Record of Logoff War
@johnperich.com
Oh, bagglestacks! I'm just gonna have to defeat Jeff Bezos, and that's that!
Short TTRPGs: https://professorcoldheart.itch.io/
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Record of Logoff War
@johnperich.com
· Nov 22
Fly From Montgomery: A LANCER Scenario by ProfessorColdheart
Mercenary scavengers undertaking a desperate heist in a world on the brink. For LL0 Lancer PCs.
professorcoldheart.itch.io
To introduce my #ttrpg work to new followers (hi!), to document my actual work, and to fend off impostor syndrome, here's a list of everything I've published or worked on this year:
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
First, FLY FROM MONTGOMERY, a 3rd-party scenario for LANCER. A desperate heist on a war-torn planet!
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
September 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
If you asked a normal human, "So you think my failure to say 'no' is equivalent to telling you 'yes'?" they'd at least have the decency to get flustered and stammer a denial. But being a product manager for a tech platform means not only agreeing, but taking offense at being asked.
September 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
If you asked a normal human, "So you think my failure to say 'no' is equivalent to telling you 'yes'?" they'd at least have the decency to get flustered and stammer a denial. But being a product manager for a tech platform means not only agreeing, but taking offense at being asked.
the Eighties were dying; the Nineties were struggling to be born
September 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM
the Eighties were dying; the Nineties were struggling to be born
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you gotta remember that the type of guys we're talking about are so rich that they haven't been told "that's fucking dumb" in decades, maybe longer than you've even been alive. of course they thought this would work!
September 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
you gotta remember that the type of guys we're talking about are so rich that they haven't been told "that's fucking dumb" in decades, maybe longer than you've even been alive. of course they thought this would work!
ME (2130 HRS, LAST NIGHT): gotta knock this cold out, better take 2 Benadryl rather than just 1.
ME (1345 HRS TODAY): all visible things are but as pasteboard masks, concealing the inscrutable yet reasoning force which moves all.
ME (1345 HRS TODAY): all visible things are but as pasteboard masks, concealing the inscrutable yet reasoning force which moves all.
September 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
ME (2130 HRS, LAST NIGHT): gotta knock this cold out, better take 2 Benadryl rather than just 1.
ME (1345 HRS TODAY): all visible things are but as pasteboard masks, concealing the inscrutable yet reasoning force which moves all.
ME (1345 HRS TODAY): all visible things are but as pasteboard masks, concealing the inscrutable yet reasoning force which moves all.
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data center? how about you date a girl instead
September 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
data center? how about you date a girl instead
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The greasy sun crawled up into the disgusting sky. The light it cast on the ruined village was like a bruise spreading on a whore's ample backside. Goreface rolled out of the pile of shit he was sleeping in. "Blood." he muttered, wetly.
September 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The greasy sun crawled up into the disgusting sky. The light it cast on the ruined village was like a bruise spreading on a whore's ample backside. Goreface rolled out of the pile of shit he was sleeping in. "Blood." he muttered, wetly.
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Russian general calling an American general and chuckling "not so easy to win a war, is it" before hanging up
September 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Russian general calling an American general and chuckling "not so easy to win a war, is it" before hanging up
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Bad Dad Redemption
Are you a wild enough hombre to win back custody of your kids?
Are you a wild enough hombre to win back custody of your kids?
September 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Bad Dad Redemption
Are you a wild enough hombre to win back custody of your kids?
Are you a wild enough hombre to win back custody of your kids?
We've heard enough antihistamine voices. It's time to platform the prohistamine side. #BothSides #MarketplaceOfIdeas
September 16, 2026 at 4:02 PM
We've heard enough antihistamine voices. It's time to platform the prohistamine side. #BothSides #MarketplaceOfIdeas
EDITOR: hey, you got that picture of Jim Varney as a hitman in that direct-to-video Dirty Harry spinoff?
ME: yeah boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
ME: yeah boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Varney Mentioned
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
EDITOR: hey, you got that picture of Jim Varney as a hitman in that direct-to-video Dirty Harry spinoff?
