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@felinepharma.bsky.social
Just enjoying this insane foliage. #OFMD
50 she/her/any
50 she/her/any
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September 30, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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I would give so much money to have onre journalist interview David Zaslav and just ask him how fucking stupid he feels that the film he was going to destroy is not only making more money than he would've gotten for the write off but is a massive critical hit... and then punch him, hard, in the face
‘Coyote vs. Acme’ has now earned over $99.1 MILLION at the worldwide box office.
The film had a reported $70 million budget and was acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for $50 million.
The film had a reported $70 million budget and was acquired by Ketchup Entertainment for $50 million.
September 21, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I would give so much money to have onre journalist interview David Zaslav and just ask him how fucking stupid he feels that the film he was going to destroy is not only making more money than he would've gotten for the write off but is a massive critical hit... and then punch him, hard, in the face
The entire @kalansphantomff.bsky.social supernatural series is the best and they’re all my re-readable favorites.
archiveofourown.org/works/54021898
archiveofourown.org/works/54021898
September 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The entire @kalansphantomff.bsky.social supernatural series is the best and they’re all my re-readable favorites.
archiveofourown.org/works/54021898
archiveofourown.org/works/54021898
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nose to nose with a new best friend
(I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
(I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
April 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
nose to nose with a new best friend
(I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
(I don't think I would have ever finished this piece had it not been adopted. Thank you to super kind @grumpyk2.bsky.social for giving me reason to brave my feels and revisit this one.)
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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during dickfuck day, I would like to say that edward teach being ready to give up after one mistake was incredibly relatable
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
during dickfuck day, I would like to say that edward teach being ready to give up after one mistake was incredibly relatable
The 5 Simpsons line I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1. They’re fine
(Homer to the tv as the kids fight in the treehouse. I say this to myself every day when the cats are fighting in the other room)
2. Don’t make me tap the sign
3. Meh
4. Perfectly cromulent
5. Lisa, I want to buy your rock
1. They’re fine
(Homer to the tv as the kids fight in the treehouse. I say this to myself every day when the cats are fighting in the other room)
2. Don’t make me tap the sign
3. Meh
4. Perfectly cromulent
5. Lisa, I want to buy your rock
The 5 Simpsons line I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1) You shot who in the what now?
2) Are you saying boo or boo-urns?
3) Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
4) I like stories
5) Where nothing can possi-bly go wrong
1) You shot who in the what now?
2) Are you saying boo or boo-urns?
3) Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
4) I like stories
5) Where nothing can possi-bly go wrong
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head.
1. It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
2. The bitterness is strong in this one
3. Disco Stu doesn't advertise
4. Grade me!
5. The worst day of your life *so far*
1. It's just a little airborne! It's still good! It's still good!
2. The bitterness is strong in this one
3. Disco Stu doesn't advertise
4. Grade me!
5. The worst day of your life *so far*
August 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The 5 Simpsons line I’ve uttered most off the top of my head
1. They’re fine
(Homer to the tv as the kids fight in the treehouse. I say this to myself every day when the cats are fighting in the other room)
2. Don’t make me tap the sign
3. Meh
4. Perfectly cromulent
5. Lisa, I want to buy your rock
1. They’re fine
(Homer to the tv as the kids fight in the treehouse. I say this to myself every day when the cats are fighting in the other room)
2. Don’t make me tap the sign
3. Meh
4. Perfectly cromulent
5. Lisa, I want to buy your rock
Izzy. He’s always very angry. Look at him, he’s even sleeping grumpily. If he could go around muttering “twats” to everyone under his breath, he totally would.
August 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Izzy. He’s always very angry. Look at him, he’s even sleeping grumpily. If he could go around muttering “twats” to everyone under his breath, he totally would.
Haven’t read too many with Ned as the main antagonist, and here’s a great one.
Music to My Tears
archiveofourown.org/works/58106197
I re-read this one earlier this year, so I’m counting it.
Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold
archiveofourown.org/works/41672361
Music to My Tears
archiveofourown.org/works/58106197
I re-read this one earlier this year, so I’m counting it.
Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold
archiveofourown.org/works/41672361
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
August 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Haven’t read too many with Ned as the main antagonist, and here’s a great one.
Music to My Tears
archiveofourown.org/works/58106197
I re-read this one earlier this year, so I’m counting it.
Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold
archiveofourown.org/works/41672361
Music to My Tears
archiveofourown.org/works/58106197
I re-read this one earlier this year, so I’m counting it.
Blue as Cut Sapphires and Shining Like Gold
archiveofourown.org/works/41672361
Remember all those glorious fix-it-fics which came out between S1 and S2? Here’s one of them.
Half Agony, Half Hope
archiveofourown.org/works/38002246
Health benefits are good, but please don’t ask your workplace about these.
Does the Body Good
archiveofourown.org/works/40855713
Half Agony, Half Hope
archiveofourown.org/works/38002246
Health benefits are good, but please don’t ask your workplace about these.
Does the Body Good
archiveofourown.org/works/40855713
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
August 16, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Remember all those glorious fix-it-fics which came out between S1 and S2? Here’s one of them.
Half Agony, Half Hope
archiveofourown.org/works/38002246
Health benefits are good, but please don’t ask your workplace about these.
Does the Body Good
archiveofourown.org/works/40855713
Half Agony, Half Hope
archiveofourown.org/works/38002246
Health benefits are good, but please don’t ask your workplace about these.
Does the Body Good
archiveofourown.org/works/40855713
No one has ever invited me to a nude beach in France and I’ve decided to be sad about it.
Stranger on a Beach
archiveofourown.org/works/50103652
This one has everything. Emotions, humour, hotness, and a good story. I love it.
Edward Teach vs the Lycra Warrior
archiveofourown.org/works/46787443
Stranger on a Beach
archiveofourown.org/works/50103652
This one has everything. Emotions, humour, hotness, and a good story. I love it.
Edward Teach vs the Lycra Warrior
archiveofourown.org/works/46787443
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
August 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
No one has ever invited me to a nude beach in France and I’ve decided to be sad about it.
Stranger on a Beach
archiveofourown.org/works/50103652
This one has everything. Emotions, humour, hotness, and a good story. I love it.
Edward Teach vs the Lycra Warrior
archiveofourown.org/works/46787443
Stranger on a Beach
archiveofourown.org/works/50103652
This one has everything. Emotions, humour, hotness, and a good story. I love it.
Edward Teach vs the Lycra Warrior
archiveofourown.org/works/46787443
In honor of @david-jenkins.bsky.social appreciation day, let me just thank you for sharing your art with us. Plus, you seem to be a decent human being, so thanks for that too.
August 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
In honor of @david-jenkins.bsky.social appreciation day, let me just thank you for sharing your art with us. Plus, you seem to be a decent human being, so thanks for that too.
I could tell you a 100 ways my company is self sabotaging itself & will invariably fail. It sucks so much that creatives are going through the same thing when they should be allowed to just…create. It’s hard to stay motivated in a career when you just want to burn it all down.
I’m sorry, David.
I’m sorry, David.
July 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I could tell you a 100 ways my company is self sabotaging itself & will invariably fail. It sucks so much that creatives are going through the same thing when they should be allowed to just…create. It’s hard to stay motivated in a career when you just want to burn it all down.
I’m sorry, David.
I’m sorry, David.
It’s Christmas in July! Go ahead and mark these OFMD holiday fics because the stores are going to be decorated for December any day now…
Tis the Damn Season
archiveofourown.org/works/48289957
This one does everything perfectly. It’s been my new holiday reading tradition for the past few years.
🧵👇
Tis the Damn Season
archiveofourown.org/works/48289957
This one does everything perfectly. It’s been my new holiday reading tradition for the past few years.
🧵👇
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
July 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It’s Christmas in July! Go ahead and mark these OFMD holiday fics because the stores are going to be decorated for December any day now…
Tis the Damn Season
archiveofourown.org/works/48289957
This one does everything perfectly. It’s been my new holiday reading tradition for the past few years.
