Kaleb Axon
kalebaxon.com
Kaleb Axon
@kalebaxon.com
I should talk more about my writing or aspirations thereto, but I'm all random on these sites.
World Cup visitors! Welcome to tornado season in Kansas City.
June 14, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Random Narnia-obsessed thoughts as Greta Gerwig's adaptation saga continues
June 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
May 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Yup, made the mistake of responding to a political post and was brutally reminded that the Toxic Left that abandoned Twitter when Musk took over all came here. 🤪
May 24, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Well this is surprisingly accurate.

Not sure about the recommended bonus episode, though. That sounds more like my daughter's vibe. 😅
May 23, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The words of every frustrated married person to their spouse
If you and I had any brains
We wouldn't be in this place
May 18, 2026 at 2:05 PM
#DeLorean spotted in the wild
May 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Slightly increase a band:

Jars of Porcelain
Slightly increase a band:

Six Iron Frenzy
Slightly increase a band:

Abbba
May 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
My daughter saw a package that had arrived for me and asked "Who is Rand McNally?" 💀
May 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Reposted by Kaleb Axon
New favourite example of chiasmus

(source:
www.tumblr.com/scribblinawa... )
May 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Spotify is down. What will all the people who never support musicians by buying their music do with themselves?
April 29, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Attention, please:

Terry Scott Taylor's album This Beautiful Mystery might be the best album ever recorded.

That is all.

terryscotttaylor.bandcamp.com/album/this-b...
This Beautiful Mystery, by Terry Scott Taylor
21 track album
terryscotttaylor.bandcamp.com
April 28, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I would develop and launch a website where you could order printed street and highway maps on demand, based on Open Street Maps. They would basically be just like what you used to buy at the store. Because maps are cool, and we need them, even though no one seems to agree with me on this.
Take a break from the discourse and quote this with a business you would want to start if you could afford to lose money on it
April 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Actually, what Facebook really is, at least in the US, is worse. They have a monopoly on person to person advertising, so if you're unable or unwilling to use Facebook, you are locked out of that activity.
Exhibit A: in a recent antitrust filing, Meta argued it isn't a social media monopoly because it isn't really a social media company anymore.

Only 7% of Instagram time and 17% of Facebook time is spent on content from friends or followed accounts. The rest is algorithmic video from strangers.
April 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
IYKYK
April 23, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I saw #TheArchers trending and my first thought was, "Why is everyone talking about an old 1970s Gospel music group?"
April 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
You make #Easter baskets, I make #Pascha baskets. We are not the same.
April 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Little-known truth: Every #Pascha basket in the English-speaking world ought to have Scotch Eggs.
April 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Kaleb Axon
No boom today
Susan Ivanova in Babylon 5: No boom today (DVD quality, good audio)
YouTube video by I can't believe I'm back on Mars
youtu.be
April 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The question isn't whether American civilization is coming to an end. That's pretty clear at this point.

The question is, will we collapse from within, or will we be invaded and occupied by a large contingent of foreign nations seeking to protect themselves?
April 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
That moment when you're preparing to break the fast, and the price of fresh meat has doubled since the start of Lent 💀
April 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Inspired by @simeonthefool.bsky.social Frodoshop your profile pic. ChatGPT prompt:

Can you make this picture look like it's from Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings? I mean alter it so it looks like it belongs there.
March 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Reposted by Kaleb Axon
Software that makes your picture appear to be in Lord Of The Rings

Frodoshop
March 23, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by Kaleb Axon
"You know who else pivoted a table?"
March 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
March 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM