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Bat Tech
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Fix your hearts or die


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*taps your penis like a microphone * this thing on?
October 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
If you enjoy being awake and fucking misserable at 4 am I highly recomend having fucked up spine. Otherwise you won't get much out of it.
October 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Needing to wait one calendar week to play control resonant is the number 1 thing wrong with the world currently.
September 29, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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Question:

Why are you, BlueSky's head of Trust and Safety, treating your userbase like a carnival side-show?
September 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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you’re a good kid, terry mcginnis

#artradio
September 25, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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My favorite kind of post because it's starting from the perspective of "everything is misogyny" and then you just do Trump style free association and self-flattery from there.

"DiCaprio started off as a heartthrob for teen girls. Not many people know that."
Literally everyone will tell you that.
September 25, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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What was this, the second time in a month that leftists gleefully joined in on a harassment campaign initiated by reactionaries against covid cautious people? Seems like that indicates a critical absence in awareness and analysis. Maybe y’all should fix that. And your hearts too.
September 24, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just saw a take about the lesbian bar thing blaming autistic people for coopting queer spaces? And not to be mean but I think everyone in that thread should be dead.
September 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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"nathan for you" on the 3DS was originally known as "nathan for G" in japan, because it expanded on the original nathan for, adding new G-rank nathan fielders to hunt
September 23, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Really funny to get put on a block list for violent misogyny for blocking someone. Girl I just thought you were annoying, it ain't that deep.

I feel like once you hit "anyone who blacks me is inherently evil" you should just get offline.
September 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Rawhead Rex
September 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Aztecross is still a fuck ass bitch who spent a solid year paying his rent by putting out clickbait “DESTINY IS DEAD” videos scaring away potential new players and then the second it EoSed he turned in to anti-Marathon Sephiroth and started trying to kiss up to Grummz to begin his grifter arc.
September 22, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
September 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I don't actually give a shit what marginalized group you are a part of when you start crashing out over being told "don't use slurs"

But when it's someone with a history of bullying people and then crying about push back? Lol lmao cry more.
September 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Mad at myself for being optimistic about the Destiny announcement. But fuck it lets get my heart broken again
September 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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Samus & Kirby
September 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
I will vote for candidates that give me a reason to first. This is the simplest possible way to describe democracy and I can't help but feel like Democrats acting like they don't understand that is part of why they keep eating shit.
September 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Kirby is always doing some fuckass shit like cutting open the bounds of reality and seeing the horrifying truth beyond lol
September 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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SAMUS ARAN KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE
September 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
This new Kirby game looks straight up delightful
September 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
September 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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METROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
September 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM