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she/they ~ 30 ~ trashy fat queer
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July 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all!
🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty.
🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.
June 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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Kind of loving the Garth Ennis critical redemption arc that’s been happening post The Boys tv show ending being less than well received.
June 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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boys and girls
May 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Boss, those are the Gravel Teens. They were a glorified child soldier unit who thought they could use a has-been XO to influence the system from whithin.
Be careful, I hear they're completely financial now, a ghost among ghosts.
April 29, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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March 28, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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every comment section needs at least one guy just fucking losing it for no reason
March 25, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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March 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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At chili’s
March 25, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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1. I got your nose
2. Think fast, softskull - hi-yah!
3. What would Chairman Bob do?
4. If you ask me we could use less "Active shooters" and more "shooters for grandma's tweets"
5. Silence, grandchild. 5000 years banishment in primordial chaos realm for ye
6. Come give grandma a hug for free
March 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Perfect email
March 19, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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brooklyn dad defiant… mueller, she wrote… and the woke ginger, so easily forgotten
March 19, 2026 at 4:49 AM
March 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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FUUUCK PANIC BUY THE 90 DOLLAR IBERICO HAM FROM COSTCO NOW
Trump: We're cutting all trade with Spain
March 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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"all white trans girls had a nazi phase" voted #1 all-time phrase among people currently undergoing what they will later quite unduly extend themselves the charity to call a terf "phase"
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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"all white trans girls had a nazi phase" voted #1 all-time phrase among people who won't break mutual over retweeting graham linehan
"All white trans girls had a nazi phase" was a grotesque misunderstanding of the phenomena where trans girls in the aughts/10s migrated to Edgy Dirtbag Spaces because the channers who would put up with the guy in the group chat that posts hotglue pics of his figures would put up with you being faggy
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
[meeting old friends for coffee]
ME: hey ellen! here ahead of rob, eh. did you ever get him to cut out the ancient egypt thing
ELLEN: pretty sure so yeah? he doesn't go by rob anymore tho
[busted ass white boy appears wearing a nemes and false beard]
MERENPTAH: 𓄤𓆗𓀀𓉑𓆾𓂀𓈝
ELLEN: jesus fucking christ
March 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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OCELOT: So as you can see, riding a horse is second nature to me. That's the only reason that one chick who convinced you to sleep with her might or might not have done a wheelie on my face in front of you
VENOM SNAKE: For all I know that's very true and helpful. Thank you
actually really funny to imagine revolver ocelot showing up to venom knowing full well he cant pull him on his bullshit like "Yes It's Me, Your Best Friend Who's Always Looked Like This"
March 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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a poem called "not for honor but for you", from castration is for everybody
August 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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As Homeland Security’s siege on Minneapolis enters its third week, locals are volunteering for patrol shifts, protesting in the streets, and keeping one another up to date in group texts.

Read more from @scottmeslow.bsky.social in Minneapolis:
It’s worse than it looks in Minneapolis
But locals are organizing to keep each other safe from ICE agents.
www.theverge.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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a government can just be top-to-bottom scheming viziers except the monarch - whose life of dissolution, god-mocking arrogance, and desperation to be seen and loved for his finery have made him into a hollow, senile shell of a man long before his time. This happens all the time and goes fine
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Mr. Bean Podcast
(rerun)
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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H.E.R.B.I.E. holds it all for you
June 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM