God's weakest cosmonaut
@appstronaut.bsky.social
Astronomer. Meant to study galaxies, somehow got roped into studying artificial satellites and space rocks
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ME: I think that went great for a first introduction. Man, parents always love me! I don't know why I get so panicky every time!
PARTNER: Were you not scanning the faces around the table when you called Bill Nye the Science Guy “hideously pornographic”
PARTNER: Were you not scanning the faces around the table when you called Bill Nye the Science Guy “hideously pornographic”
September 17, 2026 at 7:06 PM
ME: I think that went great for a first introduction. Man, parents always love me! I don't know why I get so panicky every time!
PARTNER: Were you not scanning the faces around the table when you called Bill Nye the Science Guy “hideously pornographic”
PARTNER: Were you not scanning the faces around the table when you called Bill Nye the Science Guy “hideously pornographic”
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Overwhelming victory
September 14, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Overwhelming victory
Frowning and shaking my head while looking at Hasan's bulge so the other Republicans at the RNC know I don't approve
September 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Frowning and shaking my head while looking at Hasan's bulge so the other Republicans at the RNC know I don't approve
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲
August 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲
In high school I'd do this with my friends but in reverse. We'd order pizza for delivery and brainstorm silly characters we could play. My favorite was "posh rich person" because all I did to sell it was wear a blazer over my regular outfit and talk like Mrs. Doubtfire
There is a very small percentage of fast food workers that fully embrace using the job to do improv and even though it’s a very small percentage you will inevitably encounter at least one and he will be known as “remember that Arby’s guy?” to you and the ones you love
August 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
In high school I'd do this with my friends but in reverse. We'd order pizza for delivery and brainstorm silly characters we could play. My favorite was "posh rich person" because all I did to sell it was wear a blazer over my regular outfit and talk like Mrs. Doubtfire
Chat you know what's more embarrassing than misspelling a recipient's name in an email? Apologizing and then immediately doing it again a few days later.
August 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Chat you know what's more embarrassing than misspelling a recipient's name in an email? Apologizing and then immediately doing it again a few days later.
This all slaps so hard that I didn't realize this dude was against it at first. Join the DSA, folks
DSA platform
🔴Eliminate the U.S. Senate
🔴Replace the presidency and Supreme Court
🔴Public ownership of major corporations
🔴Abolish police and prisons
🔴Defund the Pentagon
🔴Tax the wealthy to expand public ownership
🔴Prosecute U.S. and Israeli leaders over Gaza
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🔴Eliminate the U.S. Senate
🔴Replace the presidency and Supreme Court
🔴Public ownership of major corporations
🔴Abolish police and prisons
🔴Defund the Pentagon
🔴Tax the wealthy to expand public ownership
🔴Prosecute U.S. and Israeli leaders over Gaza
2/3
July 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This all slaps so hard that I didn't realize this dude was against it at first. Join the DSA, folks
It's nice to wake up to good news for once
July 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
It's nice to wake up to good news for once
Absolutely no respect for me trying to work. What a monster.
July 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Absolutely no respect for me trying to work. What a monster.
This getting approved is both genuinely insane and also completely expected. So much danger to our sky and even people from this stupid idea.
July 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This getting approved is both genuinely insane and also completely expected. So much danger to our sky and even people from this stupid idea.
Who could have seen this one coming? You really think you know a guy (who had a Nazi tattoo, lied about it, and had a history of abuse towards women).
July 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Who could have seen this one coming? You really think you know a guy (who had a Nazi tattoo, lied about it, and had a history of abuse towards women).
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The Administration's Office of Management and Budget (OMB) released a proposed rule that would politicize federal science grantmaking, replacing scientific rigor with ideological gatekeeping.
AGU President Brandon Jones on why it's important to make your voices heard: spklr.io/6011E3zfZ
AGU President Brandon Jones on why it's important to make your voices heard: spklr.io/6011E3zfZ
June 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The Administration's Office of Management and Budget (OMB) released a proposed rule that would politicize federal science grantmaking, replacing scientific rigor with ideological gatekeeping.
AGU President Brandon Jones on why it's important to make your voices heard: spklr.io/6011E3zfZ
AGU President Brandon Jones on why it's important to make your voices heard: spklr.io/6011E3zfZ
100%
I was just contacted by a reporter asking for comment about the whole Pluto planet thing.
Hanging on by a thread over here.
Hanging on by a thread over here.
April 29, 2026 at 4:58 PM
100%
The only reason any NASA administrator would waste their time with this is because it gives the less science savvy a headline that distracts from his complicity in the destruction of NASA. Like, I don't even have the words to explain how little sense this makes and how much it isn't his job.
Isaacman: very much in the camp of making Pluto a planet again. Working on some papers right now to escalate through the scientific community to revisit this.
And that's it.
And that's it.
April 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
The only reason any NASA administrator would waste their time with this is because it gives the less science savvy a headline that distracts from his complicity in the destruction of NASA. Like, I don't even have the words to explain how little sense this makes and how much it isn't his job.
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Newly-discovered asteroid 2026 HZ4 approached closer than our geostationary satellites 2 days ago. It is 2-7 meters wide. 🔭
April 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Newly-discovered asteroid 2026 HZ4 approached closer than our geostationary satellites 2 days ago. It is 2-7 meters wide. 🔭
Love that this is what we get after all the hemming and hawing about how Isaacman knew the field and was totally going to be good for NASA
Isaacman says he's interested in a prize competition of some kind to support development of asteroid mining technologies.
April 22, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Love that this is what we get after all the hemming and hawing about how Isaacman knew the field and was totally going to be good for NASA
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If Jared Isaacman doesn't shut up I'm going to whisper really mean things about him from across the room to make him cry.
March 11, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If Jared Isaacman doesn't shut up I'm going to whisper really mean things about him from across the room to make him cry.
DART was such a cool mission to follow and I love that we're still learning things well after the initial impact.
Today's Bad Astronomy Newsletter covers a bunch of news from NASA's DART mission, which whacked an asteroid back in 2022. Very cool stuff including streaks on the asteroid moon's surface, the plume generated, and how the orbit of the binary pair changed!
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Way too much DART news
The NASA spacecraft hit the moon Dimorphos, but that yanked the whole system hard enough to measure. Also, the plume was modeled in 3D, and the bigger asteroid is spitting rocks at its moon. So yeah, ...
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March 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
DART was such a cool mission to follow and I love that we're still learning things well after the initial impact.
There is no hell hot enough for ICE
Border Patrol released Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a 56 yo man, nearly blind with serious medical conditions, at "an old address & his family had since moved" in Buffalo, NY in the winter. "His family was not initially notified." He was found dead. @news4buffalo.bsky.social
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February 26, 2026 at 1:00 AM
There is no hell hot enough for ICE
I feel like we should make the ghouls who vote heinously because they aren't running for re-election face some kind of social consequence. Like they should never know a moment of peace for their complicity in this.
January 23, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I feel like we should make the ghouls who vote heinously because they aren't running for re-election face some kind of social consequence. Like they should never know a moment of peace for their complicity in this.
I ended up missing this over the holidays but that stupid "American Superiority in Space" executive order that got made on December 18th, just like their attempt to kill TraCCS a few months ago, is going to throw the space sector into chaos.
January 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I ended up missing this over the holidays but that stupid "American Superiority in Space" executive order that got made on December 18th, just like their attempt to kill TraCCS a few months ago, is going to throw the space sector into chaos.
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ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
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January 12, 2026 at 7:53 PM
ICE agents are, simply put, fucking clowns. Some observations from four days on the ground in Minneapolis.
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Disappointed but unfortunately not surprised that this big eared bastard is doing what bastards tend to do. Isaacman is unfit to lead NASA
As expected, Isaacman is an admin stooge:
‘This was not part of some “long-planned facilities consolidation” as Isaacman claims. The Goddard Master Plan, written in 2022, does not call for the library’s closure. Building 21, which houses the library, was scheduled for renovation, not elimination.’
‘This was not part of some “long-planned facilities consolidation” as Isaacman claims. The Goddard Master Plan, written in 2022, does not call for the library’s closure. Building 21, which houses the library, was scheduled for renovation, not elimination.’
IFPTE Responds to NASA Administrator Isaacman's Misleading and Misguided Explanation for Closing NASA's Largest Research Library — IFPTE
IFPTE President Matt Biggs: “I want to chalk up NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman misguided explanation for the closing of NASA’s research library at the Goddard Space Center to his being new to the j...
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January 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Disappointed but unfortunately not surprised that this big eared bastard is doing what bastards tend to do. Isaacman is unfit to lead NASA