hurmphry
@hurmphry.bsky.social
Here from the bird site, looking for my computer friends. He/him. Movies and stuff. Abolish ICE
Marrying someone on the ace spectrum really puts into perspective how much of a horny lil freak you are
August 11, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Marrying someone on the ace spectrum really puts into perspective how much of a horny lil freak you are
I contaged my wife with The Piss
May 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I contaged my wife with The Piss
Marriage is difficult, I guess.
May 26, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Marriage is difficult, I guess.
I would like for my wife to join me in bed
February 22, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I would like for my wife to join me in bed
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look at them. murderers itching to murder again but these people chose to stay, to film, to witness, to risk being next, to risk having their families targeted, their names dragged through the mud before their bodies are even cold. i wish they did not have to be brave but i'm grateful that they are.
From Whittier a few hrs ago—after shooting & killing an ICE responder in Minneapolis, 37 yr old Alex Pretti, DHS agents brutalized a crowd that gathered & flooded the area w/ tear gas.
@andral404.bsky.social captured this moment against a building where a fed then pointed his rifle at someone.
@andral404.bsky.social captured this moment against a building where a fed then pointed his rifle at someone.
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
look at them. murderers itching to murder again but these people chose to stay, to film, to witness, to risk being next, to risk having their families targeted, their names dragged through the mud before their bodies are even cold. i wish they did not have to be brave but i'm grateful that they are.
Trump is so evil I miss Biden
January 19, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Trump is so evil I miss Biden
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I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.
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HELL YEAH!!
Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!
And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!
So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!
And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!
So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
San Diego Comic-Con will no longer allow AI 'art' to be displayed at their event
"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"
This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
"Material created by AI either partially or wholly, is not allowed in the art show"
This follows backlash from artists after SDCC initially indicated AI-generated work would be permitted
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 PM
HELL YEAH!!
Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!
And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!
So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
Look at what we did TOGETHER! Comic-con has quietly changed their language and will NOT allow GenAi imagery in their art show!
And this happened because you all wrote letters, and shared your concerns! Speaking up works EVERY time!
So congrats friends! We did this together!!!
🙌🙌💖💖💖
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I love that the dude who wrote goddamn Angels in America is in no way above simply yelling "Fuck YOU" at an asshole.
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I love that the dude who wrote goddamn Angels in America is in no way above simply yelling "Fuck YOU" at an asshole.
Sometimes you make pad Thai for dinner and your wife looks you in the eyes and very seriously says "I think I'll keep you around."
January 15, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sometimes you make pad Thai for dinner and your wife looks you in the eyes and very seriously says "I think I'll keep you around."
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I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
With a whopping ten dollars left in my checking account, I think I am finally ready for Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
With a whopping ten dollars left in my checking account, I think I am finally ready for Christmas
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Shakespeare: good morning Anne my wife
Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare
Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Shakespeare: good morning Anne my wife
Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare
Anne Hathaway: hello Shakespeare
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Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen
If somebody tells you IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE sucks, that’s a red flag, full stop. I hold very few truths closer.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Interesting trivia: you can legally strike anyone who disparages this movie in your presence three (3) times in their face or one (1) time in their abdomen
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out
pick up a pencil and a napkin
pick up a pencil and a napkin
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What About Mouthwash - Trevor Moore
YouTube video by The Whitest Kids U'Know
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
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I didn't realize I believe this until I read it and was like "Oh yeah, of course that's true."
I believe that the Joker eats ass. I believe that the Joker eats ass better than anyone in Gotham. I believe the Joker wants to eat Batman's ass so bad it made him crazier.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I didn't realize I believe this until I read it and was like "Oh yeah, of course that's true."
Just had a nice heart to heart with my beautiful beloved bride. Things have been hectic for us over the last month or two, and it was good to reaffirm that we're solid. I love her so much. Fuck work.
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Just had a nice heart to heart with my beautiful beloved bride. Things have been hectic for us over the last month or two, and it was good to reaffirm that we're solid. I love her so much. Fuck work.