will be able to train their bodies not to reject forbidden cybernetic implants.
February 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
“Ooh remembers Yogic Flying??”
May 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Frankly a bit disappointed that we no longer get Natural Law Party candidates. A bit of yogic flying would lighten the mood no end (and would free up space on the stage)
July 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
(levitating in the air in a yogic position)

"Om... Om..."
July 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
the UK, meanwhile, votes in the Natural Law party in the 1990s and so is protecting by legions of yogic flyers.
June 26, 2026 at 6:47 PM
semen retention actually has deep roots in yogic practices and taoism
March 12, 2026 at 4:05 AM