Dominic Caruso
@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
I was a snowball in hell.
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Pinned
Gonna spend the entire month of October making increasingly sinister casseroles
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I love writing skeets but what I really want to do is direct and produce them
October 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I love writing skeets but what I really want to do is direct and produce them
Trying to get into the spirit of the times by rigging my car so that thousands of startled bats fly out every time I open my car door
October 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Trying to get into the spirit of the times by rigging my car so that thousands of startled bats fly out every time I open my car door
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It’s likely that talk has never been cheaper.
October 30, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It’s likely that talk has never been cheaper.
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Life sucks, but it’s also cool sometimes, like a beautiful bird who claws at your face
October 30, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Life sucks, but it’s also cool sometimes, like a beautiful bird who claws at your face
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Got my Hallowe'en costume back from the tailors, and yeesh, I don't know. It's like these mice have never even seen Cinderella.
October 29, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Got my Hallowe'en costume back from the tailors, and yeesh, I don't know. It's like these mice have never even seen Cinderella.
At the post office filling out the form that specifies all my mail is henceforth to be delivered wrapped in microwave burritos
October 29, 2026 at 4:43 AM
At the post office filling out the form that specifies all my mail is henceforth to be delivered wrapped in microwave burritos
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Sneaking a fully operational nuclear submarine into the movies
Sneaking a fully grown Saguaro cactus into the movies
October 28, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sneaking a fully operational nuclear submarine into the movies
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I love to make a good point in a bad way so that everyone who agrees with me is also mad at me
October 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I love to make a good point in a bad way so that everyone who agrees with me is also mad at me
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Well, well, well, if it isn’t another reason to fake my own death and start over.
October 28, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Well, well, well, if it isn’t another reason to fake my own death and start over.
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I only attend dinner parties to expose the real killer.
October 28, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I only attend dinner parties to expose the real killer.
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woke up earlier than normal today and a dang bird came and got me
October 28, 2026 at 10:20 AM
woke up earlier than normal today and a dang bird came and got me
Dangit I set my big plate of hotcakes down for just a moment in one of these copses of white birch trees but which copse? Which copse????
October 28, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Dangit I set my big plate of hotcakes down for just a moment in one of these copses of white birch trees but which copse? Which copse????
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There are so many types of fungus in the mulch where I work, I will probably die before I can taste test them all.
October 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
There are so many types of fungus in the mulch where I work, I will probably die before I can taste test them all.
The Triple Crown
October 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
The Triple Crown
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This day in history. 1975. Bruce Springsteen appeared simultaneously on the covers of Time, Newsweek, and Bolo Tie Quarterly.
October 27, 2026 at 9:23 AM
This day in history. 1975. Bruce Springsteen appeared simultaneously on the covers of Time, Newsweek, and Bolo Tie Quarterly.
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Coffee’s not enough, I need to fight a killer clown for the last donut in an abandoned mall.
October 27, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Coffee’s not enough, I need to fight a killer clown for the last donut in an abandoned mall.
Sure, I went to work, but the elevator doors opened into the rustling pages of an enormous book into whose darkness I was compelled to disappear.
October 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Sure, I went to work, but the elevator doors opened into the rustling pages of an enormous book into whose darkness I was compelled to disappear.
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Not all that jazzies is Jeff
October 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Not all that jazzies is Jeff
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Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable
October 27, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable
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sometimes, if they’ve been good, i’ll let the groceries ride up in the front of the car with me
October 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
sometimes, if they’ve been good, i’ll let the groceries ride up in the front of the car with me
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have a good day, i love you
October 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
have a good day, i love you
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Don’t bitch that I steal your hoodie, rejoice that I leave the best surprises in the pocket of it
October 26, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Don’t bitch that I steal your hoodie, rejoice that I leave the best surprises in the pocket of it
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no amnesty
I will not forget that Zuckerberg and Facebook shut down the accounts of the most popular presidential candidate in one of the largest democracies in the world, and he was elected anyway
October 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
no amnesty
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Buying up all the circus peanuts to make an edible foam pit
October 26, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Buying up all the circus peanuts to make an edible foam pit
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Origami club has welcomed me into the fold.
October 26, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Origami club has welcomed me into the fold.