Richard
@hellboundholdout.bsky.social
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testing out bluesky as a replacement for ykw.
testing out bluesky as a replacement for ykw.
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Richard
@hellboundholdout.bsky.social
· Jan 29
No, thanks.
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I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older
September 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I like to think Betty White is up there somewhere, getting even older
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At its core, chess is all about taking turns
September 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
At its core, chess is all about taking turns
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Don't listen to the discourse about Halloween getting closer. They're trying to scare you
September 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Don't listen to the discourse about Halloween getting closer. They're trying to scare you
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It finally happened. AI came for my day job
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
futurism.com
September 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It finally happened. AI came for my day job
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Full Metal Jack Off
“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
September 30, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Full Metal Jack Off
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“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
September 30, 2026 at 8:55 PM
“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
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Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different
September 30, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Sorry to your mom but i'm different 😭😭 [Learning your mom is dead] Oh shit lmao. I'm Extremely different
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The rural man loves two things above all else:
1) Limited government that stays out of our business
2) The ability to point the limited government like a gun at a neighbor who doesn’t mow their lawn with the fanatical zeal of a retiree with a riding mower and no hobbies who hates his wife
1) Limited government that stays out of our business
2) The ability to point the limited government like a gun at a neighbor who doesn’t mow their lawn with the fanatical zeal of a retiree with a riding mower and no hobbies who hates his wife
September 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The rural man loves two things above all else:
1) Limited government that stays out of our business
2) The ability to point the limited government like a gun at a neighbor who doesn’t mow their lawn with the fanatical zeal of a retiree with a riding mower and no hobbies who hates his wife
1) Limited government that stays out of our business
2) The ability to point the limited government like a gun at a neighbor who doesn’t mow their lawn with the fanatical zeal of a retiree with a riding mower and no hobbies who hates his wife
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
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Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
October 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations
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what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
July 28, 2023 at 5:07 PM
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness
October 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
replying "You mean this?" and attaching an image of something that happens to have the same name as one of the words you said, its portrait orientation and astonishing size eclipsing your original post and banishing it into darkness
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I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
September 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
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they are on Threads fighting to the death over whether or not it is ableist for an author to use the word “scrying" (people might not know the definition!). how beautiful. people staring into their phones and getting so emotional over “scrying.” perhaps there really is magic in reflective surfaces!
June 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
they are on Threads fighting to the death over whether or not it is ableist for an author to use the word “scrying" (people might not know the definition!). how beautiful. people staring into their phones and getting so emotional over “scrying.” perhaps there really is magic in reflective surfaces!
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5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony
October 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
5'6" roommate got caught in the glue trap while getting a midnight snack woke up to him squeaking in agony
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Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
October 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Life pro tip: If "adulting" is proving to be too hard, try drinking alcohol during and throughout the day
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GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 1, 2026 at 7:50 PM
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
October 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs
August 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs
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![@murrman5
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreic4vowl7y6hnvd6ju5pijqkzf7572x7enwcclyz6e6agvxpuznjbu)
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![Singer Taylor Swift is one of the people who have been labeled "spiritually Israeli".[1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreie344foub6upvr5cq2ga7yurhjnklffjq435aoknanz7adai7zody)