Lumbering Soul
@lumberingsoul.bsky.social
Middle school teacher. Californian. Dodgers fan.
The Brewers aren’t popping champagne and Budweiser all over each other. They’re smoking cigars. It’s weird.
October 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The Brewers aren’t popping champagne and Budweiser all over each other. They’re smoking cigars. It’s weird.
They were thinking about all those ports.
Well done to the person in charge of Surface for doing a presentation where Surface wasn’t spelled correctly.
October 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
They were thinking about all those ports.
Dog shit people. Dog shit values. I don’t know. I think people should stop voting for them.
Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso, suspended after his arrest on allegations he molested a young child, said he still “intend[s] to win” the November election.
And the Palm Beach County Republican Party endorsed him today.
Via @miamiherald.com
And the Palm Beach County Republican Party endorsed him today.
Via @miamiherald.com
Palm Beach County GOP endorses candidate accused of child sex abuse
Suspended Palm Beach County Clerk of Courts Mike Caruso said he has not abandoned his campaign, nor has the local Republican Party abandoned him, even after his arrest on child sex abuse charges.
www.sun-sentinel.com
October 6, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Dog shit people. Dog shit values. I don’t know. I think people should stop voting for them.
Heart warming. Great guy. Wonderful folks.
Trump: "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a little bit high. It's a small price to pay ... let them take out Los Angeles, let them take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."
October 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Heart warming. Great guy. Wonderful folks.
Mmm-hmm. Right.
“Former British banker and whistleblower Simon Andriesz, who outed Howard Lutnick’s links to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has died by suicide.”
Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
www.thebanker.com
October 4, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mmm-hmm. Right.
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Greatest Tradition In All Of Sports, The Iowa Wave 👋🏻
At the end of the 1st Qtr all the fans, players, coaches, refs, everyone waves to the kids in the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, gets me every time 😭. Caitlin Clark is up there today.
The OSU coach is a class act as well! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
At the end of the 1st Qtr all the fans, players, coaches, refs, everyone waves to the kids in the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, gets me every time 😭. Caitlin Clark is up there today.
The OSU coach is a class act as well! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
October 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Greatest Tradition In All Of Sports, The Iowa Wave 👋🏻
At the end of the 1st Qtr all the fans, players, coaches, refs, everyone waves to the kids in the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, gets me every time 😭. Caitlin Clark is up there today.
The OSU coach is a class act as well! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
At the end of the 1st Qtr all the fans, players, coaches, refs, everyone waves to the kids in the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital, gets me every time 😭. Caitlin Clark is up there today.
The OSU coach is a class act as well! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
NEW: DHS agents tracked people observing ICE arrests, photographed them, ran their plates, pulled personal information, and added them to a Palantir database, according to newly unsealed court filings.
w/ @regret.bsky.social
w/ @regret.bsky.social
ICE Has Been Dumping Protester Photos Into a Palantir Database
DHS agents not only tracked and intimidated people observing ICE activity in Maine, but stored information about them in a Palantir-built database, newly unsealed court filings say.
www.wired.com
October 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
September 29, 2026 at 12:00 PM
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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An article about an existential threat to humanity behind a paywall. 
September 29, 2026 at 5:28 AM
An article about an existential threat to humanity behind a paywall. 
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Good times for Ken Paxton and Roger Marshall
September 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Good times for Ken Paxton and Roger Marshall
The things some people go on about on this website…. Who gives a shit?
September 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The things some people go on about on this website…. Who gives a shit?
Work shopping a line about autistic techobros getting mandatory consent training for Silicon Valley slut parties.
Adding a new line to “That Funny Feeling” and trying to figure out what Zendaya cast as John the Salvage rhymes with.
I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software
September 27, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Work shopping a line about autistic techobros getting mandatory consent training for Silicon Valley slut parties.
Adding a new line to “That Funny Feeling” and trying to figure out what Zendaya cast as John the Salvage rhymes with.
I feel like society is running on Aldous Huxley software and the government is running on George Orwell software
absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
September 27, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Adding a new line to “That Funny Feeling” and trying to figure out what Zendaya cast as John the Salvage rhymes with.
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Here's how we get Medicare for All done:
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
September 26, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Here's how we get Medicare for All done:
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!)
Include vision, dental, and hearing.
Begin extending to more people, starting with children.
We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.
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(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
September 25, 2026 at 6:49 PM
(me, next in line to be interviewed after you, spaghetti bolognese spilling out of every pocket of my cargo pants) he's right you look like an asshole
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"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline.
Comic book villainy.
Comic book villainy.
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
www.wsj.com
September 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline.
Comic book villainy.
Comic book villainy.
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Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself.
Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
September 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself.
Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people.
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
Banksy funds refugee rescue boat operating in Mediterranean - London Daily
Exclusive: UK artist finances bright pink motor yacht that set sail in secrecy to avoid being intercepted by authorities
londondaily.com
September 24, 2026 at 2:13 PM
So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people.
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
londondaily.com/banksy-funds...
Everything’s great!
Breaking News: Mortgage rates in the U.S. surpassed 7% for the first time in nearly two years, raising costs in an already weak housing market.
Mortgage Rates Hit 7% as Iran War Fallout Crushes a Weak Housing Market
The average rate on a 30-year mortgage in the United States jumped to 7.03 percent, putting pressure on housing affordability.
nyti.ms
September 24, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Everything’s great!
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Zelenskyy at the UN: "Ukrainians understand that this winter could be very harsh for us, but in response we will have no choice but to make it harsh for Russia too"
September 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Zelenskyy at the UN: "Ukrainians understand that this winter could be very harsh for us, but in response we will have no choice but to make it harsh for Russia too"
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The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?
hahahahaha INCREDIBLE
*CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG
*PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS
*UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED
*CHINA IS HOLDING SENSITIVE F-35 PARTS DIVERTED TO HONG KONG
*PENTAGON SAYS IT'S WORKING TO RETRIEVE STEALTHY JET PARTS
*UPS FLIGHT WTH PARTS WAS HEADED TO US BEFORE BEING DIVERTED
September 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The pentagon ships sensitive military components over the ocean by UPS?
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“The Department of Health and Human Services informed congressional appropriators earlier this year that it was moving about $12 million from its Office of Minority Health to help cover the ballooning cost of security for Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
www.wsj.com
September 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
“The Department of Health and Human Services informed congressional appropriators earlier this year that it was moving about $12 million from its Office of Minority Health to help cover the ballooning cost of security for Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.”
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Nowhere is Trump's lie that he would focus only on the 'worst of the worst' clearer than his assault on TPS.
TPS holders are here legally, they’re vetted, & they contribute to our communities.
America is a nation of immigrants. Trump's attacks on them are cruel & un-American.
TPS holders are here legally, they’re vetted, & they contribute to our communities.
America is a nation of immigrants. Trump's attacks on them are cruel & un-American.
September 18, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Nowhere is Trump's lie that he would focus only on the 'worst of the worst' clearer than his assault on TPS.
TPS holders are here legally, they’re vetted, & they contribute to our communities.
America is a nation of immigrants. Trump's attacks on them are cruel & un-American.
TPS holders are here legally, they’re vetted, & they contribute to our communities.
America is a nation of immigrants. Trump's attacks on them are cruel & un-American.
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Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
This is the statement they published on Instagram:
September 15, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Unlike Macklemore, these support acts don’t have big followings and they are giving up their chance to perform to stadiums to push back against censorship, not of themselves but of a fellow artist. Respect.