jesse, head of endorsement deals at Boingo Wireless
@killgoldfish.bsky.social
we created it, let’s take it over
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bronze theory: an explanation of democratic party establishment failure
One of the things I like about competitive online games is the automated ranking system. Playing League of Legends, a 5v5 online game, there’s a lot of randomness, especially around how good your team...
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many times now, i've posted about Bronze Theory: the idea that the democratic establishment fails simply due to lack of skill.
i finally wrote an essay laying out my thinking: post-goldfish.ghost.io/bronze-theor...
i finally wrote an essay laying out my thinking: post-goldfish.ghost.io/bronze-theor...
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decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
September 25, 2026 at 3:17 AM
decided it was time to stop referencing Tony Snell and make A Proper Sophie Cunningham graphic
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i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
September 25, 2026 at 4:09 AM
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
[three six mafia voice] pull, pulling on my penis
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
September 25, 2026 at 4:20 AM
[three six mafia voice] pull, pulling on my penis
Ezpz. Good scores on Letterboxd though
September 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Ezpz. Good scores on Letterboxd though
Tired: the confidence of a straight white man
Wired: the confidence of the Replacements playing a cover song live for the first time
Wired: the confidence of the Replacements playing a cover song live for the first time
September 25, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Tired: the confidence of a straight white man
Wired: the confidence of the Replacements playing a cover song live for the first time
Wired: the confidence of the Replacements playing a cover song live for the first time
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social I went to public high school in Denver. One of my classmates was a Romer, a powerful Democratic political family, Colorado’s equivalent of a Kennedy or a Rockefeller. As a matter of principle, the Romers sent all their kids to Colorado public schools. I really admired that
September 25, 2026 at 3:22 AM
@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social I went to public high school in Denver. One of my classmates was a Romer, a powerful Democratic political family, Colorado’s equivalent of a Kennedy or a Rockefeller. As a matter of principle, the Romers sent all their kids to Colorado public schools. I really admired that
Ok I’m listening to it. And hey this song is pretty good. Good job everyone
youve never heard choosin texas by ella langley? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite gigi hadid? (that's a supermodel btw)
September 25, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ok I’m listening to it. And hey this song is pretty good. Good job everyone
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Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
September 24, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
If I speak I am in big trouble.
September 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
If I speak I am in big trouble.
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The fact that Yoko Ono laughed and loved this film made me respect her more.
September 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The fact that Yoko Ono laughed and loved this film made me respect her more.
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Punditry would be better if it was more like a tournament. Backed the Iraq war? Sorry, you’re out.
September 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Punditry would be better if it was more like a tournament. Backed the Iraq war? Sorry, you’re out.
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A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
September 24, 2026 at 4:56 AM
A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal
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the horse is spitting fire
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
September 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
the horse is spitting fire
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weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
September 23, 2026 at 1:49 PM
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
September 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
people demanded they shut off the cameras and they gave in to the demand. not sure what the issue is
September 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
people demanded they shut off the cameras and they gave in to the demand. not sure what the issue is
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Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75
September 23, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Local Transphobe Not Sure How Much Longer He Can Pretend to Care About Women’s Sports: tinyurl.com/mry79s75
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this is the face of a dog that stole a chicken tender off my plate while it was unattended
July 28, 2023 at 1:31 AM
this is the face of a dog that stole a chicken tender off my plate while it was unattended
Fantasy football is a game, you’re just having a computer play a video game for you
NYT tech reporter sings the praises of Meta Muse. It can do everything for you! Even set your fantasy football lineups!
My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right?
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...
My dude... you know that's called "cognitive surrender," right?
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/t...
September 23, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Fantasy football is a game, you’re just having a computer play a video game for you
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Thank you for voting me into 26th place on the 38 most influential posters list on the 53rd most popular social media app. I’m proud to be among such titans of thoughtfluencing as *squinting* that annoying guy, someone I dated, another annoying guy, oh nice Menswear Guy, I think she was on TV,
September 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Thank you for voting me into 26th place on the 38 most influential posters list on the 53rd most popular social media app. I’m proud to be among such titans of thoughtfluencing as *squinting* that annoying guy, someone I dated, another annoying guy, oh nice Menswear Guy, I think she was on TV,
what jumps out here about The Democratic Establishment is that their advice, top-to-bottom, is simply *really bad* nymag.com/intelligence...
Troy Jackson, the Accidental Candidate
How the Democratic Party is seizing control of his Senate campaign.
nymag.com
September 22, 2026 at 7:16 PM
what jumps out here about The Democratic Establishment is that their advice, top-to-bottom, is simply *really bad* nymag.com/intelligence...
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Local Millionaire Investing in AI Can’t Wait to Blame Future Bankruptcy on Millionaires Tax: tinyurl.com/4kps6veu
September 22, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Local Millionaire Investing in AI Can’t Wait to Blame Future Bankruptcy on Millionaires Tax: tinyurl.com/4kps6veu