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online ecosystem keystone species (uc davis ecology phd), they/them
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public housing worldbuilding
September 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
she's from davao, i can tell by the way/he's freestylin' 'round the room
September 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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I think the political left should be the loudest voice calling for an AI model development pause, frontier pacing, and mandatory third party audits right now. Put aside the doomer stuff (though I think it’s plausible), we just found out that OpenAI’s agents committed a pretty major felony!
September 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.
September 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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> gets shapeshifting power
> uses it to give myself a peanut allergy
> never uses it again
September 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
i was an undergraduate research assistant on a linguistics study about gen z slang and was paid real human money to transcribe memes for six months
Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? Mine was probably as a reader for a medical professor at Rutgers, whose eyes were failing. I read him many academic texts, as well as Samuel Butler's "The Way of All Flesh."
September 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway
September 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Hey that’s weird to say about someone.
August 28, 2026 at 11:01 PM
all time great caption work from ellen ruppel shell’s slippery beast: a true crime natural history with eels
August 27, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Uploaded a dataset of 115,293 illustrated pages from the Encyclopaedia Britannica, 1st edition (1768) to 14th (1929) to the Hub

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August 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
shout out lex walton www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoHM...
Lex Walton - Hipster Runoff (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lex Walton
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August 26, 2026 at 5:27 PM
good stuff going on in the deep sea www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCq...
Camera 1: 2026 American Samoa ROV + Mapping Exploration (EX2606)
YouTube video by NOAA Ocean Exploration
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August 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
if you are reading this you have one week to submit your application. or you are already a singles jukebox writer and you have one week to develop an opinion on slayyyter
hello people online. if you are reading this you quite likely have strong opinions about pop music. if so, you should write for the singles jukebox (with me!) thesinglesjukebox.com/the-singles-...
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August 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written
August 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Another track to add to the "Baggy is Back in 2026" folder: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7OQ...
Dummy - Full Spectrum Dominance [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
YouTube video by Dummy
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August 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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August 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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French troops require wine or else they won't fight. The problem with wine is that glass bottles break and steel cans leak when hit by shrapnel and fouled the flavor.

So they invented Vinogel, a 3x solid wine concentrate made with pectin that could be reconstituted or eaten.
August 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
hello people online. if you are reading this you quite likely have strong opinions about pop music. if so, you should write for the singles jukebox (with me!) thesinglesjukebox.com/the-singles-...
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August 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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idk I feel like it should be a bigger story that Marc Elias is SLAPPing the New York Fucking Times to help his clients scam the elderly with donation spam
uhhhhh
August 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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August 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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It is the position of the U.S. government that a person who is indicted but then has their charges dismissed can remain in permanent limbo as long as the government files a notice of interlocutory appeal and then advises the Solicitor General to not act on it
August 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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I recognized the late William Orbit as an ace remixer before RAY OF LIGHT -- he'd also remixed the definitive version of "Justify My Love." From Belinda Carlisle to All Saints he had an ear for aqueous sonics and sudden dissonances. wp.me/pzXeC-lA9
William Orbit, RIP
The world will eulogize the producer-songwriter whose work on Ray of Light yanked Madonna from the shoals of conventional R&B and an untoward fascination with Eva Perón, recreating her as the w…
wp.me
August 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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People angrily insisting that El-Sayed using the phrase “break bread” re: sharing a meal with Jews at Passover was ignorant or offensive or insincere is a peak combination of assholes going out of their way to find something to get angry about & some Jews having weird illiteracy about Judaism.
August 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM