David Kahn
@khaaan.bsky.social
Hoping to be a ski bum again one day
People rave all about sweet puppy breath but they fail to warn you about horrible puppy farts
October 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
People rave all about sweet puppy breath but they fail to warn you about horrible puppy farts
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This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
October 2, 2026 at 2:39 PM
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
Never thought someone smoking a real cigarette at Red Rocks would be more off putting than pot smoke but this is where we’re at I guess
October 2, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Never thought someone smoking a real cigarette at Red Rocks would be more off putting than pot smoke but this is where we’re at I guess
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Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
September 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
Yeah, this seems like a party that is confident heading into the midterms. Sounding like Alex from Fatal Attraction…
September 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Yeah, this seems like a party that is confident heading into the midterms. Sounding like Alex from Fatal Attraction…
Peachopotamus mmmmmmmm
September 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Peachopotamus mmmmmmmm
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Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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If you’re looking for something to watch as the weather cools down, The New Yorker has you covered with Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview!
Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview
Have you considered “Six Hours a Day of MSNBC” on MS NOW (or Fox News, depending on your specific parents)?
www.newyorker.com
September 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
If you’re looking for something to watch as the weather cools down, The New Yorker has you covered with Your Parents’ Fall TV Preview!
sitting here in Denver getting subjected to both Texas and Ohio political ads. They're all terrible but the anti Amy Acton one had some great head shaking by fake cops at least. Ken Paxton is just a piece of shit.
September 13, 2026 at 1:54 AM
sitting here in Denver getting subjected to both Texas and Ohio political ads. They're all terrible but the anti Amy Acton one had some great head shaking by fake cops at least. Ken Paxton is just a piece of shit.
Ohhhh what a terrible throw by Maye
September 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ohhhh what a terrible throw by Maye
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this crop art at the minneapolis airport
September 8, 2026 at 11:53 PM
this crop art at the minneapolis airport
69yd punt?!?! Nice!
September 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
69yd punt?!?! Nice!
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This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it.
arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
arizonasports.com
September 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it.
arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
Saw a deer out near Westerly/Sand creek during my run this morning
September 1, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Saw a deer out near Westerly/Sand creek during my run this morning
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Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
Jesus Christ. All green card interviews worldwide are paused indefinitely
Trump administration issues pause on visa appointments for applicants worldwide reut.rs/45NtKHO
August 26, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
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"Is there no virtue among us? If there be not, we are in a wretched situation. No theoretical checks--no form of government can render us secure. To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea."
Representation: James Madison, Virginia Ratifying Convention
press-pubs.uchicago.edu
August 25, 2026 at 2:05 PM
"Is there no virtue among us? If there be not, we are in a wretched situation. No theoretical checks--no form of government can render us secure. To suppose that any form of government will secure liberty or happiness without any virtue in the people, is a chimerical idea."
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here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
not only that, they are demanding that they not be called racist when they are observed to be signing up to support the racist
August 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
Perhaps the most important piece you'll read all year
I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America
Why the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a Bee
The giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts.
www.theringer.com
August 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Perhaps the most important piece you'll read all year
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"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere."
buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
www.mcsweeneys.net
August 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere."
buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
What is this bernaner ball bullshit (in the rain)
August 15, 2026 at 1:02 AM
What is this bernaner ball bullshit (in the rain)
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the president has tested positive for PEDs (pedophilia-enhancing diarrheas)
August 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
the president has tested positive for PEDs (pedophilia-enhancing diarrheas)
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The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
August 13, 2026 at 12:39 PM
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Poor wolves. Forcibly relocated to Colorado against their will and the wishes of many people. Under fire from hunters who mistake them for coyotes.
So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?"
So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?"
August 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Poor wolves. Forcibly relocated to Colorado against their will and the wishes of many people. Under fire from hunters who mistake them for coyotes.
So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?"
So we're kicking off a helpful new PSA segment: "Is it a wolf?"