El Jefe Gone Dark Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, RETIRED Keeper of Secrets in MSR, FORMER Inquisitor of the CTO, LAST Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
Pinned
World is not ready for me to come back yet.
Motivation? This early in the morning?
September 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Motivation? This early in the morning?
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As you can see it was really the mayor's fault when the police chief her predecessor hired was texting his chain of command "who's in charge?"
September 16, 2026 at 11:22 PM
As you can see it was really the mayor's fault when the police chief her predecessor hired was texting his chain of command "who's in charge?"
This just tells me that I have a higher chance of getting away with not paying taxes. Don't you agree @murray.senate.gov?
"'Republicans didn’t like that it really points the finger at the wealthy as being the problem,' said Barry Johnson, who previously oversaw the tax gap report as the chief data and analytics officer at the I.R.S." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
September 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This just tells me that I have a higher chance of getting away with not paying taxes. Don't you agree @murray.senate.gov?
LeBron is just another Pete Rose.
September 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
LeBron is just another Pete Rose.
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Shocking Report Finds Cle Elum Actually Nowhere Near Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/ymk2z86z
September 17, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Shocking Report Finds Cle Elum Actually Nowhere Near Enumclaw: tinyurl.com/ymk2z86z
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Last day to take an online survey about what you want in the next Seattle police chief. My request: Can we not have another police chief who commutes here from Chicago? Is at least living within the state really too much to ask?!
Take the survey here: tinyurl.com/5hdb6bfy
Take the survey here: tinyurl.com/5hdb6bfy
Wilson’s search for new Seattle Police chief launches with advisory committee, online survey for public priorities, and ‘$234,294.48 – $374,900.40’ salary range
Wilson’s search for new Seattle Police chief launches with advisory committee, online survey for public priorities, and ‘$234,294.48 – $374,900.40’ salary range
Mayor Katie Wilson has named the heads of her search committee and launched a national search for the Seattle Police Department’s next chief. The ...
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September 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Last day to take an online survey about what you want in the next Seattle police chief. My request: Can we not have another police chief who commutes here from Chicago? Is at least living within the state really too much to ask?!
Take the survey here: tinyurl.com/5hdb6bfy
Take the survey here: tinyurl.com/5hdb6bfy
Foook ya!
🎶 I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twunny dollars in mah pocket 🎵
🎶 I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twunny dollars in mah pocket 🎵
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What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
September 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Foook ya!
🎶 I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twunny dollars in mah pocket 🎵
🎶 I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twunny dollars in mah pocket 🎵
I'm gonna tell my kids that Bill & Ted's movies were documentaries about Macklemore.
September 17, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I'm gonna tell my kids that Bill & Ted's movies were documentaries about Macklemore.
No. Make me.
"If you're building Frankenstein, stop."
Sure, I am building an early 19th century German scientist who will then build a monster. Because I read books and I know stuff.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Sure, I am building an early 19th century German scientist who will then build a monster. Because I read books and I know stuff.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
‘If you’re building Frankenstein, stop’: JD Vance dismisses calls for AI regulation
US vice-president’s comments come as former Anthropic researcher revisits recent claim AI could destroy humanity
www.theguardian.com
September 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
No. Make me.
At least they're not flying planes.
Yet.
Yet.
Mike Johnson on OpenAI and Anthropic: "They can self-police. They can self-regulate."
September 16, 2026 at 5:38 PM
At least they're not flying planes.
Yet.
Yet.
Only losers beg for another chance.
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
September 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Only losers beg for another chance.
I sure hope G Perez from Maga side of WA state loses her house seat. She's voted consistently with the GOP against the party since getting in office. I dunno why she's even in the DNC.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
MSN
www.msn.com
September 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I sure hope G Perez from Maga side of WA state loses her house seat. She's voted consistently with the GOP against the party since getting in office. I dunno why she's even in the DNC.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
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Told my son to never allow a Russian oligarch to bankroll his wedding in exchange for political influence and he said "but papa, the President's son does it" and, dear reader, I wept.
September 15, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Told my son to never allow a Russian oligarch to bankroll his wedding in exchange for political influence and he said "but papa, the President's son does it" and, dear reader, I wept.
September 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Only RICKLES could’ve got away with doing to SINATRA — ‘The Chairman Of The Board’ — what he did one night in a restaurant…
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JOHNNY CARSON (1976)
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JOHNNY CARSON (1976)
September 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Only RICKLES could’ve got away with doing to SINATRA — ‘The Chairman Of The Board’ — what he did one night in a restaurant…
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JOHNNY CARSON (1976)
THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING
JOHNNY CARSON (1976)
You know you really fuggered it up so bad when your own tour band says fuck you.
September 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
You know you really fuggered it up so bad when your own tour band says fuck you.
Hope it was worth it, Ed.
Lukas Graham, another support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour, also now withdrawing from the tour.
September 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hope it was worth it, Ed.
It's chingalamigra month and I am so here for it.
September 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
It's chingalamigra month and I am so here for it.
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Thanks for asking, KUOW! Yes, we are winning for renters: from banning pet rent and other rental junk fees, to adding density throughout our City, to SEPA reform, to my Executive Order streamlined permitting, our renter majority city is seeing real improvements to affordability…
September 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Thanks for asking, KUOW! Yes, we are winning for renters: from banning pet rent and other rental junk fees, to adding density throughout our City, to SEPA reform, to my Executive Order streamlined permitting, our renter majority city is seeing real improvements to affordability…
See what happens when you get rid of a crooked AWOL police chief who didn't live in the city they're sworn to protect and serve?
CARE Chief Amy Barden says that in the last 6 weeks, crisis responder utilization has increased to 80%, about double the rate during the same time last year under former Mayor Harrell. Interim SPD Chief Andre Sayles says he’s been pushing rank-and-file cops to divert more calls to thd responders.
September 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
See what happens when you get rid of a crooked AWOL police chief who didn't live in the city they're sworn to protect and serve?
Ed Sheeran should maybe stop singing about love.
September 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Ed Sheeran should maybe stop singing about love.
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“Kraft called him after my controversial ‘Free America’ post in support of free speech and voting rights and said he had to drop me. Ed told me that the words had also hurt a lot of people he spoke with who feel safer when certain people don’t have constitutional rights or human rights in general."
Ed Sheeran Opener Replacing Macklemore Already Dropped for Saying ‘Free America’: tinyurl.com/4xur762z
September 15, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Kraft called him after my controversial ‘Free America’ post in support of free speech and voting rights and said he had to drop me. Ed told me that the words had also hurt a lot of people he spoke with who feel safer when certain people don’t have constitutional rights or human rights in general."
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The Seattle Times mentions Bob Kettle's claim that more police cameras would help police quickly respond to and solve homicdes, without noting that the three murders that this story is about were all in areas with police and SDOT cameras.
Man arrested in Belltown fatal shooting; 2 other homicides unsolved
Seattle police arrested a man Monday in connection with one of three fatal shootings in Belltown over Labor Day weekend. The other homicides remain unsolved.
www.seattletimes.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
The Seattle Times mentions Bob Kettle's claim that more police cameras would help police quickly respond to and solve homicdes, without noting that the three murders that this story is about were all in areas with police and SDOT cameras.
What a perfect capstone to his legacy, ending it with elder abuse.
September 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
What a perfect capstone to his legacy, ending it with elder abuse.