D.B. Jarvis
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What do you mean she’s into me because I remind her of Charlie Swan?
How could I aspire to that level of daddy?!
How could I aspire to that level of daddy?!
Charlie Swan: I Know Things
ALT: Charlie Swan: I Know Things
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August 26, 2026 at 12:02 PM
What do you mean she’s into me because I remind her of Charlie Swan?
How could I aspire to that level of daddy?!
How could I aspire to that level of daddy?!
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In honor of this morning's news.
August 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
In honor of this morning's news.
I knew I would really enjoy Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma when I was walking in.
I had no clue I was about to see my new obsession. It felt a little bit like watching Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain.
Jane Schoenbrun rules, horror rules. I yield my time, fuck you.
I had no clue I was about to see my new obsession. It felt a little bit like watching Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain.
Jane Schoenbrun rules, horror rules. I yield my time, fuck you.
August 23, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I knew I would really enjoy Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma when I was walking in.
I had no clue I was about to see my new obsession. It felt a little bit like watching Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain.
Jane Schoenbrun rules, horror rules. I yield my time, fuck you.
I had no clue I was about to see my new obsession. It felt a little bit like watching Psycho from the perspective of the shower curtain.
Jane Schoenbrun rules, horror rules. I yield my time, fuck you.
Mortal Shell 2 asks the question, what if Dark Souls 2 but Bloodborne too?
August 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Mortal Shell 2 asks the question, what if Dark Souls 2 but Bloodborne too?
There is only one carpenter whose gospel I follow and his initials are JC.
August 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
There is only one carpenter whose gospel I follow and his initials are JC.
Still thinking about this
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
August 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Still thinking about this
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In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
August 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
Remember when Tuvok did a mind meld on Charles Lee Ray which turned them both into terrifying serial killers?
Voyager rules.
Voyager rules.
August 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Remember when Tuvok did a mind meld on Charles Lee Ray which turned them both into terrifying serial killers?
Voyager rules.
Voyager rules.
Trying to figure which karaoke songs says I’m both a top and a princess.
The Smiths are a front runner.
The Smiths are a front runner.
August 14, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Trying to figure which karaoke songs says I’m both a top and a princess.
The Smiths are a front runner.
The Smiths are a front runner.
Had to pick up a copy of Mary by Nat Cassidy after finishing the audiobook, needed a shelf trophy for a book that great.
A couple extra books wandered into hands at the store. Oops!
A couple extra books wandered into hands at the store. Oops!
August 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Had to pick up a copy of Mary by Nat Cassidy after finishing the audiobook, needed a shelf trophy for a book that great.
A couple extra books wandered into hands at the store. Oops!
A couple extra books wandered into hands at the store. Oops!
Small book haul for this week
July 24, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Small book haul for this week
Professor X and Apocalypse arguing is just Ross Marquand working out his issues with incredible range.
July 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Professor X and Apocalypse arguing is just Ross Marquand working out his issues with incredible range.
Ban the skip intro button until I touch the remote. How dare you suggest I want to skip the X-Men ‘97 intro.
July 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Ban the skip intro button until I touch the remote. How dare you suggest I want to skip the X-Men ‘97 intro.
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Tomorrow, the 2nd-to-last episode of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER drops on AMC+ and Shudder.
I wrote this one.
When a showrunner sits down to write an episode, it better be good. I hope it hits you. I’m very proud of it.
Judith Light owns this episode. It’s a gut-punch.
+ Robert Sean Leonard!!!
I wrote this one.
When a showrunner sits down to write an episode, it better be good. I hope it hits you. I’m very proud of it.
Judith Light owns this episode. It’s a gut-punch.
+ Robert Sean Leonard!!!
June 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Tomorrow, the 2nd-to-last episode of THE TERROR: DEVIL IN SILVER drops on AMC+ and Shudder.
I wrote this one.
When a showrunner sits down to write an episode, it better be good. I hope it hits you. I’m very proud of it.
Judith Light owns this episode. It’s a gut-punch.
+ Robert Sean Leonard!!!