ME: yeah boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
ME: yeah boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
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Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was
September 16, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Could've sworn I just saw my dog scuttle across the ceiling like some kind of lizard. But then I remembered my dog's at a conference in Belarus this week. So I don't know what that thing was
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RIP Annie Dillard, one of the great, if not the greatest, non-fiction stylists of our time
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
RIP Annie Dillard, one of the great, if not the greatest, non-fiction stylists of our time
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
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not sure why this hotel room has a serial killer theme
September 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
not sure why this hotel room has a serial killer theme
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it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
During the First and Second Intifadas the gap was, like, 40-50 points. Now that's not only gone but it's gone negative. Incredible work really.
September 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
it is remarkable that this has happened despite a near-unanimous effort from mainstream politicians and news media to prevent it from happening. there's some hope there
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I'm still struggling to find points of comparison where a country simply gave up their hegemony out of sheer apathy and inability to suffer hardships.
The Russo-Japanese War (1904-5) was a hard fought disaster. British colonial disasters were almost always responded to with overwhelming force.
The Russo-Japanese War (1904-5) was a hard fought disaster. British colonial disasters were almost always responded to with overwhelming force.
We're witnessing the most lopsided Imperial defeat in the history of Imperialism!
September 16, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I'm still struggling to find points of comparison where a country simply gave up their hegemony out of sheer apathy and inability to suffer hardships.
The Russo-Japanese War (1904-5) was a hard fought disaster. British colonial disasters were almost always responded to with overwhelming force.
The Russo-Japanese War (1904-5) was a hard fought disaster. British colonial disasters were almost always responded to with overwhelming force.
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To wit: it's a well known logical axiom that an argument that cannot be disproven is not automatically correct. Making an argument impossible to disprove is not proof it's correct.
This basic idea apparently blows their minds.
This basic idea apparently blows their minds.
The biggest cult tell with the lesswrong crowd is that they cannot conceive that they are simply wrong
September 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
To wit: it's a well known logical axiom that an argument that cannot be disproven is not automatically correct. Making an argument impossible to disprove is not proof it's correct.
This basic idea apparently blows their minds.
This basic idea apparently blows their minds.
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Roger Ebert wins! Fatality!
The entire foundation unto which the last 15-20 years of the Western game industry has been built - the simulacrum of a "playable movie", and transforming into a "higher" medium like film - has come crumbling down as its become markedly clear no one involved knows what a *game* even is anymore.
September 16, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Roger Ebert wins! Fatality!
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"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
September 16, 2026 at 11:31 AM
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it
September 16, 2026 at 12:32 PM
i’m at the galleria dell’accademia in florence doing my favorite bit: every time we pass by a depiction of jesus i point and say “damn, that guy just can’t catch a break” everyone hates it
Between this and the (likely) interest rate hike today, a lot of tech portfolios are gonna panic.
The defeat dealt a major blow to efforts to establish the first comprehensive federal framework for digital-asset market
US Senate crypto bill collapses in blow to industry
The defeat dealt a major blow to efforts to establish the first comprehensive federal framework for digital-asset market
www.aljazeera.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Between this and the (likely) interest rate hike today, a lot of tech portfolios are gonna panic.
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*is born*
Well, this is awkward
*dies eventually*
That was weird
Well, this is awkward
*dies eventually*
That was weird
September 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
*is born*
Well, this is awkward
*dies eventually*
That was weird
Well, this is awkward
*dies eventually*
That was weird
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It's not HIGH on the list of things Reagen ruined, but the U.S. actually had legislated clothing sizing standards until his department of commerce abolished them, and I think about that every time I have to buy a fucking belt or pair of pants.
September 16, 2026 at 12:59 AM
It's not HIGH on the list of things Reagen ruined, but the U.S. actually had legislated clothing sizing standards until his department of commerce abolished them, and I think about that every time I have to buy a fucking belt or pair of pants.