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Drew Fustin
@drewfustin.com
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ML/AI at VSCO, UChicago Physics PhD ;\
Chicago, Music, D&D, Drake Basketball ;\
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kateinkharkiv.bsky.social
I must share with you this epic community note on Twitter 😂
September 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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ironghazi.bsky.social
Twitter superstar @ironghazi has returned and is vowing to make his forthcoming shitposts somehow even worse than they used to be, a feat some have described as “impossible” and “please don’t”
September 21, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Trump: Is this Loss?
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6d
Trump: “If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word ‘Deficit’ is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS.”
Trump: Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment! If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word "Deficit" is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS. We are "carrying" almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer. LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST! President DONALD J. TRUMP 6 ReTruths 10 Likes 9/16/26, 1:38 PM
September 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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newrepublic.com
BREAKING NEWS: The United Nations’ top human rights body reported that it found “reasonable grounds” to believe that the U.S. committed war crimes in Iran.
September 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
drewfustin.com
I was literally JUST saying this!
crevicedwelling.bsky.social invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 6d
Millipede genitalia are often made of a type of exoskeleton that fluoresces under UV, so I use an ultraviolet flashlight to reveal tiny details of their gonopods.
Why? Many closely related millipedes appear identical save for their reproductive structures—it’s necessary for identification.
A glass dish fluorescing yellow, with a glass microvial fluorescing blue. A pile of legs and a set of tiny gonopods just millimeters tall rest near the headless body of a Cleidogona millipede specimen. A black flashlight creates a shadow in the foreground. Left, lateral view of gonopods. They’re shaped like two bars bent inwards towards each other, making a rectangular shape. The front-facing part (angiocoxites) is thicker with a long triangular point, and the smaller posterior parts (colpocoxites) are club-shaped with a thick spine. Right top and bottom are respectively anterior and posterior views of the gonopods. The anterior view shows the angiocoxites like a pair of thick bars tapering towards the top, where the points flare out again. The posterior view shows the points of the angiocoxites overlapping the top of the colpocoxites, which are joined at the base in a Y-shape. The whole structure is fluorescing bright green-blue.
September 17, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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surcomplicated.bsky.social
What I really fucking love about Hot Fuzz is that it is a rare piece of artwork that unapologetically defends liberal modernity.

A representative of the impartial, uniform rule of law & depersonalized state beings justice to a lawless, backward community run by a wretched clique of local grandees.
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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pattymo.com
Unbelievable
www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
September 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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lesleyryder.bsky.social
Your Emmy Award winner for best writing in a comedy:
Katie Dippold is dressed as the babadook at a Halloween party that was way more low key than she thought
September 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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ohrobin.bsky.social
Dudes rock, Sunday night edition.

(Goodnight)
September 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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mathletesfoot.bsky.social
ape attack survivor @pissvortex Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress took it and asked what it was and why it said "pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X Money and she said they don't take that but when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I told her just to try it so she did but it declined which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk @Support Follow ... Austin @pissvortex Issued by Cross River Bank
September 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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alyciaart.bsky.social
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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katamaridumassy.bsky.social
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21 the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
September 11, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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grackle.space
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon Sep 8 so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff. they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed. I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months." Follow up tumblr post every-lemon Sep 9 it was a smash hit. a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud. he was home by 6:30am.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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tedcruznipples.com
Some of those that work forces

Are the same that fuck horses
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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ericstephen.bsky.social
I hope there's a sign for folks dropping off people at the airport that says "D.PARTON"
abc10news.bsky.social ABC 10News @abc10news.bsky.social · 12d
Nashville International Airport is expected to officially become Dolly Parton International Airport following the country legend’s death on Aug. 25. https://www.10news.com/entertainment/nashville-international-airport-to-change-its-name-to-dolly-parton-international-airport 
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September 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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barrybutler9.bsky.social
Another view from this morning’s foggy start in Chicago
September 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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Legend Bey, along with having a badass name, is going to be an absolute monster for Ohio State. Holy crap that guy.
September 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Pablo to his haters right now:
September 2, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Good morning from Lake Ontario. ☀️
September 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
drewfustin.com
This is where they get Fruity Pebbles from.
k-hermit.com でんか @k-hermit.com · Jul 3
Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish!

You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪
September 2, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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barrybutler9.bsky.social
Lakeshore Run, Chicago
September 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
drewfustin.com
Would be a pretty nifty result, if it holds up. Big if, but cool nonetheless.
michaelgreshko.bsky.social Michael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 21d
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
www.science.org
September 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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pileofgarbage.net
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
September 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
August 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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KAISER WILHELM
August 29, 2026 at 11:27 PM