Lauchlin
@lauchlin.bsky.social
A machine of pure meaning and an idiot baby clown.
Nova Scotia, Canada
Nova Scotia, Canada
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Nathan Lukes is the best player in baseball, for the last two weeks at least
August 11, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Nathan Lukes is the best player in baseball, for the last two weeks at least
Remember how it was fun to watch Blue Jays games a few months ago?
June 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Remember how it was fun to watch Blue Jays games a few months ago?
It’s truly amazing how much nicer it is to be alive when it’s sunny and 25 degrees out. We should really relocate Canada closer to the tropics.
June 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
It’s truly amazing how much nicer it is to be alive when it’s sunny and 25 degrees out. We should really relocate Canada closer to the tropics.
We need to start teaching people how to read again, because I honestly can’t take any more courses or instructions delivered by video
May 12, 2026 at 5:11 PM
We need to start teaching people how to read again, because I honestly can’t take any more courses or instructions delivered by video
It’s wild with everything else going on that the NS government has chosen now to threaten to move to permanent daylight saving time. I am consumed by dread and it’s so unnecessary. I was planning to make a bunch of updates to my house this summer but now I’m holding off in case I need to move.
April 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It’s wild with everything else going on that the NS government has chosen now to threaten to move to permanent daylight saving time. I am consumed by dread and it’s so unnecessary. I was planning to make a bunch of updates to my house this summer but now I’m holding off in case I need to move.
So, you can just make Montreal-style bagels at home. They can’t stop you.
April 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
So, you can just make Montreal-style bagels at home. They can’t stop you.
If this cancelling Daylight Savings Time spreads across the country, I’m going to need to become some kind of time terrorist to resist
April 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
If this cancelling Daylight Savings Time spreads across the country, I’m going to need to become some kind of time terrorist to resist
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I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment.
Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...
Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...
April 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I missed this from @phineas.bsky.social when it originally came out but it sure feels relevant at the moment.
Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...
Also, you can buy this as a print from the artist here:
www.inprnt.com/gallery/phin...
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One of the great slogans of our age.
April 1, 2026 at 12:43 PM
One of the great slogans of our age.
BC is getting rid of time changes. When I am in charge, we will have more time changes, not less! Each change more unexpected and nonsensical than the last!
March 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
BC is getting rid of time changes. When I am in charge, we will have more time changes, not less! Each change more unexpected and nonsensical than the last!
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Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Stop what you’re doing and read this piece, which is as powerful as you’d expect from @adamserwer.bsky.social witnessing the events of last week on the ground in Minnesota. “The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone.”
It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener
I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.
November 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.
The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea
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absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES
October 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES
Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium
October 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium
National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.
This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.
I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan
October 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan
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took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working
September 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working
The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning
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Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough.
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
August 13, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough.
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily
Ff are volunteering
Cops are begging for tanks and toys
FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection.
Cops claim its dangerous and physical.
FF are actually getting injured daily