girl named austin
@8kbps.com
treaty six, chilean-canadian, anarchist.
(she/her, 22-01-2026)
no current projects!
🐘 mastodon: @[email protected]
(she/her, 22-01-2026)
no current projects!
🐘 mastodon: @[email protected]
america decided that meemaw squashin somebody is all fine and dandy because now you get to pretend your daily commute is like a track day rather than a death march,
should somebody be concerned she doesn’t recognize R vs D 🫣 isn’t is how they usually rear end a house or a baby in a stroller
September 22, 2026 at 6:47 PM
america decided that meemaw squashin somebody is all fine and dandy because now you get to pretend your daily commute is like a track day rather than a death march,
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Related, but not mentioned in the NYT article linked above: people aged 50 and older are now the fastest-growing group experiencing homelessness in America.
Seniors Are The Fastest-Growing Group Experiencing Homelessness. Why? : 1A
People aged 50 and older have grown from about 10 percent of the homeless population to half. That's according to the most recent federal data.The increase is being driven by a number of factors inclu...
www.npr.org
September 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Related, but not mentioned in the NYT article linked above: people aged 50 and older are now the fastest-growing group experiencing homelessness in America.
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There is something so unbelievably bleak about an article that calmly walks readers through how to navigate being laid off after 50, losing your health insurance, and somehow surviving the years until Medicare. What a broken country.
Laid Off After 50, and No Health Insurance? Here’s What to Consider. (Gift Article)
At best, older workers will struggle to find health insurance that bridges the years before they qualify for Medicare at age 65.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
There is something so unbelievably bleak about an article that calmly walks readers through how to navigate being laid off after 50, losing your health insurance, and somehow surviving the years until Medicare. What a broken country.
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"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
September 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO.
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
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hey chat is it good to build your economy on sports betting and personal injury lawsuits
September 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
hey chat is it good to build your economy on sports betting and personal injury lawsuits
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"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
September 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
hwat does not go on in my bedroom is no affair of the state,
Pierre Elliot Trudeau has done more good for asexuals than David Lynch. Full stop.
September 22, 2026 at 12:05 PM
hwat does not go on in my bedroom is no affair of the state,
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every day i spend on this corner of bluesky is another day i emerge with new sentences i can say to my friends to make them worry about me
September 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
every day i spend on this corner of bluesky is another day i emerge with new sentences i can say to my friends to make them worry about me
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hey guys (hey guys (hey guys (hey guys check this out) check this out) check this out) check this out
September 22, 2026 at 8:50 AM
hey guys (hey guys (hey guys (hey guys check this out) check this out) check this out) check this out
Columbo S01E07: i love Goldie!
September 22, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Columbo S01E07: i love Goldie!
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while cooking dinner sean has been coming to the sofa intermittently to give me ingredients to munch on and it just occurred to me that babka, who has going insane this whole time, thinks he’s giving me treats
September 21, 2026 at 10:11 PM
while cooking dinner sean has been coming to the sofa intermittently to give me ingredients to munch on and it just occurred to me that babka, who has going insane this whole time, thinks he’s giving me treats
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‘the service in this joint sucks’
September 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
‘the service in this joint sucks’
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I was today years old when I found out that Ed Sheeran
1) has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran
2) said cousin is a rapper named by Alonestar who is promoting his new single in the following manner
1) has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran
2) said cousin is a rapper named by Alonestar who is promoting his new single in the following manner
September 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I was today years old when I found out that Ed Sheeran
1) has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran
2) said cousin is a rapper named by Alonestar who is promoting his new single in the following manner
1) has a cousin named Jethro Sheeran
2) said cousin is a rapper named by Alonestar who is promoting his new single in the following manner
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Secret Panel HERE 🐕 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/all-bark-132436320
September 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🐕 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/all-bark-132436320
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I had to know what "rapper Jethro Sheeran" looked like and I don't know what I expected but
it wasn't this
it wasn't this
September 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I had to know what "rapper Jethro Sheeran" looked like and I don't know what I expected but
it wasn't this
it wasn't this
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I did not invent Jethro Sheeran as a joke and if I had I wouldn't admit it
September 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I did not invent Jethro Sheeran as a joke and if I had I wouldn't admit it
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September 21, 2026 at 4:38 PM
who told the horse about cj the x
Stanky BreadTubers in porn have ruined us.
September 21, 2026 at 4:33 PM
who told the horse about cj the x
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How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
April 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
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September 21, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Yes, AR-15s exist to satisfy a Corsican mindset.
September 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Yes, AR-15s exist to satisfy a Corsican mindset.
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Our government are desperate to claim mental health problems are being overdiagnosed because the alternative would be they would have to admit their policies are literally driving people crazy.
September 21, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Our government are desperate to claim mental health problems are being overdiagnosed because the alternative would be they would have to admit their policies are literally driving people crazy.