jennieother1.bsky.social
@jennieother1.bsky.social
Sarcasm, books, sarcastic cats, and all things creative. Probably will burn down the house with a CO2 laser. I really love creativity and sarcastic crafts. Cat mom to Morty and Indiana. Missing Jaxie.
You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett
You didn't notice it, but your brain did.-Plinkett
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Social media exist to humble you into realizing you're not as funny as you think. Except me. I'm an absolute riot. Feel free to follow. No exchanges, no returns.
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Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love
October 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Would you support a small business who makes things with rage instead of love
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I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are phallus photos.
October 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are phallus photos.
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motionless silence
breath held intent listening
whispers from the heart
breath held intent listening
whispers from the heart
October 7, 2026 at 9:01 PM
motionless silence
breath held intent listening
whispers from the heart
breath held intent listening
whispers from the heart
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there's a huge difference between knowing the plank and walking it
there’s a huge difference between knowing the line and walking it
"There's a huge difference between knowing the path, and walking it."
October 7, 2026 at 8:04 PM
there's a huge difference between knowing the plank and walking it
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waking from a beautiful dream and clinging to the feelings it left behind like my life depends on it
October 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
waking from a beautiful dream and clinging to the feelings it left behind like my life depends on it
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oh i'll do it don't think i won't do it
(release the drafts)
(release the drafts)
October 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
oh i'll do it don't think i won't do it
(release the drafts)
(release the drafts)
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Spent a couple hours working in a daycare today. What's the incubation period for everything?
October 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Spent a couple hours working in a daycare today. What's the incubation period for everything?
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Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
October 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Why would we call the cops? Do you need this documented?
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looking at your likes tab and dramatically but solemnly shaking my head so everyone else on the bus knows i disapprove
October 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
looking at your likes tab and dramatically but solemnly shaking my head so everyone else on the bus knows i disapprove
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My name’s Ben but you can call me Margot.
October 7, 2026 at 11:44 AM
My name’s Ben but you can call me Margot.
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The way to a man’s heart emoji is through his eggplant emoji
October 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The way to a man’s heart emoji is through his eggplant emoji
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*Responding without reacting*
October 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
*Responding without reacting*
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[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955]
Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal?
Employee: How about “K”?
Boss: Hmm. Not special enough.
Employee: Alright, hear me out…
Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal?
Employee: How about “K”?
Boss: Hmm. Not special enough.
Employee: Alright, hear me out…
October 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955]
Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal?
Employee: How about “K”?
Boss: Hmm. Not special enough.
Employee: Alright, hear me out…
Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal?
Employee: How about “K”?
Boss: Hmm. Not special enough.
Employee: Alright, hear me out…
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How I arrived on Bluesky.
October 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.
October 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Looking forward to living out my days as a bog witch.
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Professor X: So what’s your power
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
October 7, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Professor X: So what’s your power
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
Me: I can make things bigger
Professor XL: Whoa!!
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If this is all a simulation, shouldn’t it be more fun?
October 7, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If this is all a simulation, shouldn’t it be more fun?
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There is a bowl of strawberries. I stand on one side, my daughter stands on the other. Our eyes narrow. Faintly, you here the sound of western gunfight music. Who will draw their utensil first?
October 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
There is a bowl of strawberries. I stand on one side, my daughter stands on the other. Our eyes narrow. Faintly, you here the sound of western gunfight music. Who will draw their utensil first?
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drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me
October 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
drowning in a plethora of cheese would fix me
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Her: You use so many obscure words, it’s as though you’re trying to bury us with them.
Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.
Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.
October 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Her: You use so many obscure words, it’s as though you’re trying to bury us with them.
Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.
Me: Indeed, a veritable plethora of words.
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a rap battle between a mariachi band and a peruvian flute band is this anything it probably shouldn't be anything
October 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
a rap battle between a mariachi band and a peruvian flute band is this anything it probably shouldn't be anything
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not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing
(disoriented on my own path)
(disoriented on my own path)
October 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing
(disoriented on my own path)
(disoriented on my own path)
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Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.
October 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Whoever has my voodoo doll, would you kindly pull the pin from my sinuses and scape it right above my bra line? No, a little more to the right. My right. Up. Up. Too far, down. Right there.