Zelnut 🍉👾
@dahliaiterations.com
(he/him/his)
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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187:6/9
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Unconditional bodily autonomy enthusiast.
Homeschooling survivor.
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187:6/9
Pedocon theory: more evidence than gravitation. 🖤
ICE is ontologically evil.
Law school drop out, Seminary grad. ☕
Pinned
Zelnut 🍉👾
@dahliaiterations.com
· Jan 4
Me: Laws are made up and don't actually bind anyone except by the fiat of the most immediate enforcer. They can all be nullified by about 11 people agreeing they shouldn't work.
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
Others: WOW! Nihilist much? 🙄
Me: The laws of the United States say X.
Others: Since when do the laws matter?
The only winning move is not to play. If I say something is illegal, people tell me laws don't matter unless they're enforced (No shit? I dropped out of law school bcuz it made me too acutely aware of how many laws aren't enforced!), but if I suggest that maybe we should enforce the law, I'm naïve.
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Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
UPDATE: Texas officials knew about this issue since at least March, when it was flagged by a state lawmaker.
‼️ Weeks before midterms, Texas election officials have discovered that an unknown number of voter registration applications havent been processed due to an error by the DPS. The Texas Association of County Elected Officials say number could be "tens of thousands" - much of them in urban areas.
October 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
It is extremely fucking low on the priority list, but we really do need comprehensive patent and copyright reform.
October 2, 2026 at 2:47 PM
It is extremely fucking low on the priority list, but we really do need comprehensive patent and copyright reform.
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Legitimately so cool to make a joke in the alt text of a comic and then later get to see extremely good art of it later that day. My life a damn movie!!!
October 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Legitimately so cool to make a joke in the alt text of a comic and then later get to see extremely good art of it later that day. My life a damn movie!!!
Frankly, the only thing I tend to question my doctor on is prescription drugs.
A joint study by Yale University and George Mason University found that those who are disengaged, doubtful, or dismissive of climate change tend to highly trust healthcare providers on the subject — even more than public officials from agencies like NASA and news organizations. (Published 2025)
The Fifth Vital Sign: Atlanta Doctors Are Talking Climate Change With Patients
Leveraging trust built over time, doctors hope to depolarize the issue and break through misinformation.
www.thexylom.com
October 2, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Frankly, the only thing I tend to question my doctor on is prescription drugs.
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A joint study by Yale University and George Mason University found that those who are disengaged, doubtful, or dismissive of climate change tend to highly trust healthcare providers on the subject — even more than public officials from agencies like NASA and news organizations. (Published 2025)
The Fifth Vital Sign: Atlanta Doctors Are Talking Climate Change With Patients
Leveraging trust built over time, doctors hope to depolarize the issue and break through misinformation.
www.thexylom.com
October 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
A joint study by Yale University and George Mason University found that those who are disengaged, doubtful, or dismissive of climate change tend to highly trust healthcare providers on the subject — even more than public officials from agencies like NASA and news organizations. (Published 2025)
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I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
October 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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The Joker, putting them on and spinning in his chair, pointing them at nearby minions: Oh ho ho ho ho ho! These are wonderful. Can't believe they are legal
October 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The Joker, putting them on and spinning in his chair, pointing them at nearby minions: Oh ho ho ho ho ho! These are wonderful. Can't believe they are legal
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“Speaking as an AI artist”
Gwen Stefani - Don't Speak
Alt: No Doubt - Don't Speak
static.klipy.com
September 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
“Speaking as an AI artist”
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About 50 people crammed into the court room to hear the decision, which took Murray 10 minutes to deliver. Applause broke out as she stood, with people openly crying from relief, from happiness, from feeling like someone in power understood the urgency of the crisis.
Justice Murray declared part of the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act unconstitutional, and trafficking convictions for Drug User Liberation Front co-founders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum have been stayed.
thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
thetyee.ca/News/2026/09...
DULF Wins Constitutional Challenge, Judge Applauds Their Work | The Tyee
Compassion club co-founders Eris Nyx and Jeremy Kalicum will avoid prison and Canada told to update its drug laws.
thetyee.ca
September 29, 2026 at 9:00 PM
About 50 people crammed into the court room to hear the decision, which took Murray 10 minutes to deliver. Applause broke out as she stood, with people openly crying from relief, from happiness, from feeling like someone in power understood the urgency of the crisis.
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Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
October 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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Supports pro-Palestine causes like kids not getting bombed
October 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Supports pro-Palestine causes like kids not getting bombed
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oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
October 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
oh you mean showing this guy’s briefs-swaddled dick at their midterm party for assholes wasn’t a brilliant tactical decision bsky.app/profile/swin...
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Texas waking up the entire state every time a cop gets hurt will advance the defund the police movement more than any protest will.
blue alerts (statewide texas emergency alerts, that blow up your phone the same way as a tornado warning any time a cop gets hurt) are fucking infuriating
this is not an emergency
you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie
fuck you. nobody fucking cares.
this is not an emergency
you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie
fuck you. nobody fucking cares.
October 1, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Texas waking up the entire state every time a cop gets hurt will advance the defund the police movement more than any protest will.
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The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
October 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
September 30, 2026 at 1:45 PM
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
The problem is even more fundamental. LLMs do not understand causation or logic. They only understand correlation. Which means, even with full token context, they will always have the chance to hallucinate.
September 29, 2026 at 10:17 PM
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system"
if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
September 30, 2026 at 11:59 AM
bluesky's "aaron rodericks age verification system"
if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
if you've been blocked by aaron rodericks then your account has been verified as being over 18
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The "oo" in "food" passes through the body unmodified and becomes the "oo" in "poop"
May 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The "oo" in "food" passes through the body unmodified and becomes the "oo" in "poop"
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anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?
September 30, 2026 at 10:35 AM
anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?
This is attempted vehicular homicide and the man responsible should be removed from public life permanently.
“Video footage obtained by The Sun shows Students for a Democratic Cornell members Aiden Vallecillo ’26 and Hudson Athas ’27 being struck by the car. In the video, no person can be seen touching the vehicle before it drove into Vallecillo and Athas.” www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
Kotlikoff Drives Into Student and Recent Grad Following ‘Harassment’
President Michael Kotlikoff backed his car into a student and drove over the foot of a recent graduate after what he called a "harassment and intimidation incident" in a Friday email blast to the...
www.cornellsun.com
September 30, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This is attempted vehicular homicide and the man responsible should be removed from public life permanently.
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Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.
“Video footage obtained by The Sun shows Students for a Democratic Cornell members Aiden Vallecillo ’26 and Hudson Athas ’27 being struck by the car. In the video, no person can be seen touching the vehicle before it drove into Vallecillo and Athas.” www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
Kotlikoff Drives Into Student and Recent Grad Following ‘Harassment’
President Michael Kotlikoff backed his car into a student and drove over the foot of a recent graduate after what he called a "harassment and intimidation incident" in a Friday email blast to the...
www.cornellsun.com
May 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.
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Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.
“Video footage obtained by The Sun shows Students for a Democratic Cornell members Aiden Vallecillo ’26 and Hudson Athas ’27 being struck by the car. In the video, no person can be seen touching the vehicle before it drove into Vallecillo and Athas.” www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
September 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
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Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
Remember when the president of Cornell got so mad at some anti-Israeli-genocide protestors on campus he tried to hit some of his own students with his car?
Damn this is crazy I wonder what subject of debate would make a college administrator so irate he thought about trying to kill his own students then lie and expect to get away with it.
September 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her."
www.thecut.com/article/what...
www.thecut.com/article/what...
What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
www.thecut.com
September 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.