c
@calebrice.bsky.social
🧪 ♟️ 🐍 🎹 🪴
biologist, developer, musician, etc.
and now for my next trick:
biologist, developer, musician, etc.
and now for my next trick:
i know y’all aren’t leaving the lid up when you flush..
September 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i know y’all aren’t leaving the lid up when you flush..
then i just..wouldn’t work for you. it really is that simple 😭
I wouldn’t let someone work for me if they refused to use coding agents, shows poor taste
People who aren’t using AI to code at this point are delusional or lying, trying to ride a horse down the highway and backing up the traffic instead of asking “what can we do to make cars safer and electric.” They have no ethical high ground
September 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
then i just..wouldn’t work for you. it really is that simple 😭
lowkey one of the most isolating parts of being a man living with hEDS is that i’ve yet to meet another man living with hEDS
even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses
even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses
September 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
lowkey one of the most isolating parts of being a man living with hEDS is that i’ve yet to meet another man living with hEDS
even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses
even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses
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Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
August 26, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
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flowers in May after all the April showers:
petal has grown on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 22, 2026 at 12:16 AM
flowers in May after all the April showers:
petal has grown on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 21, 2026 at 7:51 AM
petal has grown on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i just saw fireflies congregating literally above a building’s roof. is this a capability you all knew about? moving forward, let’s aim to keep me in the loop.
August 21, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i just saw fireflies congregating literally above a building’s roof. is this a capability you all knew about? moving forward, let’s aim to keep me in the loop.
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The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
January 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
this is a team Melody household btw
August 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
this is a team Melody household btw
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Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society
July 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society
from the bottom of my heart: please f*cking cool it with the GUI complexity
July 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
from the bottom of my heart: please f*cking cool it with the GUI complexity
🚮🚮🚮
"Morally reprehensible": Prediction markets offer bets on wildfires
"Morally reprehensible": Prediction markets offer bets on wildfires
What could possibly go wrong?
www.motherjones.com
July 7, 2026 at 3:44 PM
🚮🚮🚮
prediction markets need to be illegal as all f*ck
July 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
prediction markets need to be illegal as all f*ck
“um, i’m very sensitive to other people’s energy, aaaaand yours sucks ass?”
June 18, 2026 at 9:29 AM
“um, i’m very sensitive to other people’s energy, aaaaand yours sucks ass?”
as if i wanted anything to do with webdev to begin with, this constant onslaught of supply-chain attacks on npm has all but sealed its fate in my book 😭 just dudes in trench coats hiding behind every proverbial dumpster.
🚨 140+ Mastra npm packages were compromised in a supply chain attack published under the @mastra/* namespace, including @mastra/core (~918K weekly downloads).
The attack used easy-day-js, a typosquatted dependency, to deliver a cross-platform infostealer.
socket.dev/blog/mastra-...
The attack used easy-day-js, a typosquatted dependency, to deliver a cross-platform infostealer.
socket.dev/blog/mastra-...
140+ Mastra npm Packages Compromised in Coordinated Supply C...
More than 140 Mastra npm packages were compromised in a supply chain attack that used a typosquatted dependency to deliver a cross-platform infosteale...
socket.dev
June 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
as if i wanted anything to do with webdev to begin with, this constant onslaught of supply-chain attacks on npm has all but sealed its fate in my book 😭 just dudes in trench coats hiding behind every proverbial dumpster.
under stressful conditions, E. coli may initiate its SOS response to downregulate cell division while continuing to make copies of its genome, resulting in filamentous, multinucleoid cells like this one. if conditions improve, the cell can then divide at multiple sites to yield multiple progeny. 🤓🔬
June 6, 2026 at 8:16 PM
under stressful conditions, E. coli may initiate its SOS response to downregulate cell division while continuing to make copies of its genome, resulting in filamentous, multinucleoid cells like this one. if conditions improve, the cell can then divide at multiple sites to yield multiple progeny. 🤓🔬
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I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
June 2, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
absolutely batshit that this is where we’re at as a people
May 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
absolutely batshit that this is where we’re at as a people
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Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”
May 21, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Imagine being a Russian troll assigned to Bluesky: “Comrade, today you will destabilize Western democracy by arguing with poets, policy nerds, and a raccoon avatar with tenure.”
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🥡 One meal. Real progress.
This Friday, May 22, your Panda Express order can help change the future for people with Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and hypermobility spectrum disorders (HSD)!
This Friday, May 22, your Panda Express order can help change the future for people with Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and hypermobility spectrum disorders (HSD)!
May 19, 2026 at 3:50 PM
🥡 One meal. Real progress.
This Friday, May 22, your Panda Express order can help change the future for people with Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and hypermobility spectrum disorders (HSD)!
This Friday, May 22, your Panda Express order can help change the future for people with Ehlers-Danlos syndromes (EDS) and hypermobility spectrum disorders (HSD)!
anyway did y’all know bacteria age? 💀
May 19, 2026 at 4:41 PM
anyway did y’all know bacteria age? 💀
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
“Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my f*ckin’ god… she f*ckin’ dead.”
[Baldur’s Gate 3 narrator lady voice]:
“You kneel down to observe Ms. Keisha’s rancidifying carrion; if her lifeless form left in your psyche any room for hope, her desiccated eyes and necrotic flesh are quick to quell it.”
[Baldur’s Gate 3 narrator lady voice]:
“You kneel down to observe Ms. Keisha’s rancidifying carrion; if her lifeless form left in your psyche any room for hope, her desiccated eyes and necrotic flesh are quick to quell it.”
May 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
“Ms. Keisha? Ms. Keisha? Oh my f*ckin’ god… she f*ckin’ dead.”
[Baldur’s Gate 3 narrator lady voice]:
“You kneel down to observe Ms. Keisha’s rancidifying carrion; if her lifeless form left in your psyche any room for hope, her desiccated eyes and necrotic flesh are quick to quell it.”
[Baldur’s Gate 3 narrator lady voice]:
“You kneel down to observe Ms. Keisha’s rancidifying carrion; if her lifeless form left in your psyche any room for hope, her desiccated eyes and necrotic flesh are quick to quell it.”