Jessica Mumford
@jessicamumford.bsky.social
Aspiring writer and voice actor. Member of Pope Zygon Productions. 28, she/her. Socialism and Zagreus are good. Read Manhunt.
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Love Machine, my original sci-fi comedy novella telling a tale of passion and loss, is out now! Cover by the ever-talented @phoenixsmith.bsky.social. The novella is free to download, but any support you wanna give is greatly appreciated!
jlm1998.itch.io/love-machine
jlm1998.itch.io/love-machine
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spider blood
spider blood
it's radioactive spider blood
spider man
spider man
spider blood
it's radioactive spider blood
spider man
spider man
October 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
spider blood
spider blood
it's radioactive spider blood
spider man
spider man
spider blood
it's radioactive spider blood
spider man
spider man
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I've had actual lesbian sex and this movie is gayer then me
May 6, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I've had actual lesbian sex and this movie is gayer then me
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🎵"I am the lesbian, with yuri I'm well-versed"🎵
🎵"SHE IS WELL-VERSED"🎵
🎵"I've been out kissing girls, since long before Sappho wrote of her thirst.
So you see, next to me your threesome plans all look so small
Little dykes!
When you're topped by me you payyy the priiiiice"🎵
🎵"SHE IS WELL-VERSED"🎵
🎵"I've been out kissing girls, since long before Sappho wrote of her thirst.
So you see, next to me your threesome plans all look so small
Little dykes!
When you're topped by me you payyy the priiiiice"🎵
September 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
🎵"I am the lesbian, with yuri I'm well-versed"🎵
🎵"SHE IS WELL-VERSED"🎵
🎵"I've been out kissing girls, since long before Sappho wrote of her thirst.
So you see, next to me your threesome plans all look so small
Little dykes!
When you're topped by me you payyy the priiiiice"🎵
🎵"SHE IS WELL-VERSED"🎵
🎵"I've been out kissing girls, since long before Sappho wrote of her thirst.
So you see, next to me your threesome plans all look so small
Little dykes!
When you're topped by me you payyy the priiiiice"🎵
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shoutout to Evil Lesbians, gotta be one of my favourite genders
September 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
shoutout to Evil Lesbians, gotta be one of my favourite genders
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happy international lesbian day! not a label I actively use myself anymore but rest assured I fucking love women! wish some quality lesbian-ing on all the lesbiabs out there
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
happy international lesbian day! not a label I actively use myself anymore but rest assured I fucking love women! wish some quality lesbian-ing on all the lesbiabs out there
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Top 3 cis lesbian chaser characters:
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Top 3 cis lesbian chaser characters:
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars
Ramona from Manhunt
Elle Lambert from Dorley Hall
Captain Phasma from Star Wars
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Yaoi on Ice, an anime about lesbian iceskaters
July 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Yaoi on Ice, an anime about lesbian iceskaters
happy international lesbian day!
Genevieve O'Reilly as Mon Mothma in Andor
Alt: Mon Mothma in Andor
static.klipy.com
October 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
happy international lesbian day!
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she never asked for this
October 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
she never asked for this
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So my friend @wendyxu.bsky.social has been suspended, no reason given, and thus can't promote her popular procreate brush for colored pencils on here. Maybe we can help her out.
ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
Colored Pencil (procreate only) - Wendy's Ko-fi Shop
I've spent the summer painting with acrylic marker brushes and using colored pencil and ofc when I went back to my tablet none of the pencil brushes I...
ko-fi.com
October 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
So my friend @wendyxu.bsky.social has been suspended, no reason given, and thus can't promote her popular procreate brush for colored pencils on here. Maybe we can help her out.
ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
ko-fi.com/s/cef920b108
lmao of course upon reading this my mind went to @leaftilde.bsky.social's hetposting
October 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
lmao of course upon reading this my mind went to @leaftilde.bsky.social's hetposting
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i think about this tweet every day
October 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
i think about this tweet every day
Both of Russel's Who eras had a blonde cishet white woman whose name starts with R and means Red as a companion followed by a cishet woman of colour companion in the medical field who gets fucked over by the narrative, presumably if we got a season 3 Joy would've come back as a full-time companion
October 7, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Both of Russel's Who eras had a blonde cishet white woman whose name starts with R and means Red as a companion followed by a cishet woman of colour companion in the medical field who gets fucked over by the narrative, presumably if we got a season 3 Joy would've come back as a full-time companion
know this is random but I'm thinking about the Shane Dawson thing where you see the tweet out of context and you're like "IDK if he really fucked his cat" but then you watch the actual podcast clip and you go "oh yeah he 100% did fuck his cat"
October 7, 2026 at 12:12 PM
know this is random but I'm thinking about the Shane Dawson thing where you see the tweet out of context and you're like "IDK if he really fucked his cat" but then you watch the actual podcast clip and you go "oh yeah he 100% did fuck his cat"
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Prison in movies rules apply: first day, they need to find the biggest guy in the prison yard and smash his teeth out.
Nationalise Space X and ban Twitter in the inauguration address. Arrest the DOGE people. Letting him keep Tesla might count as cruel and unusual punishment, though.
Nationalise Space X and ban Twitter in the inauguration address. Arrest the DOGE people. Letting him keep Tesla might count as cruel and unusual punishment, though.
I mean, it’s an incentive thing
right now companies, even ones who aren’t ideologically aligned with the GOP, do believe the GOP will fuck them over for not going along and they don’t believe Dems will impose consequences for that
you’ve gotta change that, executives need to think twice
right now companies, even ones who aren’t ideologically aligned with the GOP, do believe the GOP will fuck them over for not going along and they don’t believe Dems will impose consequences for that
you’ve gotta change that, executives need to think twice
Democrats working hard on precisely how much they should pull their punches against the corporate oligarchy after the election.
www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
www.politico.com/news/2026/10...
October 7, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Prison in movies rules apply: first day, they need to find the biggest guy in the prison yard and smash his teeth out.
Nationalise Space X and ban Twitter in the inauguration address. Arrest the DOGE people. Letting him keep Tesla might count as cruel and unusual punishment, though.
Nationalise Space X and ban Twitter in the inauguration address. Arrest the DOGE people. Letting him keep Tesla might count as cruel and unusual punishment, though.
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I’m hearing from top level mediums that Paul Rabin, the guy who cucked spider man, was personally greeted at the gates of heaven by our lord and savior Jesus Christ and he now sits beside the throne of god
March 28, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I’m hearing from top level mediums that Paul Rabin, the guy who cucked spider man, was personally greeted at the gates of heaven by our lord and savior Jesus Christ and he now sits beside the throne of god
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There is no version of Britain that invites a left wing Green Party into government then pushes for arrest warrants for senior Israeli war criminals. Any step in that direction is one step closer to e.g. David Lammy getting arrested at Malaga airport in 2032, before we even consider the US response.
October 7, 2026 at 9:21 AM
There is no version of Britain that invites a left wing Green Party into government then pushes for arrest warrants for senior Israeli war criminals. Any step in that direction is one step closer to e.g. David Lammy getting arrested at Malaga airport in 2032, before we even consider the US response.
Ways Jax and Alastor are similar:
- asshole
- furry
- distinctive smile
- yellow teeth
- weird hangups around women
- drama around their tail
- inflates when they hold their breath too long
- transgender
- will commit suicide in the series finale
- asshole
- furry
- distinctive smile
- yellow teeth
- weird hangups around women
- drama around their tail
- inflates when they hold their breath too long
- transgender
- will commit suicide in the series finale
October 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Ways Jax and Alastor are similar:
- asshole
- furry
- distinctive smile
- yellow teeth
- weird hangups around women
- drama around their tail
- inflates when they hold their breath too long
- transgender
- will commit suicide in the series finale
- asshole
- furry
- distinctive smile
- yellow teeth
- weird hangups around women
- drama around their tail
- inflates when they hold their breath too long
- transgender
- will commit suicide in the series finale
despite always trying to be offensive, Drawn Together seasons 1 & 2 could genuinely be quite funny in its first two seasons and then season 3 and the movie just killed the whole thing for me
also Sherlock but honestly not sure how much my appreciation of Seasons 1 & 2 was down to peer pressure
also Sherlock but honestly not sure how much my appreciation of Seasons 1 & 2 was down to peer pressure
What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?
October 6, 2026 at 10:02 PM
despite always trying to be offensive, Drawn Together seasons 1 & 2 could genuinely be quite funny in its first two seasons and then season 3 and the movie just killed the whole thing for me
also Sherlock but honestly not sure how much my appreciation of Seasons 1 & 2 was down to peer pressure
also Sherlock but honestly not sure how much my appreciation of Seasons 1 & 2 was down to peer pressure
wild to think that Batman, Tony Soprano and Rae the Doe are all from the same state
October 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
wild to think that Batman, Tony Soprano and Rae the Doe are all from the same state
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The timing is really bad — I’m supposed to be away — but I have an overdue electric bill and could really use some help before I get another shut off notice
Any dollar helps a lot
ko-fi.com/acvalens/goa...
Any dollar helps a lot
ko-fi.com/acvalens/goa...
October 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The timing is really bad — I’m supposed to be away — but I have an overdue electric bill and could really use some help before I get another shut off notice
Any dollar helps a lot
ko-fi.com/acvalens/goa...
Any dollar helps a lot
ko-fi.com/acvalens/goa...
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like -
this woman wasn't even present when benjamin song shot an officer; she was down the road
... but she had an anarchist book club
sentenced 50 years
this woman wasn't even present when benjamin song shot an officer; she was down the road
... but she had an anarchist book club
sentenced 50 years
August 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
like -
this woman wasn't even present when benjamin song shot an officer; she was down the road
... but she had an anarchist book club
sentenced 50 years
this woman wasn't even present when benjamin song shot an officer; she was down the road
... but she had an anarchist book club
sentenced 50 years
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PLEASE HELP SAVE HER CAT.
October 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
PLEASE HELP SAVE HER CAT.