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tyler. minneapolis. if I ask you if you're British, it's illegal for you to lie
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History of the Occult is everything I wanted Late Night with the Devil to be. It's so cool and feels so effortless. Please watch it, I can't overstate how incredible it is.
May 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
History of the Occult is everything I wanted Late Night with the Devil to be. It's so cool and feels so effortless. Please watch it, I can't overstate how incredible it is.
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Wemby: bon matin, mon chere
Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
May 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Wemby: bon matin, mon chere
Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
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Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it
February 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
Flashback to a first date I had with a girl who insisted on taking me to her favorite karaoke bar then got up and sang Hard Knock Life without missing a single n-word
White friends choosing ill-advised hip-hop songs at karaoke: I may disapprove, but I will still sing the hook for you.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Flashback to a first date I had with a girl who insisted on taking me to her favorite karaoke bar then got up and sang Hard Knock Life without missing a single n-word
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Why do all of these Brookings Institute weenies look exactly like this? What incubator are these guys grown in?
January 25, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Why do all of these Brookings Institute weenies look exactly like this? What incubator are these guys grown in?
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Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Three presidents have had their administrations derailed by dome-related scandals
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ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ELON (typing): whats best movies i like
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
GROK: Amazing question! Here's a list that fits your smart taste, cool personality and total badassedness!
1. Ohm Krüger (1941)
2. The Rothschilds (1940)
3. The Love Guru (2008)
4. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
5. Triumph of the Will (1935)
6. Baby Ge
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good night to the communist milfs and socialist cougars only
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
good night to the communist milfs and socialist cougars only
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just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just want to correct everyone: this is the WESTCHESTER KNICKS logo, not the NY Knicks. The G League affiliate, which is fitting.
NY Post/Daily News headline writers have gotta be fully torqued right now
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
NY Post/Daily News headline writers have gotta be fully torqued right now
Will Smith silenced the crowd with a hard smack? What is this, the Academy Awards?
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Will Smith silenced the crowd with a hard smack? What is this, the Academy Awards?
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“Alls I Can Say is.. Yikes!” Internet Ablaze After Viral TikTok Influencer Reveals He’s “Unalived” & Cannibalized Over a Dozen Local Women
Alyslyon Lorenzo-Koch, Web 2.0 Trendwatch
WHOA NELLY! Selling tracking data is how we keep the lights on! Please disable your ad blockers & SUPPORT WOMENS LABOR
Alyslyon Lorenzo-Koch, Web 2.0 Trendwatch
WHOA NELLY! Selling tracking data is how we keep the lights on! Please disable your ad blockers & SUPPORT WOMENS LABOR
September 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Alls I Can Say is.. Yikes!” Internet Ablaze After Viral TikTok Influencer Reveals He’s “Unalived” & Cannibalized Over a Dozen Local Women
Alyslyon Lorenzo-Koch, Web 2.0 Trendwatch
WHOA NELLY! Selling tracking data is how we keep the lights on! Please disable your ad blockers & SUPPORT WOMENS LABOR
Alyslyon Lorenzo-Koch, Web 2.0 Trendwatch
WHOA NELLY! Selling tracking data is how we keep the lights on! Please disable your ad blockers & SUPPORT WOMENS LABOR
no human, beast, or god could invent a better name for a con-man than ‘Giovanni Ribisi’
July 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
no human, beast, or god could invent a better name for a con-man than ‘Giovanni Ribisi’
Underrated Smash Bros map
July 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Underrated Smash Bros map
man’s finally attained peak fe-fi-fo-fum
In a recent meeting with PA teachers union leaders, Fetterman “began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk…”
This man should not be in office.
buckscountybeacon.com/2025/05/penn...
This man should not be in office.
buckscountybeacon.com/2025/05/penn...
Pennsylvania's Democratic Senator John Fetterman Raises Alarms with Outburst at Meeting with Union Officials - Bucks County Beacon
Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one person who ...
buckscountybeacon.com
May 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
man’s finally attained peak fe-fi-fo-fum
I wonder what appeals to Michael Bay about Sydney Sweeney
Michael Bay And Sydney Sweeney Team On Adaptation Of Popular Video Game ‘OutRun’ At Universal.
Michael Bay attached to direct.
deadline.com/2025/04/sydn...
Michael Bay attached to direct.
deadline.com/2025/04/sydn...
April 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I wonder what appeals to Michael Bay about Sydney Sweeney
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for like 50 years television was the evil device that caused brain rot, social isolation, and shortened attention span but now when i think about how fucking difficult it is for me to get and stay engaged in a narrative tv show it seems pretty obvious that things have gotten a lot fucking worse!
April 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
for like 50 years television was the evil device that caused brain rot, social isolation, and shortened attention span but now when i think about how fucking difficult it is for me to get and stay engaged in a narrative tv show it seems pretty obvious that things have gotten a lot fucking worse!
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And1 more thing
April 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
And1 more thing
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An all-time insane quote from the sentencing hearing
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
An all-time insane quote from the sentencing hearing
An all-time insane quote from the sentencing hearing
March 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
An all-time insane quote from the sentencing hearing
I'm Emo Jimbo
Seems Jimmy Butler filed a trademark application for "JIMMY BUTLER" last fall with the US Patents & Trademarks Office through his LLC, to be used on coffee cups and mugs. He also filed one for "JIMMY BUCKETS" and "BIG FACE," as well as a logo👇. But he abandoned his TM application for "EMO JIMBO"
March 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm Emo Jimbo
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Five major airlines are suing to overturn a rule from then-Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg that actually holds airlines accountable for damaging disabled people's wheelchairs. New from me at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Airlines sue to overturn rule against breaking wheelchairs
Major carriers are trying to overturn a Biden-era policy that ended decades of mistreatment.
www.motherjones.com
February 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Five major airlines are suing to overturn a rule from then-Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg that actually holds airlines accountable for damaging disabled people's wheelchairs. New from me at @motherjones.com. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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[Narrowing my eyes as I read that an upcoming horror movie features well-known actors and a lauded screenplay] This'd better not turn out to be a poignant meditation on loss and grief
February 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
[Narrowing my eyes as I read that an upcoming horror movie features well-known actors and a lauded screenplay] This'd better not turn out to be a poignant meditation on loss and grief