ben
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the woke millennial in charge of getting old music cancelled. world's number one pepino the italian mouse fan.
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October 1, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time
September 27, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time
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Comerica Park will become Fifth Third Park starting next season.
September 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
September 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
i believe that the synth line from 'gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)' is one of the crowning jewels of human artistic achievement
September 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i believe that the synth line from 'gimme gimme gimme (a man after midnight)' is one of the crowning jewels of human artistic achievement
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imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is
September 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
imagine going back to 2014 and being told that in twelve years the biggest controversy in music is going to be Macklemore vs. Pink with Ed Sheeran caught in the middle. and then trying to figure out what it is
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The Little Caesars Big! Big! Bucket contained a whopping THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI. Since it was 1992, this behemoth, capable of single-handedly ending world hunger, would only set you back $7.99.
September 15, 2026 at 12:32 AM
The Little Caesars Big! Big! Bucket contained a whopping THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI. Since it was 1992, this behemoth, capable of single-handedly ending world hunger, would only set you back $7.99.
water wet. he founded an org that exists solely to conflate antisemitism and antizionism, he flies to israel to meet with netanyahu, he was in contact with jeffrey epstein, he contracts his jets out to be used by ice. he is supremely evil and he owns my favorite football team
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
September 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
water wet. he founded an org that exists solely to conflate antisemitism and antizionism, he flies to israel to meet with netanyahu, he was in contact with jeffrey epstein, he contracts his jets out to be used by ice. he is supremely evil and he owns my favorite football team
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Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”
September 12, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Ted Cruz is aggressively booed in Austin, Texas: “Ted, you suck!”
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She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
imaginationlibrary.com
August 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs:
My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
August 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Dolly Parton on funding education and childhood literacy programs:
My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
My daddy was the smartest man I have ever known, but I knew his inability to read probably kept him from seeing all of his dreams come true. Inspiring kids to love to read became my mission.
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Moulton campaign staff reading the poll today feverishly editing Seth’s Wikipedia to try and cover up his anti-trans comments. Too little too late.
August 18, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Moulton campaign staff reading the poll today feverishly editing Seth’s Wikipedia to try and cover up his anti-trans comments. Too little too late.
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An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
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I am a strict “shut up and dribble” guy about exactly one subject: Tom & Jerry. Tom and Jerry should be chasing each other around a kitchen and that’s it. They should not be friends. They should not have a supporting cast. They should not be in French Revolution times.
June 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I am a strict “shut up and dribble” guy about exactly one subject: Tom & Jerry. Tom and Jerry should be chasing each other around a kitchen and that’s it. They should not be friends. They should not have a supporting cast. They should not be in French Revolution times.
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i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
May 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i’m deleting my repost of a fake account impersonating an nba reporter. i didn’t look close enough and i was fooled, and that’s on me. the basketball court does NOT fold up like a backgammon board after the game and the players do NOT sleep in it until the next game
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SHAFT
May 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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i found my 3ds and popped in my tomodachi life cartridge for inspo and of course half my island is just house of anubis characters
April 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i found my 3ds and popped in my tomodachi life cartridge for inspo and of course half my island is just house of anubis characters
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Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you
Hello, this is your long time doctor. Ahead of your appointment, please fill out these 800 forms providing us with information we already have. Thank you
April 23, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Welcome to the office. Please fill out the same forms again on our iPad. Thank you
!!!!! gram parsons!!!!!!!!!!
The Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame announced this year’s inductees
Rock Hall 2026 Inductees: Oasis, Iron Maiden, Phil Collins, Joy Division/New Order, More
We have a new set of acts heading into the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Hall Of Famer Lionel Richie and Ryan Seacrest made the announcement during tonight’s HOF-themed American Idol episode. The 2026 c...
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April 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
!!!!! gram parsons!!!!!!!!!!
just so you all know @cinnacorn.bsky.social just had to explain to her parents what a milf is
April 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
just so you all know @cinnacorn.bsky.social just had to explain to her parents what a milf is
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An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".
March 24, 2026 at 8:57 PM
An obscure functionality of Donkey Kong Country Returns is that if Donkey Kong spends 3 full attack cycles of a boss not damaging it, Professor Chops will pop up telling him what to do, e.g. "BOP NOW!" In the Mole Miner Max battle, the tip is particularly condescending, being simply "TRY HARDER".