We gave @falconesse.bsky.social a Zookeeper t-shirt for a reason.
November 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
We gave @falconesse.bsky.social a Zookeeper t-shirt for a reason.
Just lost my job as a zookeeper. In my defense, there were signs everywhere saying please don't feed the animals.
November 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Just lost my job as a zookeeper. In my defense, there were signs everywhere saying please don't feed the animals.
[giggles in zookeeper] Yep they can bite and kick ;)
November 4, 2026 at 10:56 AM
[giggles in zookeeper] Yep they can bite and kick ;)
Happy sixth birthday, Ahsoka! 🎉
Our female lion was born at the Santa Barbara Zoo before moving to Boise in 2023 and becoming a big guest and staff favorite!
📷: Zookeeper Kailynn
Our female lion was born at the Santa Barbara Zoo before moving to Boise in 2023 and becoming a big guest and staff favorite!
📷: Zookeeper Kailynn
November 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Happy sixth birthday, Ahsoka! 🎉
Our female lion was born at the Santa Barbara Zoo before moving to Boise in 2023 and becoming a big guest and staff favorite!
📷: Zookeeper Kailynn
Our female lion was born at the Santa Barbara Zoo before moving to Boise in 2023 and becoming a big guest and staff favorite!
📷: Zookeeper Kailynn
Zookeeper Cloud and white tiger Sephiroth.
Whether it’s a crack or a werecat smut I haven’t decided yet.
#sefikura #ao3draught
Whether it’s a crack or a werecat smut I haven’t decided yet.
#sefikura #ao3draught
November 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Zookeeper Cloud and white tiger Sephiroth.
Whether it’s a crack or a werecat smut I haven’t decided yet.
#sefikura #ao3draught
Whether it’s a crack or a werecat smut I haven’t decided yet.
#sefikura #ao3draught
5YO wanted to be a unicorn, so I went as his trained zookeeper
November 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
5YO wanted to be a unicorn, so I went as his trained zookeeper
What a fantastic prompt: "most famous person out of a profession that doesn't produce famous people."
Jack Hanna, zookeeper
Rick Baker, film makeup/special effects
Tony Hawk, skateboarding.
Shaun White, freestyle skiing
Michael Buffer, ring announcer
Orville Redenbacher, food scientist
Jack Hanna, zookeeper
Rick Baker, film makeup/special effects
Tony Hawk, skateboarding.
Shaun White, freestyle skiing
Michael Buffer, ring announcer
Orville Redenbacher, food scientist
Other candidates for "most famous person out of a profession that doesn't produce famous people":
-- Marcel Marceau, mime
-- Jane Goodall, primatologist
-- Stephen Hawking, astrophysicist
-- Jim Henson, puppetteer
-- Ken Jennings, quiz show competitor
-- Marcel Marceau, mime
-- Jane Goodall, primatologist
-- Stephen Hawking, astrophysicist
-- Jim Henson, puppetteer
-- Ken Jennings, quiz show competitor
Leonard Bernstein is the most famous conductor ever by some distance, right? What other occupation has such a gap between its most famous practitioner and everyone else
November 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What a fantastic prompt: "most famous person out of a profession that doesn't produce famous people."
Jack Hanna, zookeeper
Rick Baker, film makeup/special effects
Tony Hawk, skateboarding.
Shaun White, freestyle skiing
Michael Buffer, ring announcer
Orville Redenbacher, food scientist
Jack Hanna, zookeeper
Rick Baker, film makeup/special effects
Tony Hawk, skateboarding.
Shaun White, freestyle skiing
Michael Buffer, ring announcer
Orville Redenbacher, food scientist
I turned down a job as a zookeeper, looking after the big cats. They wanted to include a "get-out claws" which made it seem unnecessarily dangerous.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
November 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I turned down a job as a zookeeper, looking after the big cats. They wanted to include a "get-out claws" which made it seem unnecessarily dangerous.
#LunchPun
#LunchPun
Lovely. I'll show this to our granddaughter Hannah. She wants to be a zookeeper.
November 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Lovely. I'll show this to our granddaughter Hannah. She wants to be a zookeeper.
In elementary school, one time we had to make stop motion movies. Mine was about a giraffe who was abused by the zookeeper, and so escaped from the zoo and killed the zookeeper with a bomb, end credits were falling giraffe legs forming letters. Shudder to think how that would go down today
November 2, 2026 at 1:48 AM
In elementary school, one time we had to make stop motion movies. Mine was about a giraffe who was abused by the zookeeper, and so escaped from the zoo and killed the zookeeper with a bomb, end credits were falling giraffe legs forming letters. Shudder to think how that would go down today
This zookeeper is such a cat hating jerk.
In the remake, as played by Ed Begley Jr., he get’s his arm ripped off. A long wait for justice.
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
In the remake, as played by Ed Begley Jr., he get’s his arm ripped off. A long wait for justice.
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
November 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
This zookeeper is such a cat hating jerk.
In the remake, as played by Ed Begley Jr., he get’s his arm ripped off. A long wait for justice.
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
In the remake, as played by Ed Begley Jr., he get’s his arm ripped off. A long wait for justice.
