January 6, 2025, by the numbers:
ONE certification of election completed
ZERO Dems rioting in DC
ZERO Capitol Police assaulted
ZERO walls smeared with feces
ZERO fire extinguishers used as weapons
ZERO people chanting "Hang Kamala Harris"
ZERO fist-pumping Senators running for his life...
ONE certification of election completed
ZERO Dems rioting in DC
ZERO Capitol Police assaulted
ZERO walls smeared with feces
ZERO fire extinguishers used as weapons
ZERO people chanting "Hang Kamala Harris"
ZERO fist-pumping Senators running for his life...
January 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
January 6, 2025, by the numbers:
ONE certification of election completed
ZERO Dems rioting in DC
ZERO Capitol Police assaulted
ZERO walls smeared with feces
ZERO fire extinguishers used as weapons
ZERO people chanting "Hang Kamala Harris"
ZERO fist-pumping Senators running for his life...
ONE certification of election completed
ZERO Dems rioting in DC
ZERO Capitol Police assaulted
ZERO walls smeared with feces
ZERO fire extinguishers used as weapons
ZERO people chanting "Hang Kamala Harris"
ZERO fist-pumping Senators running for his life...
the game where there's zero politics and you do nothing
March 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the game where there's zero politics and you do nothing
Commercial Airline Crash Fatalities
BIDEN:
Zero in four years.
TRUMP:
67 in one week.
BIDEN:
Zero in four years.
TRUMP:
67 in one week.
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Commercial Airline Crash Fatalities
BIDEN:
Zero in four years.
TRUMP:
67 in one week.
BIDEN:
Zero in four years.
TRUMP:
67 in one week.
August 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Computer, delete all video podcasts from all podcast apps, authorization Disillusion alpha zero zero one.
May 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Computer, delete all video podcasts from all podcast apps, authorization Disillusion alpha zero zero one.
Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.
Stephen Miller: "Based on what I've heard, we could balance the federal budget if the only dollars that went out of the treasury went to individuals who were properly, lawfully, correctly eligible to receive them"
May 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.
Receiving your love and support
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October 17, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Receiving your love and support
EMMY AWARDS:
Jimmy Kimmel: FIVE
Donald Trump: ZERO
So, who is the one without talent, Donald?
Jimmy Kimmel: FIVE
Donald Trump: ZERO
So, who is the one without talent, Donald?
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
EMMY AWARDS:
Jimmy Kimmel: FIVE
Donald Trump: ZERO
So, who is the one without talent, Donald?
Jimmy Kimmel: FIVE
Donald Trump: ZERO
So, who is the one without talent, Donald?
October 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
one fact that consistently elides the centrist mind is that Democrats tried flanking Trump on immigration policy, to literally zero political benefit.
The biggest problem American liberalism faces is how to maintain high levels of immigration while respecting the democratic will of the public. I have an idea.
www.theargumentmag.com/p/liberals-d...
www.theargumentmag.com/p/liberals-d...
Liberals don’t have to lose on immigration
“Moderating” on immigration doesn't mean abandoning it
www.theargumentmag.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
one fact that consistently elides the centrist mind is that Democrats tried flanking Trump on immigration policy, to literally zero political benefit.
Zero fucks given, one fucks received.
August 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Zero fucks given, one fucks received.
Donald J Trump has no redeeming qualities. Not a one. None. Zero.
April 6, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Donald J Trump has no redeeming qualities. Not a one. None. Zero.
Travis Hunter catches on offense: zero
Travis Hunter catches on defense: one
Travis Hunter catches on defense: one
September 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Travis Hunter catches on offense: zero
Travis Hunter catches on defense: one
Travis Hunter catches on defense: one
I don't think I've posted this one here before so here's a very important feature we're making for ABYSS X ZERO
#gamedev #indiegame
#gamedev #indiegame
May 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I don't think I've posted this one here before so here's a very important feature we're making for ABYSS X ZERO
#gamedev #indiegame
#gamedev #indiegame
The "special government employee" role Elon Musk has been abusing should be ELIMINATED.
NO ONE should be able to spend 130 days/year in the government with ZERO ethics oversight, ZERO review of conflicts of interest, ZERO divestment of financial interests
END THE CORRUPTION
NO ONE should be able to spend 130 days/year in the government with ZERO ethics oversight, ZERO review of conflicts of interest, ZERO divestment of financial interests
END THE CORRUPTION
April 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The "special government employee" role Elon Musk has been abusing should be ELIMINATED.
NO ONE should be able to spend 130 days/year in the government with ZERO ethics oversight, ZERO review of conflicts of interest, ZERO divestment of financial interests
END THE CORRUPTION
NO ONE should be able to spend 130 days/year in the government with ZERO ethics oversight, ZERO review of conflicts of interest, ZERO divestment of financial interests
END THE CORRUPTION
If there’s one thing the last ten years has taught me, it’s that most Americans have zero understanding or respect for the lessons of history.
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 PM
If there’s one thing the last ten years has taught me, it’s that most Americans have zero understanding or respect for the lessons of history.
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Achtung. Achtung. Achtung. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four.
August 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Achtung. Achtung. Achtung. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four.
Happy Zero Cool Day y'all
August 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Happy Zero Cool Day y'all
Zero defensible explanation for this. Only one, in fact. The worst one
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Zero defensible explanation for this. Only one, in fact. The worst one
four people. zero last names. one night
February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
four people. zero last names. one night
Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.
August 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Never forget today, when, on this day in 1988, Zero Cool crashed 1,507 systems in one day.
truly one of the most viscerally sickening images ive ever seen. zero shame
January 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
truly one of the most viscerally sickening images ive ever seen. zero shame