Harrison Fork
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2024 has proven that the multi-verse is real... and that we're in the dumb universe. 2025 is, so far, further corroboration of that hypothesis.
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Harrison Fork
@harrisonfork.com
· Dec 19
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Release the #EpsteinFiles
Release the #EpsteinFiles
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U.S. Sen. Ed Markey has won Tuesday's Democratic primary, according to a race call from The Associated Press. The veteran progressive fended off a challenge from U.S. Rep. Seth Moulton, who had called for a new generation of leadership.
Markey defeats Moulton in U.S Senate primary
Incumbent U.S. Sen. Ed Markey has won the Massachusetts Democratic primary for his seat. The veteran progressive fended off a challenge from U.S. Rep. Seth Moulton, who had called for a new generation of leadership.
trib.al
September 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
U.S. Sen. Ed Markey has won Tuesday's Democratic primary, according to a race call from The Associated Press. The veteran progressive fended off a challenge from U.S. Rep. Seth Moulton, who had called for a new generation of leadership.
It used to be "𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑺"
𝑯uron, 𝑶ntario, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie, 𝑺uperior
Now it's "𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬"
𝑺uperior, 𝑯uron, 𝑨merica, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie
He turned homes into shame - a fitting metaphor for everything about him.
𝑯uron, 𝑶ntario, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie, 𝑺uperior
Now it's "𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬"
𝑺uperior, 𝑯uron, 𝑨merica, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie
He turned homes into shame - a fitting metaphor for everything about him.
August 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
It used to be "𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑺"
𝑯uron, 𝑶ntario, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie, 𝑺uperior
Now it's "𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬"
𝑺uperior, 𝑯uron, 𝑨merica, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie
He turned homes into shame - a fitting metaphor for everything about him.
𝑯uron, 𝑶ntario, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie, 𝑺uperior
Now it's "𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬"
𝑺uperior, 𝑯uron, 𝑨merica, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie
He turned homes into shame - a fitting metaphor for everything about him.
The banana-forward Rum Runner was created by "Tiki John" Elber at the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida in the 1970s
1oz 151
1oz Light rum
1oz Banana liqueur
1/2oz Blackberry liqueur
1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur
1/4oz Grenadine
1oz Pineapple juice
1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice
1oz 151
1oz Light rum
1oz Banana liqueur
1/2oz Blackberry liqueur
1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur
1/4oz Grenadine
1oz Pineapple juice
1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice
June 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The banana-forward Rum Runner was created by "Tiki John" Elber at the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida in the 1970s
1oz 151
1oz Light rum
1oz Banana liqueur
1/2oz Blackberry liqueur
1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur
1/4oz Grenadine
1oz Pineapple juice
1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice
1oz 151
1oz Light rum
1oz Banana liqueur
1/2oz Blackberry liqueur
1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur
1/4oz Grenadine
1oz Pineapple juice
1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice
Now that it's over, I can officially say that May 2026 was one of the worst months on record. Seriously. It can fuck all the way off.
June 1, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Now that it's over, I can officially say that May 2026 was one of the worst months on record. Seriously. It can fuck all the way off.
"Paxton is good because he wants to eliminate the filibuster."
"Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster."
What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?
"Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster."
What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?
May 19, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"Paxton is good because he wants to eliminate the filibuster."
"Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster."
What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?
"Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster."
What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?
It's getting fancy in here.
Jungle Bird
1.5oz blackstrap rum
3/4oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
1/2oz Demerara syrup
1/2oz lime juice
Applewood smoke bubble
Jungle Bird
1.5oz blackstrap rum
3/4oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
1/2oz Demerara syrup
1/2oz lime juice
Applewood smoke bubble
March 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It's getting fancy in here.
Jungle Bird
1.5oz blackstrap rum
3/4oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
1/2oz Demerara syrup
1/2oz lime juice
Applewood smoke bubble
Jungle Bird
1.5oz blackstrap rum
3/4oz Campari
1.5oz pineapple juice
1/2oz Demerara syrup
1/2oz lime juice
Applewood smoke bubble
The "stay logged in" checkbox is the biggest lie on the internet.
March 25, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The "stay logged in" checkbox is the biggest lie on the internet.
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Hell of a way to spend Rumspringa, Brother Hezekiah.
The poster child for “OTHERWISE UNEMPLOYABLE”
March 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Hell of a way to spend Rumspringa, Brother Hezekiah.
I'm no gun safety expert, but I can definitely see a problem here
March 24, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I'm no gun safety expert, but I can definitely see a problem here
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Every 2028 Democratic hopeful must be asked if they intend to investigate and prosecute this blatant fraud under their leadership.
Anything other than a full-throated yes should be disqualifying.
We’re not “moving forward.” We’re not “hand-waving this away for the sake of the country.”
Anything other than a full-throated yes should be disqualifying.
We’re not “moving forward.” We’re not “hand-waving this away for the sake of the country.”
The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…
March 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Every 2028 Democratic hopeful must be asked if they intend to investigate and prosecute this blatant fraud under their leadership.
Anything other than a full-throated yes should be disqualifying.
We’re not “moving forward.” We’re not “hand-waving this away for the sake of the country.”
Anything other than a full-throated yes should be disqualifying.
We’re not “moving forward.” We’re not “hand-waving this away for the sake of the country.”
MarQuayne gets the support of the guy whose stroke-induced brain damage turned him Republican. No one should be surprised.
