worm boy autism MPH
@gosuperdonnie.bsky.social
god’s strongest autistic mess. professionally, accessibility specialist. not professionally, accessibility socialist. cat parent. increasingly cyborgic sparkling water fan. pronouns: xe/xem, it/its, they/them.
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I spilled half a bag of cat food on the floor. My cat, who hasn’t finished her provided food today, scrambled to consume as many pieces as she could. She then proceeded to sit on the remaining mound on the floor like some sort of cat Smaug.
October 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I spilled half a bag of cat food on the floor. My cat, who hasn’t finished her provided food today, scrambled to consume as many pieces as she could. She then proceeded to sit on the remaining mound on the floor like some sort of cat Smaug.
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BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
September 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
July 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
PROTIP: Before responding to a post online, press “X” to equip EYEBALLS to perform the READ action to check if ten people have already said the same exact unfunny non-joke
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smashing her face against the pickle to absorb its mystical energies
September 21, 2026 at 8:38 PM
smashing her face against the pickle to absorb its mystical energies
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you can tell who lacks any grounding in harm reduction by these confident “how dare we meet them where they’re at” takes
September 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
you can tell who lacks any grounding in harm reduction by these confident “how dare we meet them where they’re at” takes
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As is tradition
September 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
As is tradition
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thinking about disc film
September 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
thinking about disc film
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may I help you sir
September 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
may I help you sir
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Many of these issues are real: it's hard to find affordable, accessible housing with the level of in-home supports people actually need. But the issue isn't that regulations make it too hard to build congregate settings
August 27, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Many of these issues are real: it's hard to find affordable, accessible housing with the level of in-home supports people actually need. But the issue isn't that regulations make it too hard to build congregate settings
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One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
August 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
One more great thing about Dolly. She was a paid-up union member — American Federation of Musicians, Local 257, Nashville. And she had been for 58 years. www.afm.org/2026/08/afm-...
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August 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Thinking about my main man big challenges
August 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Thinking about my main man big challenges
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we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
August 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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We thawed Saint Thomas Aquinas in order to see what he'd say about our modern world, and he's been locked in there for four hours just giggling and operating the bidet
"What would this historical figure say about modern society?"
99% of the time the answer to this question is "absolutely pogging out over potatoes"
99% of the time the answer to this question is "absolutely pogging out over potatoes"
August 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
We thawed Saint Thomas Aquinas in order to see what he'd say about our modern world, and he's been locked in there for four hours just giggling and operating the bidet
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Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
August 22, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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this is a point that i feel a lot of people are missing. “race realism” is based on incredibly shoddy research, much of it financed by groups like the Pioneer Fund, which started out in the 30s by funding the distribution of eugenicist Nazi propaganda in the US
You cannot appeal to rigorous academic standards and argue for the inclusion of racist pseudoscience, the most fallacious, damaging, and discredited idea of the past 500 years. You might as well teach doctors to recognize the four humors.
August 21, 2026 at 3:35 PM
this is a point that i feel a lot of people are missing. “race realism” is based on incredibly shoddy research, much of it financed by groups like the Pioneer Fund, which started out in the 30s by funding the distribution of eugenicist Nazi propaganda in the US
me, the first part of this video: if he doesn’t mention Isabel Fall & I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter, I’m going to scream.
me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway.
me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway.
August 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
me, the first part of this video: if he doesn’t mention Isabel Fall & I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter, I’m going to scream.
me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway.
me, the second part of this video: hell yeah. wait. is this situation appropriate for a hell yeah? no. okay. good he’s discussing Fall and ISIAAAH anyway.
and the other thing about combatting vaccine disinfo on the internet is that different audiences need different info/techniques, but everyone can see everything.
(eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear)
(eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear)
It's true that *at an individual level* you should be kind. Don't scream at your anti-vaxx neighbors or whatever.
But when it comes to *public discourse* the most important message is that vaccines save lives and anti-vaxx beliefs kill children. If they feel attacked by that, it's not my problem.
But when it comes to *public discourse* the most important message is that vaccines save lives and anti-vaxx beliefs kill children. If they feel attacked by that, it's not my problem.
August 20, 2026 at 5:21 PM
and the other thing about combatting vaccine disinfo on the internet is that different audiences need different info/techniques, but everyone can see everything.
(eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear)
(eg, doing Science Comms as a profession requires diff techniques from dealing with your antivaxx neighbor, but that’s not always clear)
the bacon wanter has arrived.
August 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
the bacon wanter has arrived.
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hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point??
hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point??
August 15, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point??
hey why is mixmoji posting this Easy Read icon I made at some point??
new Acrobat interface … evil … awful … soul-sucking … makes me want to give up and throw my computer in a ditch …
August 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
new Acrobat interface … evil … awful … soul-sucking … makes me want to give up and throw my computer in a ditch …
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"But I have had to go to the checkout in a chemist's with about eight tubes of KY Jelly and three tubs of Vaseline and explain what's happening when I get strange looks."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Rare turtle Rhossi to be flown 5,000 miles home to Gulf of Mexico
A rare turtle is being flown home to the Caribbean Sea after being found washed up in Wales.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
"But I have had to go to the checkout in a chemist's with about eight tubes of KY Jelly and three tubs of Vaseline and explain what's happening when I get strange looks."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Boolean logic implies seven canonical gender gates: NOT, OR, NOR, AND, NAND, XOR, XNOR
August 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Boolean logic implies seven canonical gender gates: NOT, OR, NOR, AND, NAND, XOR, XNOR