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Pandemic nostalgia era freaks are gonna go to labs and smash vials until we get another one
October 9, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Pandemic nostalgia era freaks are gonna go to labs and smash vials until we get another one
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did someone put uppers in the dnc's water fountains or
Troy Jackson: "The gentleman's name was Johan Sebastian Guerrero. He had a 3 year old daughter. The only mistake he made that morning was going to work. Because Sen. Collins is not willing to stand up to Donald Trump, he was murdered in the streets of Biddeford for doing nothing wrong."
October 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
did someone put uppers in the dnc's water fountains or
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Ten years ago “they have public executions” was regularly cited as proof of the barbarism of countries like Saudi Arabia. Now we’re doing it. I mean, my god, what have we become
The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
apnews.com
October 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Ten years ago “they have public executions” was regularly cited as proof of the barbarism of countries like Saudi Arabia. Now we’re doing it. I mean, my god, what have we become
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I'm not, but I think this is the difference between "as a sentient american I fully understand pete is a big dumb racist sexist rapist idiot" vs "oh I absolutely know that Type of Guy, I've worked with a half dozen of them"
i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth
October 9, 2026 at 3:51 AM
I'm not, but I think this is the difference between "as a sentient american I fully understand pete is a big dumb racist sexist rapist idiot" vs "oh I absolutely know that Type of Guy, I've worked with a half dozen of them"
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if you shoot guns enough (I do), you quickly meet this type of guy, who will tell you just how Excited he is for someone to break into his house so he finally has the excuse he needs to dump a mag into them [and this type of guy is unfortunately quite dominant in US gun culture]
I'm not, but I think this is the difference between "as a sentient american I fully understand pete is a big dumb racist sexist rapist idiot" vs "oh I absolutely know that Type of Guy, I've worked with a half dozen of them"
i am genuinely shocked by the psychotic bloodthirst on display with hegseth
October 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
if you shoot guns enough (I do), you quickly meet this type of guy, who will tell you just how Excited he is for someone to break into his house so he finally has the excuse he needs to dump a mag into them [and this type of guy is unfortunately quite dominant in US gun culture]
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i do feel like trump saying he doesnt care if they nuke california is somthing i've heard expressed in spirit by basically every republican ive spoken with for any length of time. california and new york arent america is just a stated and unstated background belief my entire life
October 8, 2026 at 10:52 AM
i do feel like trump saying he doesnt care if they nuke california is somthing i've heard expressed in spirit by basically every republican ive spoken with for any length of time. california and new york arent america is just a stated and unstated background belief my entire life
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my honest feeling is that if you have a problem with executions being publicly televised then you should have a problem with them happening at all.
October 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
my honest feeling is that if you have a problem with executions being publicly televised then you should have a problem with them happening at all.
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...Wow, the Onion Person is starting to become the next Zei Squirrel.
October 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
...Wow, the Onion Person is starting to become the next Zei Squirrel.
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The Cowboys have basically had 20 years of excellent quarterback play from one guy who went undrafted and another who they took with a 4th rounder
and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
Really funny to remember the Romo vs Dak debates just for them to basically have the same career
October 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The Cowboys have basically had 20 years of excellent quarterback play from one guy who went undrafted and another who they took with a 4th rounder
and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
and in return they have FOUR playoff wins to show for it
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do you know who else has four playoff wins since 2006
ANDREW LUCK
NICK FOLES
KURT WARNER
JIMMY GODDAMN GAROPPOLO
MARK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
ANDREW LUCK
NICK FOLES
KURT WARNER
JIMMY GODDAMN GAROPPOLO
MARK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
October 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
do you know who else has four playoff wins since 2006
ANDREW LUCK
NICK FOLES
KURT WARNER
JIMMY GODDAMN GAROPPOLO
MARK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
ANDREW LUCK
NICK FOLES
KURT WARNER
JIMMY GODDAMN GAROPPOLO
MARK SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
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14th Century London saw murder rates in the 20 to 52 per 100k range.
We’re in the 4ish per 100k range now.
The idea that more visible, unsanitized , public forms of execution deterred murder just doesn’t bear out.
We’re in the 4ish per 100k range now.
The idea that more visible, unsanitized , public forms of execution deterred murder just doesn’t bear out.
Again, difficult to overstate how vile these politics are
October 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
14th Century London saw murder rates in the 20 to 52 per 100k range.
We’re in the 4ish per 100k range now.
The idea that more visible, unsanitized , public forms of execution deterred murder just doesn’t bear out.
We’re in the 4ish per 100k range now.
The idea that more visible, unsanitized , public forms of execution deterred murder just doesn’t bear out.
It's easy guys, oil isn't real.
this was true like 2 months ago and NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED and i just do not understand anything anymore www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Oil Inventories in the West Have Been Exhausted, Vitol CEO Says
Oil inventories in western countries have been exhausted as a result of the Iran war, the boss of the world’s largest independent oil trader said, warning that fuel markets are likely to remain tight ...
www.bloomberg.com
October 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
It's easy guys, oil isn't real.
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a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
The Pentagon says it will livestream the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan
Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
apnews.com
October 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
a livestreamed execution is just a lynching
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1) im not defending their remarks here. 2) red stste voters don't care about that stuff either. They are cultural voters. They think the democratic party is filled with blue haired communists. Dems need to find a better way to disabuse those voters of that notion than trashing trans people but that
October 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
1) im not defending their remarks here. 2) red stste voters don't care about that stuff either. They are cultural voters. They think the democratic party is filled with blue haired communists. Dems need to find a better way to disabuse those voters of that notion than trashing trans people but that
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I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
The news just since I left work:
-A planned livestream of an execution by firing squad
-Trump basically trying to incite a pogrom against Somalis
Nothing mysterious or complicated about what's happening.
-A planned livestream of an execution by firing squad
-Trump basically trying to incite a pogrom against Somalis
Nothing mysterious or complicated about what's happening.
October 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Counter point, mistakes happen and this sounds more like an airing of personal grievances
COMMENTARY: Colorado's latest election error doesn't appear to be the fault of SOS Jena Griswold, which is a refreshing change.
But it doesn't inspire confidence in the Front Range Passenger Rail project. And it further hurts voters' trust in our elections.
But it doesn't inspire confidence in the Front Range Passenger Rail project. And it further hurts voters' trust in our elections.
October 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Counter point, mistakes happen and this sounds more like an airing of personal grievances
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Look at this magnificent perfect pupper.
Capone has a meeting and greet tomorrow with a potential adopter.❤️
October 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Look at this magnificent perfect pupper.
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"New Onion makes weird "jokes" about how Poles are stupid" is something that seems baffling until you realize that hang-ups about the Poles are something very common in late Imperial Russian and early Soviet geopolitical commentary
Have you considered the unmined humor in ‘boy Polish people are stupid’? Surely no one has made all of those jokes
October 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
"New Onion makes weird "jokes" about how Poles are stupid" is something that seems baffling until you realize that hang-ups about the Poles are something very common in late Imperial Russian and early Soviet geopolitical commentary
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Have you considered the unmined humor in ‘boy Polish people are stupid’? Surely no one has made all of those jokes
October 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Have you considered the unmined humor in ‘boy Polish people are stupid’? Surely no one has made all of those jokes
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At least Collins’ son didn’t have any shady laptops
Q: Many feel you have not addressed the fact your son in law is a white supremacist influencer. What have you said to your family?
COLLINS: That's my family
OSSOFF: Imagine running for Senate while neo-Nazi propaganda is disseminated to an audience of millions from your home. That's Mike Collins.
COLLINS: That's my family
OSSOFF: Imagine running for Senate while neo-Nazi propaganda is disseminated to an audience of millions from your home. That's Mike Collins.
October 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
At least Collins’ son didn’t have any shady laptops
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I like AOC as prez but I really want to see Ossoff ask Vance point blank what’s on his hard drive
October 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I like AOC as prez but I really want to see Ossoff ask Vance point blank what’s on his hard drive
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I will not vote for any candidate who does not promise to hold the American League Central accountable for its actions. And I am not alone.
October 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I will not vote for any candidate who does not promise to hold the American League Central accountable for its actions. And I am not alone.
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Given that there is not likely to be a national, bipartisan demand for accountability in the wake of Trump — the major distinction with Nixon — any accountability, civil or criminal, will be a partisan and political project that I think should be pursued as vigorously as possible.
October 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Given that there is not likely to be a national, bipartisan demand for accountability in the wake of Trump — the major distinction with Nixon — any accountability, civil or criminal, will be a partisan and political project that I think should be pursued as vigorously as possible.
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yesssss
On Supreme Court term limits:
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
Sen. Susan Collins: “Absolutely not. I’m sure that Troy wants to pack the court.”
Troy Jackson: “I wouldn’t have to pack it if you didn’t put in Kavanaugh."
October 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
yesssss