Dan Kettmann
@dkettmann.bsky.social
No longer dkettmann on Twitter. Healthcare IT / Network Engineer. Currently STL, formerly BAL.
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Such a pleasure to share my street portrait work with @photochronicle.bsky.social!
Baltimore Street Portraits by @michaelwriston.com
Michael Wriston’s street portraiture is all about asking strangers to stop, be seen, and briefly belong to each other’s day.
#photoessay #photostory #photostories #portraiture #streetphoto
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Michael Wriston’s street portraiture is all about asking strangers to stop, be seen, and briefly belong to each other’s day.
#photoessay #photostory #photostories #portraiture #streetphoto
photographychronicle.com/baltimore-st...
September 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Such a pleasure to share my street portrait work with @photochronicle.bsky.social!
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We're a spooky ska band from the Chicago area! We play songs about ghosts and monsters and other creepy things.
Check out our stuff on Bandcamp if you want to know what we sound like: gravedangerskath.bandcamp.com
Check out our stuff on Bandcamp if you want to know what we sound like: gravedangerskath.bandcamp.com
Wake the Dead, by Grave Danger
1 track album
gravedangerskath.bandcamp.com
September 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We're a spooky ska band from the Chicago area! We play songs about ghosts and monsters and other creepy things.
Check out our stuff on Bandcamp if you want to know what we sound like: gravedangerskath.bandcamp.com
Check out our stuff on Bandcamp if you want to know what we sound like: gravedangerskath.bandcamp.com
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Tariff talks that you assumed already collapsed collapse
Tariff talks that you assumed already collapsed collapse
OTTAWA — Minutes before President Trump’s midnight deadline, tariff talks between Canada and the United States that you assumed failed weeks ago failed, according to government sources.
www.thebeaverton.com
August 22, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Tariff talks that you assumed already collapsed collapse
Playing PUBG lately for the first time in a long time. I enjoy lone wolf in squad matches so I never expect to win, but get giddy over popping out a bathroom and causing chaos/death before I get smoked (usually). Had my best ever this morning and got the dinner!
August 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Playing PUBG lately for the first time in a long time. I enjoy lone wolf in squad matches so I never expect to win, but get giddy over popping out a bathroom and causing chaos/death before I get smoked (usually). Had my best ever this morning and got the dinner!
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Did you hear about the old timey gold prospector who was nonbinary? Found a fortune up in them/their hills.
August 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Did you hear about the old timey gold prospector who was nonbinary? Found a fortune up in them/their hills.
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i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
July 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Sen. John Hodgman (D-ME)
July 6, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Sen. John Hodgman (D-ME)
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The 9th annual Wedge neighborhood cat tour was full of felines and fans as folks weaved their way through 8 official stops, with plenty of un-official cat viewing opportunities.
🎥: our amazing StribGoingOut intern Izzy Caswell with an editing assist from Abby Sliva
🎥: our amazing StribGoingOut intern Izzy Caswell with an editing assist from Abby Sliva
June 25, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The 9th annual Wedge neighborhood cat tour was full of felines and fans as folks weaved their way through 8 official stops, with plenty of un-official cat viewing opportunities.
🎥: our amazing StribGoingOut intern Izzy Caswell with an editing assist from Abby Sliva
🎥: our amazing StribGoingOut intern Izzy Caswell with an editing assist from Abby Sliva
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outwit, outplay, outlast
(Sound on for the commentator)
(Sound on for the commentator)
June 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
outwit, outplay, outlast
(Sound on for the commentator)
(Sound on for the commentator)
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Warming up for @vanswarpedtour.bsky.social !! Got your tix yet?!?!?
June 19, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Warming up for @vanswarpedtour.bsky.social !! Got your tix yet?!?!?
