Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle.
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Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
· Jun 2
I have a Lucid Air and I really don't like it despite it being a Luxury Car (TM). Almost all of my complaints are nitpicks, so I'll start with the positive note that the range of around 420 miles is twice our other EV. If you need to TRAVEL, you might not care about these problems. 1/8
Call me old fashioned, but Zombie by The Cranberries didn't need a techno remix.
September 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Call me old fashioned, but Zombie by The Cranberries didn't need a techno remix.
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Disco Wizard at McGinty’s 9-17-26
YouTube video by Seth Nesin
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September 18, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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I've seen a lot of "who even cares about the Kennedy Center" sentiments, and let me tell you: people who live here care. People who went to those shows, the people who performed there. It may be easy to write it off as a Broadway tour stop, but it was so much more than that.
September 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I've seen a lot of "who even cares about the Kennedy Center" sentiments, and let me tell you: people who live here care. People who went to those shows, the people who performed there. It may be easy to write it off as a Broadway tour stop, but it was so much more than that.
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Everybody check on your elder sapphics are they doing ok do they need fluids
Gillian Anderson shared that she identifies as pansexual, saying in a new interview, “Pan, as in pansexual, as in attracted to all genders.” Anderson has spoken openly about her attraction to women and sexual fluidity for years, and now says pansexual is the label that fits her #NOH8
September 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Everybody check on your elder sapphics are they doing ok do they need fluids
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oh wait maybe I am interested in the remake
me watching the trailer live: they gave that wolf an ass
me looking at a screenshot after: they gave that wolf a TAINT
me looking at a screenshot after: they gave that wolf a TAINT
September 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
oh wait maybe I am interested in the remake
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Okay! Full details of the CHASING CARS Kickstarter are now on the pre-launch page. Sorry for the wall of text. The pre-launch page isn't allowing images or heading jump links.
Click that "Notify me on launch" button! The more who do, the better the chance of becoming a featured project. Pls share!
Click that "Notify me on launch" button! The more who do, the better the chance of becoming a featured project. Pls share!
Coming soon: Chasing Cars: A Novel
A coming-of-age novel, based on the author's experiences, about an autistic pregnant trans teen boy in the Canadian foster care system.
www.kickstarter.com
September 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Okay! Full details of the CHASING CARS Kickstarter are now on the pre-launch page. Sorry for the wall of text. The pre-launch page isn't allowing images or heading jump links.
Click that "Notify me on launch" button! The more who do, the better the chance of becoming a featured project. Pls share!
Click that "Notify me on launch" button! The more who do, the better the chance of becoming a featured project. Pls share!
I have started The Godfather 3 times in my life but only just finished it last night. The first time was in high school where a friend lent me his VHS and learned that I can't be trusted to borrow things (VHS was fine, but cardboard case was crushed). Hope I take less than 20 years to watch part 2.
September 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I have started The Godfather 3 times in my life but only just finished it last night. The first time was in high school where a friend lent me his VHS and learned that I can't be trusted to borrow things (VHS was fine, but cardboard case was crushed). Hope I take less than 20 years to watch part 2.
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New secret lair kinda goes
August 27, 2026 at 3:58 AM
New secret lair kinda goes
Alert: ponza is viable in standard. This is not a drill. Ponza is legal and viable in standard. Prepare accordingly.
August 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Alert: ponza is viable in standard. This is not a drill. Ponza is legal and viable in standard. Prepare accordingly.
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I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
August 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever
This was very difficult and I got it off the back of a Silent card.
August 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This was very difficult and I got it off the back of a Silent card.
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Your HP hangers on aren't going to read Discworld because there's nothing to define themselves with. Ursula LeGuin won't let them take another crack at high school where they're secretly The Special One
August 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Your HP hangers on aren't going to read Discworld because there's nothing to define themselves with. Ursula LeGuin won't let them take another crack at high school where they're secretly The Special One
A Garfield spoof comic called Giefeld that's just the original comic drawn in the style of Rob Liefeld.
August 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
A Garfield spoof comic called Giefeld that's just the original comic drawn in the style of Rob Liefeld.
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Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
July 30, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
I am lucky. Very lucky. Unusually lucky. Favorite Vegas game is roulette lucky. So I want to make a thread of times where I was unreasonably lucky to keep track.
July 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I am lucky. Very lucky. Unusually lucky. Favorite Vegas game is roulette lucky. So I want to make a thread of times where I was unreasonably lucky to keep track.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I couldn't find a gif for Head Over Heels (2001) and I already used Perfect Blue (1997) for a similar post.
I couldn't find a gif for Head Over Heels (2001) and I already used Perfect Blue (1997) for a similar post.
July 30, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I couldn't find a gif for Head Over Heels (2001) and I already used Perfect Blue (1997) for a similar post.
I couldn't find a gif for Head Over Heels (2001) and I already used Perfect Blue (1997) for a similar post.
Purchased body wash, bananas, and lube at the grocery store. I didn't understand the coy look the cashier gave me until I was halfway to the car.
July 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Purchased body wash, bananas, and lube at the grocery store. I didn't understand the coy look the cashier gave me until I was halfway to the car.
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I don't know what this means either
July 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I don't know what this means either
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how is this supposed to make me feel | patreon.com/lubchansky
July 20, 2026 at 2:03 PM
how is this supposed to make me feel | patreon.com/lubchansky
Found out my explosive diarrhea has nothing to do with cyclosporiasis; I'm just built different (worse).
July 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Found out my explosive diarrhea has nothing to do with cyclosporiasis; I'm just built different (worse).
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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
July 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.