two shards, zero the distance
October 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
two shards, zero the distance
Two times zero equals ZERO.
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
May 20, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Two times zero equals ZERO.
Two dolls
Two impeachments
34 convictions
Zero balls.
Two impeachments
34 convictions
Zero balls.
May 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Two dolls
Two impeachments
34 convictions
Zero balls.
Two impeachments
34 convictions
Zero balls.
I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
December 15, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I just tried to divide a Coke Zero between two glasses and the can exploded
I see his point. Zero times two is still zero.
Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
May 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I see his point. Zero times two is still zero.
Two guys chillin' in the hot springs
Zero ft. apart
Zero ft. apart
February 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Two guys chillin' in the hot springs
Zero ft. apart
Zero ft. apart
August 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
BREAKING: Trump and Gabbard are blocking the release two new reports commissioned by ODNI showing zero vote manipulation in the 2020 election.
June 22, 2026 at 4:29 AM
BREAKING: Trump and Gabbard are blocking the release two new reports commissioned by ODNI showing zero vote manipulation in the 2020 election.
We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.
January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.
I heard two judges have ruled that SNAP funds must go out but I still have zero hope it will happen. Am I wrong?
October 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I heard two judges have ruled that SNAP funds must go out but I still have zero hope it will happen. Am I wrong?
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Illinois governor, hero. puppy assassin, zero.
a tale of two TV appearances
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September 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Zero. Point. Zero.
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Zero. Point. Zero.
"Girl Scout Cookie Breakfast" is the name of my next album
February 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"Girl Scout Cookie Breakfast" is the name of my next album
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Achtung. Achtung. Achtung. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four.
August 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Achtung. Achtung. Achtung. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Three. Nine. Four. Eight. Six. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Six. Zero. One. Seven. Zero. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Two. Four. Three. Two Six. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four. Zero. One. Zero. Six. Four.
There are two bnuy inside you
That is too many
The correct number of bnuy inside you should be zero
That is too many
The correct number of bnuy inside you should be zero
June 21, 2026 at 9:53 AM
There are two bnuy inside you
That is too many
The correct number of bnuy inside you should be zero
That is too many
The correct number of bnuy inside you should be zero
Zero Two - Darling in the Franxx
March 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Zero Two - Darling in the Franxx
So shocking that the other two have zero reaction, zero pushback, zero humanity. We’re doomed.
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
So shocking that the other two have zero reaction, zero pushback, zero humanity. We’re doomed.
One show, two looks, zero nips
November 30, 2024 at 6:57 AM
One show, two looks, zero nips
I caught two strikes and a Bluesky community guidelines violation for jokingly wondering how his story will end. We are all held to incredibly high standards while the president is held to zero.
July 28, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I caught two strikes and a Bluesky community guidelines violation for jokingly wondering how his story will end. We are all held to incredibly high standards while the president is held to zero.
Just two girls being bros 🍆🦊
Belle x Miyabi - Zenless Zone Zero
Belle x Miyabi - Zenless Zone Zero
September 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Just two girls being bros 🍆🦊
Belle x Miyabi - Zenless Zone Zero
Belle x Miyabi - Zenless Zone Zero