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For real tho. Baltimore is love
June 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
For real tho. Baltimore is love
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Hey friends. I’m a pretty resourceful DIY dude most of the time but lately - that hasn’t been the case. My friend RJ put this gofundme together to help as I’ve been drained (in more ways than one) and any helps or shares would be unreal. 💜💙💚
gofund.me/e0ec4fe07
gofund.me/e0ec4fe07
June 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Hey friends. I’m a pretty resourceful DIY dude most of the time but lately - that hasn’t been the case. My friend RJ put this gofundme together to help as I’ve been drained (in more ways than one) and any helps or shares would be unreal. 💜💙💚
gofund.me/e0ec4fe07
gofund.me/e0ec4fe07
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IC2118, The Witches Head Nebula. About 900 light years out, glowing blue because it’s reflecting light from Rigel. This is a two-panel mosaic, ~89 hours of integration across 1,067 five-minute subs. Really happy with how this one came together. #astrophotography #space #nebula
May 27, 2026 at 8:45 PM
IC2118, The Witches Head Nebula. About 900 light years out, glowing blue because it’s reflecting light from Rigel. This is a two-panel mosaic, ~89 hours of integration across 1,067 five-minute subs. Really happy with how this one came together. #astrophotography #space #nebula
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Turn the lights down low and let's relax on the Bee Bed
May 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Turn the lights down low and let's relax on the Bee Bed
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Think I discovered how I'm gonna die
Yes mom We need this for cigarette night and im throwing a fit if we dont have it
May 23, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Think I discovered how I'm gonna die
This was one of my favs. A freakin' motorcycle that had helicopter blades that popped up.
Also, not completely a toy but miss the Burple drank and the pretty similar Popoids (McDonalds toys).
Also, not completely a toy but miss the Burple drank and the pretty similar Popoids (McDonalds toys).
May 19, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This was one of my favs. A freakin' motorcycle that had helicopter blades that popped up.
Also, not completely a toy but miss the Burple drank and the pretty similar Popoids (McDonalds toys).
Also, not completely a toy but miss the Burple drank and the pretty similar Popoids (McDonalds toys).
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Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."
April 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."
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If you want more, visit owlsintowels.org. I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
April 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If you want more, visit owlsintowels.org. I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
I've been feeling that temptation. Just as I suspected, I'm not the only one.
April 6, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I've been feeling that temptation. Just as I suspected, I'm not the only one.
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I didn't have to, but I just had to. Enjoy, everyone!
March 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I didn't have to, but I just had to. Enjoy, everyone!
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LOL:
“Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth”
“Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth”
Photo of the Day: Tasmanian devil (feat. teeth)
All photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
All photos on the repository are free-to-use for artists creating derivative/transformative works (sans AI).
March 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
LOL:
“Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth”
“Its entire head appears to be made of a giant pink mouth and lots of big teeth”
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It’s official! Ahh! This covered most of the flights and accommodation! I am still fundraising for transportation and food, but it’s officially happening! I leave on Sunday!! Aahhhh!!
Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated already, I am so grateful for all of you!
gofund.me/27af48df5
Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated already, I am so grateful for all of you!
gofund.me/27af48df5
Donate to Help bailey Attend Indigiqueer Artist Program in Winnipeg, organized by bailey macabre
tanisi friends, comrades, and supporters!
my name is bail… bailey macabre needs your support for Help bailey Attend Indigiqueer Artist Program in Winnipeg
gofund.me
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It’s official! Ahh! This covered most of the flights and accommodation! I am still fundraising for transportation and food, but it’s officially happening! I leave on Sunday!! Aahhhh!!
Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated already, I am so grateful for all of you!
gofund.me/27af48df5
Thank you to everyone who has shared and donated already, I am so grateful for all of you!
gofund.me/27af48df5
Oh wow, I just read this transcript. I've never read one like that before. Comical how nobody in DHS knows how anything works. Would be funny if it wasn't causing torture and death. (if you want to skim, page 13 to 30 is probably skip-able but still compelling).
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Oh wow, I just read this transcript. I've never read one like that before. Comical how nobody in DHS knows how anything works. Would be funny if it wasn't causing torture and death. (if you want to skim, page 13 to 30 is probably skip-able but still compelling).