Chillbo Hangins
@fivethree.bsky.social
I love strong women, soft men, and the sound of the wind rushing through the pines. they/them.
Horny alt: https://bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.social
Horny alt: https://bsky.app/profile/relief-valve.bsky.social
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Zephram Cochrane was a ROUGH 33 when he made his first warp flight
September 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Zephram Cochrane was a ROUGH 33 when he made his first warp flight
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Batman’s Aff His Nut
By Robert Florence
By Robert Florence
September 19, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Batman’s Aff His Nut
By Robert Florence
By Robert Florence
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bouncing on my boy's dick with a trademark insouciance
November 8, 2024 at 4:17 AM
bouncing on my boy's dick with a trademark insouciance
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the funniest part about this is that it was definitely a planned thing that existed months ago before all the current shit but like.
man, that timing. maybe the gods are still with us. Dionysus would do this. Loki would do this. Coyote would do it twice.
man, that timing. maybe the gods are still with us. Dionysus would do this. Loki would do this. Coyote would do it twice.
oh my god
September 17, 2026 at 5:47 AM
the funniest part about this is that it was definitely a planned thing that existed months ago before all the current shit but like.
man, that timing. maybe the gods are still with us. Dionysus would do this. Loki would do this. Coyote would do it twice.
man, that timing. maybe the gods are still with us. Dionysus would do this. Loki would do this. Coyote would do it twice.
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are you finding yourself begrudgingly having to respect macklemore because of his perfect views on palestine? just imagine how it felt to learn that the fucking venga boys are arguably more antifascist than rage against the machine
September 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
are you finding yourself begrudgingly having to respect macklemore because of his perfect views on palestine? just imagine how it felt to learn that the fucking venga boys are arguably more antifascist than rage against the machine
I’ve loved my time in Italy but they do not sufficiently treasure Breakfast
September 16, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I’ve loved my time in Italy but they do not sufficiently treasure Breakfast
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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The thing about courage is that it’s contagious.
September 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
The thing about courage is that it’s contagious.
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Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate like:
Star Trek DS9: Kevan's Dazed Walk with Quark
Alt: Star Trek DS9: Keevan's reanimated corpse shambles down a corridor of Empok Nor.
static.klipy.com
July 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mitch McConnell returning to the Senate like:
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The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles
September 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The only LLMs I like are Lovely Lady Muscles
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These tasted tragically weird
Fruity Crisp Oreos (2016-2016): This special edition release featured golden Oreo cookies filled with a creme that was infused with crushed Fruity Pebbles (or, to avoid copyright infringement, 'fun, colorful rice crisp' pieces)
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
These tasted tragically weird
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Think about how much the clip of “Yub Nub” from the original cut of RotJ will be played the day it happens
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The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink
September 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The Algorithm has misinterpreted my breeding kink
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this comforts me in some small way
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
September 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
this comforts me in some small way
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You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying"
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
August 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You have to defend the right for art and media to be "sexually gratifying"
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
You have to defend "gratification"
You have to defend the right for people to get off nasty style
You need to be more disgusted with people who want to say what people can do with their own time and money than x or y kink
A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’
August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A handjob tutorial series called ‘Squeezing the Means of Production’
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i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like
Who’s up worried about what Grimace’s dick looks like?
August 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i’m more intrigued by what grimace’s dick would feel like
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when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems
August 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
when youre at the escape room and your big metal cock ring falls off and rolls down your pant leg and someone thinks thats part of the puzzle <<<<<<<< #FirstWorldProblems
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Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
August 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Weird agency trying to desluttify our female MC: We think this will do quite well to make the Ghostbusters cartoon more wholesome
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
Me: [tossing folder across table] It's called Janinecest. Teens across America are already drawing before and after Janine kissing. Try again
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Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
July 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Average Democratic politician: Zohran Mamdani must answer for the Suez Crisis
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>
Average Democratic voter: <goes to a rally in the pouring rain and holds up a picture of the Nuremberg gallows with various Trump administration figures' faces glued on>