Captain Cuddles
@heradasha.bsky.social
Be gay, do crimes
TERFs can gtfo. Free Palestine. She/they.
TERFs can gtfo. Free Palestine. She/they.
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if posts are skeets, then threads can be ropes
September 19, 2026 at 4:19 PM
if posts are skeets, then threads can be ropes
Needs some copaganda
this is what the segments would look like on a left-wing fox news right now
- should trump be impeached over gas prices?
- a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened
- hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies
- another gas price segment
- silly animals
- should trump be impeached over gas prices?
- a count of the number of times he said the strait was opened
- hegseths obsession with erect penis and hairless bodies
- another gas price segment
- silly animals
September 19, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Needs some copaganda
This research is interesting but The reality of it is so brutal. So a blood test can confirm a brain injury from ipv, and then that brain injury confirmation can be used against victims in custody battles?
What are we doing as a society?
What are we doing as a society?
September 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
This research is interesting but The reality of it is so brutal. So a blood test can confirm a brain injury from ipv, and then that brain injury confirmation can be used against victims in custody battles?
What are we doing as a society?
What are we doing as a society?
Why are so many Toronto urbanists seemingly incapable of using alt text on here?
From the city manager to columnists... Is it so difficult to make your content accessible?
From the city manager to columnists... Is it so difficult to make your content accessible?
September 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Why are so many Toronto urbanists seemingly incapable of using alt text on here?
From the city manager to columnists... Is it so difficult to make your content accessible?
From the city manager to columnists... Is it so difficult to make your content accessible?
I can't tell if I still have a fever or if my apartment is just humid AF.
Either way, ick.
Either way, ick.
September 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I can't tell if I still have a fever or if my apartment is just humid AF.
Either way, ick.
Either way, ick.
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Think of all the sins Edmund Pevensie would've committed if he had access to modern candies and treats or, like, cocaine.
April 20, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Think of all the sins Edmund Pevensie would've committed if he had access to modern candies and treats or, like, cocaine.
Diverting a river, albeit slightly, to find a body is a lot, but they should do it now while water is low.
No one wants to find the body in the spring.
No one wants to find the body in the spring.
September 19, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Diverting a river, albeit slightly, to find a body is a lot, but they should do it now while water is low.
No one wants to find the body in the spring.
No one wants to find the body in the spring.
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Well that happened quickly.
Almost like the PM's been thinking about this for a while.
Almost like the PM's been thinking about this for a while.
September 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Well that happened quickly.
Almost like the PM's been thinking about this for a while.
Almost like the PM's been thinking about this for a while.
Everything I read just makes me want to scream.
September 19, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Everything I read just makes me want to scream.
I've been writing my MP begging to cancel a safe third country agreement for so long.
Why is Canada supporting this?
Why is Canada supporting this?
Trump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children
Trump ally Stephen Miller leads sweeping push to accelerate removal of migrant children
Exclusive: key White House loyalist orchestrating multi-agency effort condemned by critics as cruel and racist
www.theguardian.com
September 19, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I've been writing my MP begging to cancel a safe third country agreement for so long.
Why is Canada supporting this?
Why is Canada supporting this?
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incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
September 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
But the funny way he moved his hands like Trump right
Stop fighting kids in court and use the money to follow legal orders for ISC to stop discriminating against children www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
Carney government files 3rd court challenge in First Nations child welfare complaint | CBC News
The Carney government has filed its third court challenge in a year as a longstanding fight with First Nations organizations over the future of their communities' child and family services continues. ...
www.cbc.ca
September 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
But the funny way he moved his hands like Trump right
Electric Circus Day Parties
I think they should bring Electric Circus back, but not try to market it to a new demo. Middle aged afternoon TV raves.
September 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Electric Circus Day Parties
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God damn it. I might need to log into Facebook to see what all my Danish friends say.
What the fuck
What the fuck
September 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
God damn it. I might need to log into Facebook to see what all my Danish friends say.
What the fuck
What the fuck
Nah what the fuck Denmark?
September 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Nah what the fuck Denmark?
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What the absolute fuck? www.dr.dk/nyheder/sene...
September 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
What the absolute fuck? www.dr.dk/nyheder/sene...
It's happening in Canada, too, and I don't know that I would blame the US for it.
They really should be explicit in the headline that the rise in South Asian hate rhetoric is stemming directly from the united states government.
September 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It's happening in Canada, too, and I don't know that I would blame the US for it.
The Traitors (2026)
September 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The Traitors (2026)
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You certainly wouldn't want to offend the public's delicate sensibilities by publishing all the details of how this police officer sold the home address of targets to known assassins to carry out hits. People might get the impression that the cop isn't a good guy!
"Justice Laura Bird ruled that some transcripts of recordings will remain under a publication ban, concluding that inflammatory comments attributed to Constable Barnhardt would 'deeply offend' the public and create an indelible impression on potential jurors." www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
Shooter-for-hire attacks linked to Toronto police constable’s licence plate searches, Project South documents allege
Constable Timothy Barnhardt was allegedly paid by criminal figures to search addresses that were later relayed to hired gunmen
www.theglobeandmail.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
You certainly wouldn't want to offend the public's delicate sensibilities by publishing all the details of how this police officer sold the home address of targets to known assassins to carry out hits. People might get the impression that the cop isn't a good guy!
Sorry the (alleged) sex trafficker Andrew Tate is complaining on Twitter about his rights in jail?
He has a Twitter? In jail?
Did his victims get to use Twitter?
He has a Twitter? In jail?
Did his victims get to use Twitter?
September 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Sorry the (alleged) sex trafficker Andrew Tate is complaining on Twitter about his rights in jail?
He has a Twitter? In jail?
Did his victims get to use Twitter?
He has a Twitter? In jail?
Did his victims get to use Twitter?
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So many parts of this story are an indictment of so many things. American car culture, the lack of accessibility for pedestrian travel, the size of modern truck, clout culture.
But also, if he lifted her into his truck he knew it wasn’t no damn deer.
But also, if he lifted her into his truck he knew it wasn’t no damn deer.
September 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
So many parts of this story are an indictment of so many things. American car culture, the lack of accessibility for pedestrian travel, the size of modern truck, clout culture.
But also, if he lifted her into his truck he knew it wasn’t no damn deer.
But also, if he lifted her into his truck he knew it wasn’t no damn deer.
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Sparkling Water #LakeOntario #Toronto
September 18, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Sparkling Water #LakeOntario #Toronto
My immediate thought: Taskmaster house?
September 18, 2026 at 5:47 PM
My immediate thought: Taskmaster house?