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
> This Halloween picture of our internationally-famous Olympic ermine Milli is too good to keep to ourselves. Milli’s darker summer coat has now been replaced by white winter fur. ❄️☃️
[Zookeeper Taleah | Alaska Zoo]
[Zookeeper Taleah | Alaska Zoo]
November 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
> This Halloween picture of our internationally-famous Olympic ermine Milli is too good to keep to ourselves. Milli’s darker summer coat has now been replaced by white winter fur. ❄️☃️
[Zookeeper Taleah | Alaska Zoo]
[Zookeeper Taleah | Alaska Zoo]
[primatologist translating while Fetterman gestures] "Muslim bad Fetterman hate Muslim Fetterman go Wawa zookeeper take Fetterman Wawa"
October 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
[primatologist translating while Fetterman gestures] "Muslim bad Fetterman hate Muslim Fetterman go Wawa zookeeper take Fetterman Wawa"
An OM2n from 1980 still out there shooting HP5 on the South Bank is great. Zookeeper by day, street shooter by weekend is a fun combo.
November 5, 2026 at 10:50 AM
An OM2n from 1980 still out there shooting HP5 on the South Bank is great. Zookeeper by day, street shooter by weekend is a fun combo.
The zookeeper calls this one “an evil critter”.
We’ll have to agree to disagree.
#CatsOfNoir
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
We’ll have to agree to disagree.
#CatsOfNoir
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
November 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The zookeeper calls this one “an evil critter”.
We’ll have to agree to disagree.
#CatsOfNoir
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
We’ll have to agree to disagree.
#CatsOfNoir
#NoirAlley
#CatPeople
#TCMparty
I lost my job as a zookeeper after lining up all the animals in order of height.
How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to critter-size the zoo?
How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to critter-size the zoo?
November 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I lost my job as a zookeeper after lining up all the animals in order of height.
How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to critter-size the zoo?
How was I supposed to know I wasn't allowed to critter-size the zoo?
Watching the new Ali G film for reasons I may need to dig into. Fearless stuff. So far Baron Cohen has satirised a random GP, a zookeeper, a pawnbroker, a very obliging realtor and a man who works in a grocery store
November 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Watching the new Ali G film for reasons I may need to dig into. Fearless stuff. So far Baron Cohen has satirised a random GP, a zookeeper, a pawnbroker, a very obliging realtor and a man who works in a grocery store
Happy Samhain / #Halloween ! Here's the pumpkin we carved a few days ago 🧡 Our toddler was a cheetah and we were "Zookeeper Mom & Dad" ☺️ Did you dress up? Have a safe night everyone!
October 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Happy Samhain / #Halloween ! Here's the pumpkin we carved a few days ago 🧡 Our toddler was a cheetah and we were "Zookeeper Mom & Dad" ☺️ Did you dress up? Have a safe night everyone!
I know there's the lynzoi AU but what about the panday AU? — Zookeeper Lynn getting way too emotionally invested in the care of this mischievous panda who keeps on breaking out in increasingly goofy ways revospring.net/@null_bis/a/...
November 3, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I know there's the lynzoi AU but what about the panday AU? — Zookeeper Lynn getting way too emotionally invested in the care of this mischievous panda who keeps on breaking out in increasingly goofy ways revospring.net/@null_bis/a/...
Call me a zookeeper the way I'm... keeping this zoo
www.twitch.tv/hachimitsuve...
www.twitch.tv/hachimitsuve...
November 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Call me a zookeeper the way I'm... keeping this zoo
www.twitch.tv/hachimitsuve...
www.twitch.tv/hachimitsuve...
CVE-2026-100300: Apache ZooKeeper: Unauthenticated persistent denial of service via unvalidated quota-node data and paths crashing the transaction-apply thread
oss-sec: CVE-2026-100300: Apache ZooKeeper: Unauthenticated persistent denial of service via unvalidated quota-node data and paths crashing the transaction-apply thread
Posted by Andor Molnar on Nov 03 Severity: important
CVSS 4.0: 8.7 (high) CVSS:4.0/AV:N/AC:L/AT:N/PR:N/UI:N/VC:N/VI:N/VA:H/SC:N/SI:N/SA:N
Affected versions:
- Apache ZooKeeper 3.9.0 through 3.9.6
- Apache ZooKeeper 3.8.0 through 3.8.7
Description:
Improper handling of exceptional conditions in the quota subsystem of Apache ZooKeeper allows an attacker able to write
under the /zookeeper/quota subtree — unauthenticated on default deployments, where that subtree is...
seclists.org
November 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
CVE-2026-100300: Apache ZooKeeper: Unauthenticated persistent denial of service via unvalidated quota-node data and paths crashing the transaction-apply thread
Hearing that the hottest Halloween costume this year is Thomas the Zookeeper from The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery??
October 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Hearing that the hottest Halloween costume this year is Thomas the Zookeeper from The Beast Within: A Gabriel Knight Mystery??
satisfied, reports state that the manatee said that it had a headache but the zookeeper said quote “these hoes don’t want a solution they just want someone to talk to”
November 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
satisfied, reports state that the manatee said that it had a headache but the zookeeper said quote “these hoes don’t want a solution they just want someone to talk to”