🧵👇
Tis the Damn Season
archiveofourown.org/works/48289957
This one does everything perfectly. It’s been my new holiday reading tradition for the past few years.
🧵👇
To talk about books:
July 25, 2026 at 10:21 PM
To talk about books:
Adventure, angst, self-discovery and a lot of poetry. It’s perfect.
I’m So Many Words
archiveofourown.org/works/40064241
I’m So Many Words
archiveofourown.org/works/40064241
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
July 22, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Adventure, angst, self-discovery and a lot of poetry. It’s perfect.
I’m So Many Words
archiveofourown.org/works/40064241
I’m So Many Words
archiveofourown.org/works/40064241
Everything is still literally and figuratively on fire, but I did get the big job promotion this morning and we’re going to go see Jurassic Park at the drive in tonight, so there’s that.
July 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Everything is still literally and figuratively on fire, but I did get the big job promotion this morning and we’re going to go see Jurassic Park at the drive in tonight, so there’s that.
I actually probably could go for some sweet corn for dinner and candy corn for dessert. But I’m midwestern and it’s July so it’s all corn all the time here.
July 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I actually probably could go for some sweet corn for dinner and candy corn for dessert. But I’m midwestern and it’s July so it’s all corn all the time here.
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Let's have some kissing today #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
November 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Let's have some kissing today #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd
Fake dating with an array of renaissance instruments.
Sing for Me
archiveofourown.org/works/44623153
I ❤️❤️❤️ this one. Fake (and perfect) nanny Ed, the best Alma/Louis, torturing Izzy with tea parties…could read 20 more from this universe.
Such Joie de Vivre
archiveofourown.org/works/38908956
Sing for Me
archiveofourown.org/works/44623153
I ❤️❤️❤️ this one. Fake (and perfect) nanny Ed, the best Alma/Louis, torturing Izzy with tea parties…could read 20 more from this universe.
Such Joie de Vivre
archiveofourown.org/works/38908956
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
July 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Fake dating with an array of renaissance instruments.
Sing for Me
archiveofourown.org/works/44623153
I ❤️❤️❤️ this one. Fake (and perfect) nanny Ed, the best Alma/Louis, torturing Izzy with tea parties…could read 20 more from this universe.
Such Joie de Vivre
archiveofourown.org/works/38908956
Sing for Me
archiveofourown.org/works/44623153
I ❤️❤️❤️ this one. Fake (and perfect) nanny Ed, the best Alma/Louis, torturing Izzy with tea parties…could read 20 more from this universe.
Such Joie de Vivre
archiveofourown.org/works/38908956
Anniversary gift to my teenager from his boyfriend. The kids are alright.
July 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Anniversary gift to my teenager from his boyfriend. The kids are alright.
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An unoriginal, unfunny comic featuring S1 Stede!
#art #DrawStedeBonnet #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #traditionalart
#art #DrawStedeBonnet #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #traditionalart
July 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
An unoriginal, unfunny comic featuring S1 Stede!
#art #DrawStedeBonnet #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #traditionalart
#art #DrawStedeBonnet #ofmd #ofmdfanart #stedebonnet #traditionalart
I know the #OFMD RBB’s are here, and I’m saving them all like a 🐿️, but I’m still on my re-reads. Since I’ve been in my feelings, I read this favourite. The only fic I have downloaded since I’d be shattered if I could never read it again.
“Teach”
archiveofourown.org/works/41250903
“Teach”
archiveofourown.org/works/41250903
I’ve read 1000’s of OFMD fics over the past 4 years, and I have ~100 saved as favorites which I’ve decided on a whim to re-read & share with you all! (Whether you want to know or not)
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
I think this very early one is the first fave I ever saved.
Always and Forever
archiveofourown.org/works/38343253
July 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I know the #OFMD RBB’s are here, and I’m saving them all like a 🐿️, but I’m still on my re-reads. Since I’ve been in my feelings, I read this favourite. The only fic I have downloaded since I’d be shattered if I could never read it again.
“Teach”
archiveofourown.org/works/41250903
“Teach”
archiveofourown.org/works/41250903