Chris
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I'm 5 days late in responding because my plans for any given week usually don't result in me executing on said plans, but I FINALLY got myself out last night to see a local band I've been wanting to see forever. And oh my GOODness, this woman's voice!
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE
Queen of Nothing
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August 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm 5 days late in responding because my plans for any given week usually don't result in me executing on said plans, but I FINALLY got myself out last night to see a local band I've been wanting to see forever. And oh my GOODness, this woman's voice!
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE
Check out Mutual Head!
youtu.be/t0qmN4RtkCE
I guess I've reached my breaking point for cold-call text messages from sales guys pretending like we've ever interacted before.
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I guess I've reached my breaking point for cold-call text messages from sales guys pretending like we've ever interacted before.
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I love Gilliam, but Spielberg did this one movie 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘈𝘊𝘌. That's not "stupid"; it's literally the American Dream!
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"Spielberg-- and most films in Hollywood-- are comforting. They ties things up in nice little bows. They give you answers, even if those answers are stupid."
-- Terry Gilliam.
-- Terry Gilliam.
Terry Gilliam criticizes Spielberg and Schindler's List
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August 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I love Gilliam, but Spielberg did this one movie 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘐𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘈𝘊𝘌. That's not "stupid"; it's literally the American Dream!
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Why does actor and underage-orgy enthusiast Rob Lowe want to know what happens to my dog when I feed him bananas? That's none of your business, Rob Lowe—get a new fetish, you voyeuristic freak!
August 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why does actor and underage-orgy enthusiast Rob Lowe want to know what happens to my dog when I feed him bananas? That's none of your business, Rob Lowe—get a new fetish, you voyeuristic freak!
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Analogously, following 1994's 𝘑𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, Alice in Chains hadn't toured for over a year before entering the studio to record 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴.
Being away from the suspended state of emotional animation of touring yielded yet another Grammy-nominated hit about ordinary life:
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Being away from the suspended state of emotional animation of touring yielded yet another Grammy-nominated hit about ordinary life:
bsky.app/profile/mich...
August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Analogously, following 1994's 𝘑𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, Alice in Chains hadn't toured for over a year before entering the studio to record 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴.
Being away from the suspended state of emotional animation of touring yielded yet another Grammy-nominated hit about ordinary life:
bsky.app/profile/mich...
Being away from the suspended state of emotional animation of touring yielded yet another Grammy-nominated hit about ordinary life:
bsky.app/profile/mich...
I need gallery space for an art installation consisting of 5 rooms, each representing the stages of grief.
"Anger": visitors are blindfolded and provided a bat to smash everything in the room. Removal of the blindfold reveals that the destroyed objects were their personal possessions.
"Anger": visitors are blindfolded and provided a bat to smash everything in the room. Removal of the blindfold reveals that the destroyed objects were their personal possessions.
August 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need gallery space for an art installation consisting of 5 rooms, each representing the stages of grief.
"Anger": visitors are blindfolded and provided a bat to smash everything in the room. Removal of the blindfold reveals that the destroyed objects were their personal possessions.
"Anger": visitors are blindfolded and provided a bat to smash everything in the room. Removal of the blindfold reveals that the destroyed objects were their personal possessions.
When the little shit manning the counter completely lowballs your vinyl collection and suggests that the Aron Carter autograph is a fake because “He spells it with two A's, like on the album cover” and you set 'em straight with a "Welp, looks like you just lost yourself a customer."
August 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
When the little shit manning the counter completely lowballs your vinyl collection and suggests that the Aron Carter autograph is a fake because “He spells it with two A's, like on the album cover” and you set 'em straight with a "Welp, looks like you just lost yourself a customer."
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Okay, so apparently if I want an image of "Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson at The Naked Gun Premier, and Neeson has visible pee stains, because apparently he's just allowed to piss himself in public all the time with no backlash", I have to make it myself? Fine.
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Okay, so apparently if I want an image of "Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson at The Naked Gun Premier, and Neeson has visible pee stains, because apparently he's just allowed to piss himself in public all the time with no backlash", I have to make it myself? Fine.
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You've gotta hand it to this season's writers who were like "What if when people go searching for whether Trump has ever used the word 'enigma', the only video of him doing so also has him talking about child molestation?"
youtu.be/aK26UbEazvg?...
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Trump Mentions Molesation In Carson Rant | MSNBC
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July 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You've gotta hand it to this season's writers who were like "What if when people go searching for whether Trump has ever used the word 'enigma', the only video of him doing so also has him talking about child molestation?"
youtu.be/aK26UbEazvg?...
youtu.be/aK26UbEazvg?...
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At this point, the most likely scenario is that Trump and Clinton separately hired an assassin to take out Epstein, and the missing video footage shows that both would-be killers coincidentally arrived at the exact same time, only to discover that Epstein had killed himself just a few moments prior.
July 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
At this point, the most likely scenario is that Trump and Clinton separately hired an assassin to take out Epstein, and the missing video footage shows that both would-be killers coincidentally arrived at the exact same time, only to discover that Epstein had killed himself just a few moments prior.
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Somewhere in Twitter HQ, Musk is hovering over some poor H-1B worker demanding them to cut and paste "Grok's entire source code file" into the query window over and over—"Is it AGI yet? No? Again! How about now? Again! AgainAgainAgain!"
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July 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Somewhere in Twitter HQ, Musk is hovering over some poor H-1B worker demanding them to cut and paste "Grok's entire source code file" into the query window over and over—"Is it AGI yet? No? Again! How about now? Again! AgainAgainAgain!"
bsky.app/profile/pale...
bsky.app/profile/pale...
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impossible not to hear this in Patrick Bateman's voice
July 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
impossible not to hear this in Patrick Bateman's voice
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We need youth, and we need charisma. Chester Carville, Jr. has been absolutely KILLING IT at an advisory level for YEARS behind the scenes, and if the Democratic Party has ANY chance at success in 2026, it absolutely goes through him.
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who do you think is the most interesting person in democratic politics right now? (serious answers only plz, there is a purpose for the question)
July 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We need youth, and we need charisma. Chester Carville, Jr. has been absolutely KILLING IT at an advisory level for YEARS behind the scenes, and if the Democratic Party has ANY chance at success in 2026, it absolutely goes through him.
bsky.app/profile/mari...
bsky.app/profile/mari...
My wife: The dog just settled down for his nap, PLEASE don't get him worked up.
Me:
Me:
June 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My wife: The dog just settled down for his nap, PLEASE don't get him worked up.
Me:
Me:
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Imagine it's just a few months after 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 and 𝘛𝘦𝘯 changed the world and you're worried that metal is dead.
You get to band practice and a giddy Dave Mustaine is all "Hey guys, I wrote a little sumthin' that's gonna make 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺one forget about that grunge nonsense," and then he hits you with
You get to band practice and a giddy Dave Mustaine is all "Hey guys, I wrote a little sumthin' that's gonna make 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺one forget about that grunge nonsense," and then he hits you with
June 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Imagine it's just a few months after 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 and 𝘛𝘦𝘯 changed the world and you're worried that metal is dead.
You get to band practice and a giddy Dave Mustaine is all "Hey guys, I wrote a little sumthin' that's gonna make 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺one forget about that grunge nonsense," and then he hits you with
You get to band practice and a giddy Dave Mustaine is all "Hey guys, I wrote a little sumthin' that's gonna make 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺one forget about that grunge nonsense," and then he hits you with
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
BREAKING: The Disembodied Holographic Head of Jeffrey Epstein Announces "I Didn't Kill Myself, But I'd Kill To Vote Andrew Cuomo"!
June 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
BREAKING: The Disembodied Holographic Head of Jeffrey Epstein Announces "I Didn't Kill Myself, But I'd Kill To Vote Andrew Cuomo"!
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This show was soooooo ahead of it's time, and it's a shame that the studio panicked and dropped Cuff & Link not even like halfway through the first season—you gotta give a show some time to breathe and find its audience!
June 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This show was soooooo ahead of it's time, and it's a shame that the studio panicked and dropped Cuff & Link not even like halfway through the first season—you gotta give a show some time to breathe and find its audience!
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Do you think Seth Green still looks at his ape, or do you think he got mad at it?
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Maybe the most embarrassing shit I've ever seen. The trailer for Seth Green's Nft show.
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June 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Do you think Seth Green still looks at his ape, or do you think he got mad at it?
youtu.be/kHHT5iUeV8g?...
youtu.be/kHHT5iUeV8g?...
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Me: I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career...
Guy On Bus [removing earbuds]: huh? You talking to me?
Me: Specifically, dressing up my knee as beloved & not-so-beloved figures from cinema. Oh, and a certain elegant First Lady
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Guy On Bus [removing earbuds]: huh? You talking to me?
Me: Specifically, dressing up my knee as beloved & not-so-beloved figures from cinema. Oh, and a certain elegant First Lady
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Is this where I'm supposed to brag about how 6 months into staring at me knees during the pandemic, delirium hit me with sudden inspiration to dress them up as Jackie Kenneknee Onassis, Eugkneene Levy, and Paulknee Shore aka The Knee-sal?
June 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me: I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career...
Guy On Bus [removing earbuds]: huh? You talking to me?
Me: Specifically, dressing up my knee as beloved & not-so-beloved figures from cinema. Oh, and a certain elegant First Lady
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
Guy On Bus [removing earbuds]: huh? You talking to me?
Me: Specifically, dressing up my knee as beloved & not-so-beloved figures from cinema. Oh, and a certain elegant First Lady
bsky.app/profile/jazz...
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Also, this isn't just “Ukrainians are insanely good at covertly planning and executing extraordinarily difficult missions" without tipping off Russian intelligence, but also *US* intelligence, because they absolutely couldn't risk the current US admin betraying them to Putin
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Your key takeaway from the brilliant Ukraine attack with small drones into Russia shouldn’t be “wow, small drones make it so easy to score huge hits,” it should be “wow, Ukrainians are insanely good at covertly planning and executing extraordinarily difficult missions of which drones are one part”.
1. The FPV drone tech Ukraine used here has been around for a while, though it was used very ingeniously.
2. The Ukrainian attack using these drones relied upon what sounds like over a year of extraordinarily precise logistics, planning, and training. This is not something just anyone could do.
2. The Ukrainian attack using these drones relied upon what sounds like over a year of extraordinarily precise logistics, planning, and training. This is not something just anyone could do.
June 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Also, this isn't just “Ukrainians are insanely good at covertly planning and executing extraordinarily difficult missions" without tipping off Russian intelligence, but also *US* intelligence, because they absolutely couldn't risk the current US admin betraying them to Putin
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It's a shame that Vanilla Ice got robbed from playing Thomas J opposite Anna Chlumsky in 𝘔𝘺 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭, and we're forever just stuck dreaming about what might have been.
He NAILED what was leaked from his audition tape (rumor is he brought his own hive of bees, but I'm not sure if I buy that one, lol)
He NAILED what was leaked from his audition tape (rumor is he brought his own hive of bees, but I'm not sure if I buy that one, lol)
May 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It's a shame that Vanilla Ice got robbed from playing Thomas J opposite Anna Chlumsky in 𝘔𝘺 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭, and we're forever just stuck dreaming about what might have been.
He NAILED what was leaked from his audition tape (rumor is he brought his own hive of bees, but I'm not sure if I buy that one, lol)
He NAILED what was leaked from his audition tape (rumor is he brought his own hive of bees, but I'm not sure if I buy that one, lol)
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Suffering from an index finger that's COLD and DRY?
Tired of throwing away dollar after dollar on expensive solutions that SIMPLY DON'T WORK?
Introducing The Little Dog, "Keeping Index Fingers Warm And Moist Since 2024!"
Tired of throwing away dollar after dollar on expensive solutions that SIMPLY DON'T WORK?
Introducing The Little Dog, "Keeping Index Fingers Warm And Moist Since 2024!"
May 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Suffering from an index finger that's COLD and DRY?
Tired of throwing away dollar after dollar on expensive solutions that SIMPLY DON'T WORK?
Introducing The Little Dog, "Keeping Index Fingers Warm And Moist Since 2024!"
Tired of throwing away dollar after dollar on expensive solutions that SIMPLY DON'T WORK?
Introducing The Little Dog, "Keeping Index Fingers Warm And Moist Since 2024!"