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NUGGETS & Broncos & Avs & CSU Lyfer now living in the PNW - Worried about the future of the United States. Pro-Canada in the face of orange fascism. Oh and, long live Kilbey & Pollard 🎶
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Mike Macdonald says Sean Payton accused the Seahawks of cheating in a "Spygate" like manner in 2024. And Payton wanted them to pay. But the 'Hawks didn't cheat and threatened to sue Payton if he made the allegations known publicly.
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Mike Macdonald: Sean Payton Accused Seahawks of Cheating, Hawks Threatened to Sue
Sean Payton thought Seattle was running a "Spygate" type of cheating scheme. Little did he know, Broncos fans posted videos to Twitter that the Seahawks used to scout Denver.
www.thebroncosblitz.com
September 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Mike Macdonald says Sean Payton accused the Seahawks of cheating in a "Spygate" like manner in 2024. And Payton wanted them to pay. But the 'Hawks didn't cheat and threatened to sue Payton if he made the allegations known publicly.
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Hawthorne, the rescued grizzly bear, enjoying today’s sunshine in his weeble. ☀️
📹: Keeper Caroline
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September 21, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Hawthorne, the rescued grizzly bear, enjoying today’s sunshine in his weeble. ☀️
📹: Keeper Caroline
📹: Keeper Caroline
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From Notice News: 1. THIS IS AMAZING: Mamdani brought 25+ mayors from the world's biggest economies to New York City.
NYC welcomed mayors from 34 cities across the globe for the 2026 Urban 20 Summit — Los Angeles, Rome, Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam, Jakarta, and dozens more, all in town because
NYC welcomed mayors from 34 cities across the globe for the 2026 Urban 20 Summit — Los Angeles, Rome, Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam, Jakarta, and dozens more, all in town because
September 22, 2026 at 12:18 AM
From Notice News: 1. THIS IS AMAZING: Mamdani brought 25+ mayors from the world's biggest economies to New York City.
NYC welcomed mayors from 34 cities across the globe for the 2026 Urban 20 Summit — Los Angeles, Rome, Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam, Jakarta, and dozens more, all in town because
NYC welcomed mayors from 34 cities across the globe for the 2026 Urban 20 Summit — Los Angeles, Rome, Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam, Jakarta, and dozens more, all in town because
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It’s still funny to me that the US had a presidential election that was basically like “Should the US kill itself” and “Yes” won (2024)
September 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
It’s still funny to me that the US had a presidential election that was basically like “Should the US kill itself” and “Yes” won (2024)
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Israeli attacks on Gaza since 2023 killed at least 73,795 people, wounded more than 174,800. More than 20,000 children killed, 44,000 injured. Thousands of children have lost limbs, while roughly 17,000 have been left unaccompanied or orphaned. The US is directly complicit in this atrocity.
September 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Israeli attacks on Gaza since 2023 killed at least 73,795 people, wounded more than 174,800. More than 20,000 children killed, 44,000 injured. Thousands of children have lost limbs, while roughly 17,000 have been left unaccompanied or orphaned. The US is directly complicit in this atrocity.
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Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years.
THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
September 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years.
THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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This should be a way bigger deal for every American:
1) national abortion ban
2) Department of Education fully eliminated
3) termination of lifetime civil servants
4) overturn same-sex marriage and criminalize open LGBTQ+ membership
5) Medicare and Medicaid eliminated
Don’t say no one warned you.
1) national abortion ban
2) Department of Education fully eliminated
3) termination of lifetime civil servants
4) overturn same-sex marriage and criminalize open LGBTQ+ membership
5) Medicare and Medicaid eliminated
Don’t say no one warned you.
45% of Project 2025 has yet to be implemented.
Here are the five (5) most significant societal transformations we can expect over the next 2 years.
Here are the five (5) most significant societal transformations we can expect over the next 2 years.
September 20, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This should be a way bigger deal for every American:
1) national abortion ban
2) Department of Education fully eliminated
3) termination of lifetime civil servants
4) overturn same-sex marriage and criminalize open LGBTQ+ membership
5) Medicare and Medicaid eliminated
Don’t say no one warned you.
1) national abortion ban
2) Department of Education fully eliminated
3) termination of lifetime civil servants
4) overturn same-sex marriage and criminalize open LGBTQ+ membership
5) Medicare and Medicaid eliminated
Don’t say no one warned you.
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The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
September 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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8 years ago I was in NYC and bought a bottle of water for $4 at a little bodega. I can only imagine what it would cost now.
Local retailers have told Business Insider that they won't be able to compete with the lower prices offered at the city-run stores.
www.businessinsider.com/nyc-federal-...
Local retailers have told Business Insider that they won't be able to compete with the lower prices offered at the city-run stores.
www.businessinsider.com/nyc-federal-...
September 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
8 years ago I was in NYC and bought a bottle of water for $4 at a little bodega. I can only imagine what it would cost now.
Local retailers have told Business Insider that they won't be able to compete with the lower prices offered at the city-run stores.
www.businessinsider.com/nyc-federal-...
Local retailers have told Business Insider that they won't be able to compete with the lower prices offered at the city-run stores.
www.businessinsider.com/nyc-federal-...
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Unless I’m missing something the bare minimum now is to stop being a Patriots fan + demand a refund for season tickets, no?
Kraft is an active genocide supporter. The overwhelming majority of NFL owners are creeps but Kraft is occupying a dark, dark place.
And oh yeah, he’s in the Epstein files.
Kraft is an active genocide supporter. The overwhelming majority of NFL owners are creeps but Kraft is occupying a dark, dark place.
And oh yeah, he’s in the Epstein files.
I am glad to welcome folks who have never been NFL fans to the "we hate Robert Kraft" club.
September 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Unless I’m missing something the bare minimum now is to stop being a Patriots fan + demand a refund for season tickets, no?
Kraft is an active genocide supporter. The overwhelming majority of NFL owners are creeps but Kraft is occupying a dark, dark place.
And oh yeah, he’s in the Epstein files.
Kraft is an active genocide supporter. The overwhelming majority of NFL owners are creeps but Kraft is occupying a dark, dark place.
And oh yeah, he’s in the Epstein files.
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Streisand Effect.
Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters.
You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters.
You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Streisand Effect.
Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters.
You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
Congrats, Robert Kraft and pro genocide supporters.
You've just made Macklemore and his speech mentioning "Free Palestine" into a global issue, galvanizing the majority.
Quite the bad look, Sheeran, and I'm not just talking about that fucking blouse you are wearing in this promo photo.
All of Ed Sheeran’s opening acts and his touring band have dropped out of the remaining dates of his ‘Loop’ tour in solidarity with Palestine and Macklemore.
September 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Quite the bad look, Sheeran, and I'm not just talking about that fucking blouse you are wearing in this promo photo.
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Why do they INSIST on defending this war? 🤦♂️
September 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Why do they INSIST on defending this war? 🤦♂️
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You wish you could say it was just in time for Halloween but alas...
September 15, 2026 at 2:06 PM
You wish you could say it was just in time for Halloween but alas...
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The surest sign that a majority SCOTUS decision was moral, fair, and based on existing law:
September 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The surest sign that a majority SCOTUS decision was moral, fair, and based on existing law:
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Am I understanding that Robert Kraft, whose hobby is paying for sex with sex trafficked victims, is upset with Macklemore for opposing genocide? And the NFL chose to listen to Kraft?
September 15, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Am I understanding that Robert Kraft, whose hobby is paying for sex with sex trafficked victims, is upset with Macklemore for opposing genocide? And the NFL chose to listen to Kraft?
@madmaxbroncotansky.bsky.social Dude, what the fuck did we just watch??? Shameful.
September 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
@madmaxbroncotansky.bsky.social Dude, what the fuck did we just watch??? Shameful.
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