InTheRuins
@intheruins.bsky.social
A doug. Stupid human tricks. New Haven.
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
recent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/chrono-skeets
decent me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/top-skeets
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InTheRuins
@intheruins.bsky.social
· Dec 1
Some days I'm really glad my life isn't filmed live before a studio audience.
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do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future?
October 8, 2026 at 2:55 PM
do i really miss the 90s or do i just miss having hope for a better future?
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I haven’t been in a PE class in 36 years but I still feel the trauma.
October 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I haven’t been in a PE class in 36 years but I still feel the trauma.
I was convicted of smuggling bananas. But the verdict was overturned on appeal.
October 8, 2026 at 1:26 PM
I was convicted of smuggling bananas. But the verdict was overturned on appeal.
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In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive
October 7, 2026 at 3:08 PM
In the beginning, people laughed at my penguin army. No one’s laughing now. I’m receiving treatment and everyone’s been really supportive
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*commercial
"Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."
"Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."
October 7, 2026 at 11:04 PM
*commercial
"Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."
"Thanks to Schrödinger's Cat Littler, I have no idea if my cat has peed, pooped, or if I even still have a cat."
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Just ate one piece of broccolus
October 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Just ate one piece of broccolus
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What do you mean I can’t DoorDash a cat.
October 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What do you mean I can’t DoorDash a cat.
Go and boil your bottoms!
Wrong answers only. My bet:
thanks for all the fish.
thanks for all the fish.
October 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Go and boil your bottoms!
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Celebrities you never knew were married are filing for divorce!
October 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Celebrities you never knew were married are filing for divorce!
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Maybe someday I’ll be able to see a TV show or movie with a house featuring vaguely Tudor Revival detailing and NOT yell out ‘STATELY WAYNE MANOR!’ and disturb everyone else watching. It’s good to have goals.
October 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Maybe someday I’ll be able to see a TV show or movie with a house featuring vaguely Tudor Revival detailing and NOT yell out ‘STATELY WAYNE MANOR!’ and disturb everyone else watching. It’s good to have goals.
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Even if I had the time I wouldn't have the time.
October 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Even if I had the time I wouldn't have the time.
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there's more than one, but in these times, this comes to mind
What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3...
original from Nick Lowe
What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3...
original from Nick Lowe
Elvis Costello & The Attractions - (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding
YouTube video by ElvisCostelloVEVO
www.youtube.com
October 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
there's more than one, but in these times, this comes to mind
What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3...
original from Nick Lowe
What's So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding - Elvis Costello
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3...
original from Nick Lowe
October 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
DANCE CRITIC: Just because you cancan doesn't mean you shouldshould
October 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
DANCE CRITIC: Just because you cancan doesn't mean you shouldshould
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*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog
October 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog
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me: i had a dream about a book review that said the book was ‘wordy’ & i was like, duh ,, it’s a 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬
my gynecologist: what
my gynecologist: what
October 7, 2026 at 11:25 AM
me: i had a dream about a book review that said the book was ‘wordy’ & i was like, duh ,, it’s a 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬
my gynecologist: what
my gynecologist: what
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liberty biberty or: how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb
liberty biberty’s bogus journey
liberty biberty goes to washington
October 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
liberty biberty or: how I stopped worrying and learned to love the bomb
QTP with your favorite Jedi!
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
October 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
QTP with your favorite Jedi!
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
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I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them
October 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I’ve been having a lot of thoughts lately & I don’t like any of them
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Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult
October 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult
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Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.
October 6, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Accidentally toggled brain to dark mode.
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me: *tries to open it with my teeth*
him: just double click the file
him: just double click the file
October 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
me: *tries to open it with my teeth*
him: just double click the file
him: just double click the file
This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
October 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
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This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
October 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is how I flirt. (Halloween Edition)
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Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.
October 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Reply to an obvious joke with a serious answer so I know that you were home-schooled.