I wrote this one.
When a showrunner sits down to write an episode, it better be good. I hope it hits you. I’m very proud of it.
Judith Light owns this episode. It’s a gut-punch.
+ Robert Sean Leonard!!!
Reading Terry Pratchett has convinced me that all the great sentences were already written.
June 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Reading Terry Pratchett has convinced me that all the great sentences were already written.
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He also wore this while recording Lower Decks.
June 3, 2026 at 6:42 AM
He also wore this while recording Lower Decks.
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I haven’t been so humbled by a starting boss since Grafted Scion. thanks Mina the Hollower!
May 29, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I haven’t been so humbled by a starting boss since Grafted Scion. thanks Mina the Hollower!
So you’re telling me that creative writing is just taking those fake arguments and scenarios in my head, making them sound significantly less stupid, and writing it down?
And it’s free?!
And it’s free?!
February 28, 2026 at 11:03 AM
So you’re telling me that creative writing is just taking those fake arguments and scenarios in my head, making them sound significantly less stupid, and writing it down?
And it’s free?!
And it’s free?!
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So many people in the industry don’t want their name next to their abuser in google searches & don’t want that persons name to be the first thing you think of when you hear theirs, and they ask friends to keep their mouths shut as a result. So if you hear someone is shitty or a predator, BELIEVE IT.
February 27, 2026 at 9:30 PM
So many people in the industry don’t want their name next to their abuser in google searches & don’t want that persons name to be the first thing you think of when you hear theirs, and they ask friends to keep their mouths shut as a result. So if you hear someone is shitty or a predator, BELIEVE IT.
Any recommendations for Star Trek releases with solid bonus features and/or commentary? Slowly transitioning back to physical media and I’d love to start with Trek.
#startrek
#startrek
February 26, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Any recommendations for Star Trek releases with solid bonus features and/or commentary? Slowly transitioning back to physical media and I’d love to start with Trek.
#startrek
#startrek
Predator: Badlands Is the perfect balance of hand-wavey, no explanation sci-fi and lets dive into xenoecology sci-fi 💙
So much fun, hitting the annual rotation for sure
So much fun, hitting the annual rotation for sure
February 23, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Predator: Badlands Is the perfect balance of hand-wavey, no explanation sci-fi and lets dive into xenoecology sci-fi 💙
So much fun, hitting the annual rotation for sure
So much fun, hitting the annual rotation for sure
Throwing myself back into the Black Library by listening to Angel Exterminatus.
Ooooh yeah, that’s some tasty heresy right there.
Ooooh yeah, that’s some tasty heresy right there.
February 22, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Throwing myself back into the Black Library by listening to Angel Exterminatus.
Ooooh yeah, that’s some tasty heresy right there.
Ooooh yeah, that’s some tasty heresy right there.
It’s time to give the people (me) what they want (need): Trekolumbo/Treks-Files. Whatever you wanna call it.
Just gimme that lovely Trek paint job on a weirdo Starfleet mysteries series.
Just gimme that lovely Trek paint job on a weirdo Starfleet mysteries series.
February 21, 2026 at 5:07 AM
It’s time to give the people (me) what they want (need): Trekolumbo/Treks-Files. Whatever you wanna call it.
Just gimme that lovely Trek paint job on a weirdo Starfleet mysteries series.
Just gimme that lovely Trek paint job on a weirdo Starfleet mysteries series.
The Next Generation Pip’d
S7E15 - Lower Decks: 5/4.
Truly exceptional, a standout in any season but especially in season seven. A fitting addition to The Black Mountain
#tng
S7E15 - Lower Decks: 5/4.
Truly exceptional, a standout in any season but especially in season seven. A fitting addition to The Black Mountain
#tng
February 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The Next Generation Pip’d
S7E15 - Lower Decks: 5/4.
Truly exceptional, a standout in any season but especially in season seven. A fitting addition to The Black Mountain
#tng
S7E15 - Lower Decks: 5/4.
Truly exceptional, a standout in any season but especially in season seven. A fitting addition to The Black Mountain
#tng