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Conrad Altmann 📚🪐🌱
@conradaltmann.com
🇷🇴 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇪🇺 Yankee in Transilvania. Author of Memento Moreau and others, father of two girls, living in the highlands of Ardeal. Neoluddite, Immigrant, hylozoist. Anti genAI.

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#aifree #creativity 📚💙
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#Halloween is here! And there are big Itch-io bundles coming to an end today:

Chills, Thrills and Kills - 93 for $69
We Have Always Been in the Darkness - 37 for $10
Asexuals on Adventures - 25 for $25

Last chance to get them 🔗👇
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October 31, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Name your favorite science fiction tv show.
October 30, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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If you're selling on Etsy
October 30, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Share a movie that immediately puts you in a good mood!
October 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Family tradition states that whenever you reach a peak, you must perform a headstand. Think I might find a flatter, less precarious spot next time. (Not too shabby for 42 though!)
October 25, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Did I mention that you can grab the first book in my Aggregate series “Metanoeia” in this awesome bundle along with twenty other boredom busters?

itch.io/b/3969/space...

📚🚀 📚💙 #booksky
October 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
A lot of fantastic indie voices in this bundle! Fantastic deal too
The Spaceships and the Stars Bundle is now out...! Has a lot of sci-fi novels involving spaceships.

Spaceships among the stars. Spaceships on planets. People hanging out in spaceships. Spaceships with curious lore or make. We have it all!

Get it here: itch.io/b/3969/space...
October 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Just watched the first episode of Below. Hooked. Love the commitment to cultural accuracy.
October 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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At any rate a kinda crappy day has been made so much better by finding some absolutely gorgeous #BookMail courtesy of @conradaltmann.com on the mat!

Have a look at this business.

And, ahem, the book has some quality blurbs, too 👀

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October 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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People sell the shitiest shit imaginable and have thousands of customers (unless they lie but why would they). I can't wait for the app I've been working on for the past three years to have zero sales despite solving real problems and having no competition.
October 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Age yourself with a childhood crush

More of a late childhood crush…
October 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Late night in Kyiv.
Another drone threat has just ended.
I cannot sleep.
Ordered some books.

The publisher whose warehouse was hit the other day suggested buying the books that survived. They have traces of fire or water damage.

They called the initiative ‘The Fire Didn’t Finish Reading’.
October 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
My print-only collection “All That We Can See From Here” is finally available! Read about it here: conradaltmann.com/allthatwecan...

And if you’re in the EU or UK, you can order it from Ko-fi!

📚💙 📚🤏🏼 🚀🧬🌱
October 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
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There’s also this piece from last year which points to similar cognitive effects.

Asbestos of the mind is an excellent way to put it.
October 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It’s mosquitoes-in-the-bedroom-at-night season. Our headboard looks like a crime scene.
October 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Book birthday! “All That We Can See From Here” has arrived and is beautiful!
October 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
If you love cats, vacation in Antalya. Hundreds of strays haunt the parks and coastline, eager for scritches.
October 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Picking up the first print run of #allthatwecanseefromhere from the printer this morning. A bit stressed regarding their track record for trimming accuracy…
October 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Guys, Azalea is dealing with car and vet bills!! Please donate if you can, and boost if you can’t! This year has been horrendous for so many of us!
October 6, 2026 at 7:51 PM
@thepoisongarden.bsky.social the flowering phase is past here in Antalya, but the coast and old walls are covered with opportunistic yellow henbane (H. aureus) and Castor (Ricinus communis).
October 7, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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The Chills, Thrills and Kills October Itchio book sale is live!!!

Get this amazing deal of October-themed reads that'll last you until next year! 80+ books for just $69! Less than a dollar a book and all the jokes you can make about the price!

itch.io/b/3904/chill...
October 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Only two more hours to grab this awesome bundle for an amazing price. You might just find your new favorite author.
Want to read the future, but with a twist? How about a past with an oddly limited technology? Or cautionary tales about meddling with genetics?

Dive into this bundle of Punk Spec Fic and expand your imagination! Steampunk, Hopepunk, Ecopunk &+

#booksky #punkfiction

itch.io/b/3913/punk-...
October 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Ethics are pushed to the wayside when scientific advancement is on the line. 

#biopunk #specfic #booksky

Check out the full punk spec fic bundle on itchio here:

itch.io/b/3913/punk-...
September 29, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Seriously, just do not use muse
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to:

appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
September 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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This is tomorrow in the Seattle area and it’s free:
September 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM