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It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman
March 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's international women's day so if I've ever made you laugh you owe me an international woman
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when i worked at a grocery store, one of my favorite bits to do was sit in a cage and wait for people to come by so i could tell them i was a rat
March 7, 2026 at 9:22 PM
when i worked at a grocery store, one of my favorite bits to do was sit in a cage and wait for people to come by so i could tell them i was a rat
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“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts
March 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts
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If we’re talking and I give you 3 “that’s crazies” and a “wow”, it’s time to stop. I’ve completely checked out.
March 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
If we’re talking and I give you 3 “that’s crazies” and a “wow”, it’s time to stop. I’ve completely checked out.
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They had Runner Ducks at Tractor Supply today and long story short I’m buying a farm.
March 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
They had Runner Ducks at Tractor Supply today and long story short I’m buying a farm.
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Even the biggest problems in the world just fade away when you're stuck in traffic and need to pee.
March 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Even the biggest problems in the world just fade away when you're stuck in traffic and need to pee.
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i am mad as a waterlogged rooster I actually don’t know how mad that is but it sounds like a lot
March 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i am mad as a waterlogged rooster I actually don’t know how mad that is but it sounds like a lot
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I'd be so ready to enter my girl living in a lonely castle in the
depth of the country era.
depth of the country era.
March 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I'd be so ready to enter my girl living in a lonely castle in the
depth of the country era.
depth of the country era.
The cam filter stays on during sex.
March 5, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The cam filter stays on during sex.
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i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop
March 5, 2026 at 4:05 PM
i like how doorknobs wait until you’re really irritated before they catch your belt loop
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our company’s monthly SEO report says our top keyword is up 69 positions and now my tongue hurts from biting it so hard
March 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
our company’s monthly SEO report says our top keyword is up 69 positions and now my tongue hurts from biting it so hard
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i burst up from the flames of hell for this?
March 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
i burst up from the flames of hell for this?
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sooo can I donate someone else’s plasma for money
March 3, 2026 at 11:56 AM
sooo can I donate someone else’s plasma for money
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my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat
March 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
my hobbies include taking pictures of my cat and then looking at pictures of my cat
Beer before liquor,
Yes Please!
Yes Please!
March 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Beer before liquor,
Yes Please!
Yes Please!
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*rage colors a picture of a rainbow and flowers then crumples it up and nicely hands it to you
March 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
*rage colors a picture of a rainbow and flowers then crumples it up and nicely hands it to you
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Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.
March 3, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Choose a word. Think of it. Keep it to yourself, noone cares.
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For whom the cat kneads
March 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
For whom the cat kneads
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Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought
March 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Acting mysterious when in reality I just lost my train of thought