ALERT: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) votes YES on Markwayne Mullin nomination to be Homeland Security Secretary
Fetterman helps Mullin salvage an 8-7 vote of support from the Senate Homeland Security Cmte
Fetterman helps Mullin salvage an 8-7 vote of support from the Senate Homeland Security Cmte
March 19, 2026 at 3:39 PM
MarQuayne gets the support of the guy whose stroke-induced brain damage turned him Republican. No one should be surprised.
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The price of oil isn't coming down anytime soon. Top off your tank daily and get those oil changes scheduled and taken care of.
Iran’s attacks on Qatar have damaged facilities that produce 17% of the company’s LNG export capacity and it will take 3 to 5 years to repair them, QatarEnergy CEO Saad al-Kaabi told Reuters in an interview on Thursday.-Reuters
March 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The price of oil isn't coming down anytime soon. Top off your tank daily and get those oil changes scheduled and taken care of.
A humuhumunukunukuapua'a in a humuhumunukunukuapua'a mug.
Fun fact: the humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii.
2oz gin
1/2oz Orgeat
3/4oz pineapple juice
3/4oz lemon juice
2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
Fun fact: the humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii.
2oz gin
1/2oz Orgeat
3/4oz pineapple juice
3/4oz lemon juice
2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
March 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A humuhumunukunukuapua'a in a humuhumunukunukuapua'a mug.
Fun fact: the humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii.
2oz gin
1/2oz Orgeat
3/4oz pineapple juice
3/4oz lemon juice
2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
Fun fact: the humuhumunukunukuapua'a is the state fish of Hawaii.
2oz gin
1/2oz Orgeat
3/4oz pineapple juice
3/4oz lemon juice
2 dashes Peychaud's bitters
Reposted by Harrison Fork
March 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There's an old saying: "Give someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma today. Teach someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma everyday."
Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.
Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.
March 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
There's an old saying: "Give someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma today. Teach someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma everyday."
Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.
Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.
Is he really asking "What if we go full genocide in Iran, then let everyone else deal with the aftermath?"
March 18, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Is he really asking "What if we go full genocide in Iran, then let everyone else deal with the aftermath?"
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Enveloping a Fish House Punch in rich oak smoke helps emulate the fire-warmed social club hall of the Schuylkill Fishing Company, where George Washington and the Marquis de Lafayette were known to consume this punch.
2oz Dark Rum
1oz Cognac
3/4 tsp Peach Brandy
1oz Lemon Juice
1oz Simple
4oz Ice
2oz Dark Rum
1oz Cognac
3/4 tsp Peach Brandy
1oz Lemon Juice
1oz Simple
4oz Ice
March 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Enveloping a Fish House Punch in rich oak smoke helps emulate the fire-warmed social club hall of the Schuylkill Fishing Company, where George Washington and the Marquis de Lafayette were known to consume this punch.
2oz Dark Rum
1oz Cognac
3/4 tsp Peach Brandy
1oz Lemon Juice
1oz Simple
4oz Ice
2oz Dark Rum
1oz Cognac
3/4 tsp Peach Brandy
1oz Lemon Juice
1oz Simple
4oz Ice
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The default assumption needs to be that every dramatic war video on social media is an AI fake until proven otherwise.
"Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
"Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online
The technology has been used to create misleading fakes before. But never at this scale.
www.nytimes.com
March 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The default assumption needs to be that every dramatic war video on social media is an AI fake until proven otherwise.
"Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
"Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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👇 U.S Army just awarded a $20B contract to this company.
#demsec #kleptocracy
abcnews.com/US/trump-son...
#demsec #kleptocracy
abcnews.com/US/trump-son...
Trump sons investing in domestic drone production businesses
The FCC banned the use of foreign-made drones and components in December.
abcnews.com
March 14, 2026 at 1:04 PM
👇 U.S Army just awarded a $20B contract to this company.
#demsec #kleptocracy
abcnews.com/US/trump-son...
#demsec #kleptocracy
abcnews.com/US/trump-son...
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👇 Support Dr. Kimberly Hardy & help her flip the district!
@kimberlyhardync.bsky.social
#NCpol #NC-07 #demsec
secure.actblue.com/donate/bcdww...
@kimberlyhardync.bsky.social
#NCpol #NC-07 #demsec
secure.actblue.com/donate/bcdww...
Register for BCDW "Women Saving Democracy" Luncheon
Join Us For The Brunswick County Democratic Women's 1st Annual Fundraising Luncheon Keynote speaker: Dr. Kimberly Hardy, Candidate NC 7 Congressional District
secure.actblue.com
March 13, 2026 at 6:37 PM
👇 Support Dr. Kimberly Hardy & help her flip the district!
@kimberlyhardync.bsky.social
#NCpol #NC-07 #demsec
secure.actblue.com/donate/bcdww...
@kimberlyhardync.bsky.social
#NCpol #NC-07 #demsec
secure.actblue.com/donate/bcdww...
Reposted by Harrison Fork
March 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Harrison Fork
This race isn’t over.
Northwest Georgia showed up in a BIG way, and now we head to a runoff.
Momentum is real. The coalition is growing.
Let’s finish what we started.
On to the runoff. #GA14
Northwest Georgia showed up in a BIG way, and now we head to a runoff.
Momentum is real. The coalition is growing.
Let’s finish what we started.
On to the runoff. #GA14
March 11, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This race isn’t over.
Northwest Georgia showed up in a BIG way, and now we head to a runoff.
Momentum is real. The coalition is growing.
Let’s finish what we started.
On to the runoff. #GA14
Northwest Georgia showed up in a BIG way, and now we head to a runoff.
Momentum is real. The coalition is growing.
Let’s finish what we started.
On to the runoff. #GA14